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Phonemanjustin
| | Posted on Thursday, August 26, 2004 - 09:05 pm: | 
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Goober Girdlekisser. hehehehe |
Shky_jake
| | Posted on Thursday, August 26, 2004 - 09:38 pm: |
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Mine is Buttercup Bubblesniffer. |
Kcfirebolt
| | Posted on Thursday, August 26, 2004 - 11:05 pm: |
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Poopsie Cootiebrain |
Charlieboy6649
| | Posted on Thursday, August 26, 2004 - 11:10 pm: |
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Poopsie Cootietush
Looks like my tush has cooties and there's poopsie in it? |
Sammigs
| | Posted on Thursday, August 26, 2004 - 11:46 pm: |
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Useless Assbucket
(name generated with my wife's list) |
Mr_grumpy
| | Posted on Friday, August 27, 2004 - 02:18 pm: |
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Zippy Waffletushie  |
Bartimus
| | Posted on Monday, August 30, 2004 - 02:29 am: |
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HA HA HA thanks everyone!
Unlike most folks, I am unable to ride for awhile, and I do enjoy the humor you provide.
This message board has certainly kept me active and my mind off my problems...
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Bartimus
| | Posted on Monday, August 30, 2004 - 02:32 am: |
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Mid Term Test
Students in an advanced Biology class were taking a mid term. The last question was, "Name seven advantages of Mothers Milk," worth 70 points. One student who had also partied the night before, was hard put to think of seven advantages. He wrote:
1. It is a perfect nutritional formula for the child.
2. It provides immunity against several diseases.
3. It is always at the right temperature.
4. It is inexpensive.
5. It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa.
6. It is always available as needed.
And then, the student was stuck. Finally, just before the bell indicating the end of the test rang, he wrote..........................................................
7. It comes in such cute containers.
He got an "A" |
Nedwreck
| | Posted on Monday, August 30, 2004 - 10:16 pm: |
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Lumpy Bubblehead.
Bob |
Lowelltroll
| | Posted on Tuesday, August 31, 2004 - 05:20 am: |
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Goober Cootiebrain here, thanks for the early morning chuckle. |
Blake
| | Posted on Thursday, December 16, 2004 - 07:08 pm: |
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How To Shower Like A Woman
- Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
- If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
- Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more sit-ups / leg-lifts, etc.
- Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
- Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
- Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
- Condition your hair with grapefruit mint enhanced conditioner.
- Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
- Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
- Rinse conditioner off hair.
- Shave armpits and legs.
- Turn off shower. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
- Spray mold spots with Tilex.
- Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country.
- Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
- Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
- If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
How To Shower Like A Man
- Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.
- Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the 'woo-woo' sound.
- Look at your manly physique in the mirror.
- Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your nether regions.
- Study residue lodged beneath fingernails. Sniff it.
- Get in the shower. Wash your face.
- Wash your armpits.
- Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
- Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
- Spend majority of time washing nether regions.
- Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.
- Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.
- Pee.
- Rinse off and exit the now hair- and soap-riddled shower.
- Leave selector valve in "shower mode" position so that next bather will be sure to catch a cold blast of water in the face should they fail to notice.
- Leave curtain hanging out of tub the whole time.
- Partially dry off while Pay no attention to water puddling on floor.
- Admire wiener size in mirror again.
- Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light & fan on.
- Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the 'woo-woo' sound again.
- Toss wet towel on bed.
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Trolldaddi
| | Posted on Thursday, December 16, 2004 - 07:54 pm: |
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Ain't that the truth!!! |
Captainkirk
| | Posted on Thursday, December 16, 2004 - 11:16 pm: |
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Blake,
Once I get up off the floor, wipe the tears out of my eyes from laughing so hard, change my underwear and pants that I peed in while rolling on the floor, I think I will be offended by your off-humor |
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