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Newfie_buell
Posted on Friday, April 09, 2004 - 01:51 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Newfoundland Declares War on USA

President George Bush was in the Oval Office wondering which country to invade next, when his telephone rang. "Hallo, President Bush" a heavily accented voice said. "This is Archie, up 'ere at the Harp Seal Pub in Badger's Cove, Newfoundland, Canada ey? I am callin' to tells ya dat we are officially declaring war on ey!"

"Well Archie," George replied, "This is indeed important news! How big is your army?"

"Right now," said Archie, after a moments calculation "there is myself, me cousin Guihan, me next-door-neighbour Mick, and the whole dart team from the pub. That makes eight!"

George paused. "I must tell you Archie that I have one million men in my army waiting to move on my command." "Holy jeez," said Archie. "I'll have ta call ya back!"

Sure enough, the next day, Archie called again. "Mr. Bush, the war is still on! We have managed to acquire some infantry equipment!"

"And what equipment would that be Archie?" George asked. "Well sir, we have two combines, a bulldozer, and Harry's farm tractor." "Did I mention that we have access to a Buell Motorcycle as well!!!!"

President Bush sighed. "I must tell you Archie, that I have 16,000 tanks and 14,000 armoured personnel carriers. Also I've increased my army to one and a half million since we last spoke."

"Lard T'underin' Jaysus, bye", said Archie, I'll be getting back to ya.

"Sure enough, Archie rang again the next day. "President Bush, the war is still on! We have managed to git ourselves airborne! We up an' modified Harrigan's ultra-light wit a couple of shotguns in the cockpit, and four fellas from the Legion have joined us as well!"

George was silent for a minute then cleared his throat. "I must tell you Archie that I have 10,000 bombers and 20,000 fighter planes. My military complex is surrounded by laser-guided, surface-to-air missile sites. And since we last spoke, I've increased my army to TWO MILLION!"

"Jeysus, Mary and Joseph," said Archie "I'll have ta call youse back.

"Sure enough, Archie called again the next day. "President Bush! I am sorry to have to tell you dat we have had to call off dis 'ere war."

"I'm sorry to hear that" said George. "Why the sudden change of heart?"

"Well, sir," said Archie, "we've all sat ourselves down and had a long chat over a bunch of pints, and come to realize dat dere's no way we can feed two million prisoners."
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Blackbelt
Posted on Friday, April 09, 2004 - 01:58 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

nice... only a newfoundlander could think of something like that...
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M1combat
Posted on Friday, April 09, 2004 - 02:00 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

ROTFLMAO!
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Ezblast
Posted on Friday, April 09, 2004 - 02:17 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

BRAVO!
GT - JBOTDS! EZ
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Spiderman
Posted on Friday, April 09, 2004 - 02:33 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Access to a Buell Motorcycle LMAO.
Now Dyna will insert joke about gernading LOL
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M1combat
Posted on Friday, April 09, 2004 - 03:02 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

VROOOOMMMM!!! FOR THE CAUSE!!!! BOOOOOM!!!!
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M1combat
Posted on Friday, April 09, 2004 - 03:02 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

"Well, he made a smoke screen for us anyway... CHARGE!!!"
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Glitch
Posted on Friday, April 09, 2004 - 03:26 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Lard T'underin' Jaysus
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Ezblast
Posted on Friday, April 09, 2004 - 03:34 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

I dunno but I think the reason they would all surender as prisoners would be for the free beer? - yea thats the ticket ! yea!
GT - JBOTDS! EZ
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Spiderman
Posted on Friday, April 09, 2004 - 04:11 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

I will be the first to go after their Screech supplies, who's with me?!?!
CHARGE!!

Spidey's famous last words...
"Give me screech or give me death!"
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Crusty
Posted on Friday, April 09, 2004 - 04:16 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)


quote:

Spidey's famous last words...
"Give me screech or give me death!"



Is there a difference?
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Aesquire
Posted on Friday, April 09, 2004 - 04:35 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Why does this remind me of the scene in "Braveheart" when Wallace says "I'm going to go pick a fight" ????
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Newfie_buell
Posted on Friday, April 09, 2004 - 06:04 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Spidey & Crusty,

Time is flying me brudders!!!!!!

Gonna be a good time!!!!
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Newfie_buell
Posted on Friday, April 09, 2004 - 06:07 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Spidey & Crusty,

Time is flying me brudders!!!!!!

Gonna be a good time!!!!
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Clydeglide
Posted on Friday, April 09, 2004 - 06:22 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

"Lard T'underin' Jaysus, bye",

Y'arnt related to me old Aunt Ethel, From Lark Harbor and Sydney er ya!

Damn,
you brought back a few memories.

Thanks Newfie
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Crusty
Posted on Friday, April 09, 2004 - 09:56 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)


quote:

Gonna be a good time!!!!



You bet your sweet Bippy!
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Newfie_buell
Posted on Saturday, April 10, 2004 - 12:48 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Leave my Bippy out of this!!!!!

Whats a Bippy anyway?
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Mr_grumpy
Posted on Saturday, April 10, 2004 - 06:12 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Who's not been watching reruns of Rowan & Martin's laugh in.
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