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     Hootowl |
I used to play piano by ear. Now I use my fingers. | ||
| Ducbsa |
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| Ducbsa |
Maybe a little rude?  | ||
| Hootowl |
my friend put a dart board on his ceiling. makes me want to throw up. | ||
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| Whisperstealth |
LOL. Good ones. The baldy with the glasses would have gotten me too! | ||
| Hootowl |
I asked my wife about my listening skills. She said youre an eight on a scale of ten. I do not know why she wants me to urinate on a skeleton. | ||
| Hootowl |
My girlfriend keeps accusing me of cheating on her. Pfft. She is starting to sound like my wife. | ||
| Whisperstealth |
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| Ducbsa |
Hoot, is that a Bill Clinton quote? | ||
| Aesquire |
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/amazon-reviews-hari bos-sugarless-gummy-221937144.html | ||
| Whisperstealth |
Saw a girl with Haribo Gummies in her cart at the store. They were not the Sugar Free version, but I still wanted to ask her how they came out the other end LOL! | ||
| Hootowl |
if you spell absolutely nothing backwards, you get gnihton yletulosba, which, ironically, means absolutely nothing. | ||
| Hootowl |
my friend asked me to stop singing wonderwall. I said maybe. | ||
| Hootowl |
why do cows wear bells? Their horns do not work. | ||
| Aesquire |
https://twitchy.com/fuzzychimp/2024/05/07/making-f un-of-the-2024-met-gala-n2395962 As a red blooded American Man, I actually like exposed flesh on hot young women. Body paint, sand? ( shows what people do for fashion! Itchy!!!! ) and lace all work for me. And I'm happy the not so hot go for kilos of fabric to hide their bodies. Freedom of choice, baby! This is one of the Famous People events to show off. A major percent of media, after all. Enjoy the silliness. | ||
| Aesquire |
https://twitchy.com/amy-curtis/2024/05/10/boat-fen ce-n2396107 | ||
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| Aesquire |
Retro games are so much fun! https://9gag.com/gag/a34dW3r | ||
| Hootowl |
Why not. You already took it in the ass when you bought them. ($$$) | ||
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| Aesquire |
https://twitchy.com/laura-w/2024/05/24/pan-visibil ity-day-n2396569 Lodge cast iron. Although I see the appeal of Le Creuset and the bright colors. | ||
| Crusty |
I love my Calphalon skillet. Not that way; you pervert! | ||
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