| Author | Message | ||
     Bartimus |
The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey: The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names ... Follow the instructions to find your new name. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name: a = poopsie b = lumpy c = buttercup d = gidget e = crusty f = greasy g = fluffy h = cheeseball i = chim-chim j = stinky k = flunky l = boobie m = pinky n = zippy o = goober p = doofus q = slimy r = loopy s = snotty t = tootie u = dorkey v = squeezit w = oprah x = skipper y = dinky z = zsa-zsa Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name: a = apple b = toilet c = giggle d = burger e = girdle f = barf g = lizard h = waffle i = cootie j = monkey k = potty l = liver m = banana n = rhino o = bubble p = hamster q = toad r = gizzard s = pizza t = gerbil u = chicken v = pickle w = chuckle x = tofu y = gorilla z = stinker Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name: a = head b = mouth c = face d = nose e = tush f = breath g = pants h = shorts i = lips j = honker k = butt l = brain m = tushie n = chunks o = hiney p = biscuits q = toes r = buns s = fanny t = sniffer u = sprinkles v = kisser w = squirt x = humperdinck y = brains z = juice Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts. Mine is: Tootie AppleSniffer WHAT'S YOURS? | ||
| Tucsonxb9s |
Chim-Chim Bubblefanny ooooops...couldn't follow directions....I'm now officially...Bubblefanny (Message edited by tucsonxb9s on August 26, 2004) | ||
| Kandie |
Zippy GerbilTush | ||
| Daves |
Squeezeit Gerbiltush Dave | ||
| Coolice |
flunky cootie butt!  | ||
| Black_sunshine |
Boobie Bubblemouth | ||
| Nxtr |
Buttercup RhinoSniffer | ||
| Southernmarine |
Lumpy Applefanny John Kerry = Cheeseball Girdlebuns My Son has this book, been through this before. They had a blast with it. (Message edited by Southernmarine on August 25, 2004) | ||
| Court |
Dorky Toilet-Breath | ||
| Newfie_buell |
Boobie Cootie-Tushie | ||
| M2me |
My new name is Cheeseball Bubbleshorts but you will address me as Mr. Bubbleshorts! Haven't we done this before? | ||
| 1313 |
Dorky Toilet-Breath Court, I've felt that way many times before... Poopsie Gizzard-Shorts Is that what went through the wash in my pants pockets??? 1313 | ||
| Sardawg2dpd |
Poopsie Bubbletush Or Officer Bubbletush | ||
| Doughnut |
Zippy Cootiebrain My other half is Loopy Chuckleface | ||
| Xbvictor |
Buttercup Bubble-Toosh | ||
| Captainkirk |
Somebody has WAAAAY to much time on their hands. This is something I'd expect around the end of February...... -Loopy Chucklechunks-    (Message edited by captainkirk on August 26, 2004) | ||
| Dasbuell |
Damn it Jim... I'm a Doctor not a children's author! Where is Doctor Seuss when you need him? (formerly dasxb9s on this thread Zippy AppleBiscuit) | ||
| M1combat |
Zippy Apple-Chunks... | ||
| Unibear12r |
Crusty Bubble-Biscuits | ||
| Philip |
chim-chim applebreath | ||
| Darthane |
Dinky Bubbleshorts | ||
| Blackbelt |
poopsie girdlebrain... nice | ||
| Rek |
Lumpy Rhinosniffer here, how'd we get off on this thread when we're supposed to be talking about those awesome bikes designed by Crusty Girdlebrain? | ||
| Blublak |
Tootie CootieHead But only my friends can call me Toots'... hehehehe.. Damn, I gotta go riding, this aint funny.. Later, | ||
| Stealthxb |
poopsie gigglesprinkles | ||
| Buellkowski |
Tootie Gorilla-hiney. That's MR. Gorilla-hiney, to you!  | ||
| Grndskpr |
Dorky Toilet-Breath Funny havent you been working in the bathroom as of late??? Fluffy girdlebrain R | ||
| Raraf |
Mine is Goober Apple Tush It is amazing how much insight there is in that name...You have not truly lived until you have walked around with peanut butter smeared on your McIntosh shaped buttocks! | ||
| Torqer |
Tootie Rhinobrain This is so accuate...I am a flatulent person focused on putting out small fires in the bush. Hmmmm? ![: ]](http://www.badweatherbikers.com/buell/clipart/proud.gif) | ||
| Crusty |
Cheeseball Applebutt. Hmmmmm..... |
