| Author | Message | ||
     Ochoa0042 |
http://www.comedycentral.com/tosh.0/?s=tap+that http://www.pbnation.com/showthread.php?t=3150636 lets make a badweb version, i'll start: got two of em HER: hey whats up babe ME: not much. U? HER: just chillin with ******** watching rocky horror picture show how are you ME: hey i've got a question for ya HER: i have an answer ME: when you gonna let of tap that? HER: wow.... um that was really forward ME: ya well i had the urge to ask and i did. is there an answer HER: what makes you think thats even an option HER: i mean we dont really know each other anymore and i am not one to rush into things ME: rush we should hang out more HER: yeah ok i can do atleast that FAIL ME: hey, when you gonna let me tap that? HER: ha, isnt that what we do all the time? ME: lol yeah, but i have something funny to show you when i come over HER: im not busy ME: you got some booz? HER: no, but we can go get some ME: now? HER: yea | ||
| Froggy |
I so need to try this! | ||
| Ochoa0042 |
post up anything you have, dont be skerred | ||
| Sardawg2dpd |
I read this and laughed really hard. Heres what I got. ME: Hey gotta question for ya. HER: go ahead ME: So when you gonna let me tap that HER: WHAT? You never talk like that. Who has your phone? ME: No one, its just me asking HER: How bout now puhleasssssse!!!!! | ||
| Ramm |
I actually got this going on georgia sportbike forums as well. I tried it once but got owned. Here is the conversation. This was a girl I went out with earlier this summer. me: hey girl can i hit that? her: of coarse me: really? her: yah im still at the same place me: i never went to your place her: who is this me: chris her: oh nvm me: so thats a no? her: for right now | ||
| Swordsman |
LOL! I read a BUNCH of those over at PBNation... funny as hell. If I wasn't married, I'd sure as hell give that a try, just for kicks. ~SM | ||
| Lake_bueller |
I used to use a similar scenario back when I was in college. We'd be hanging out in the bar and hitting on some girls. I'd pick one out of the group, then ask her if she'd "like to go home a f#ck or what". I swear it would work about 8 out of 10 times. My roommates couldn't beleive I didn't get slapped. Not once!! But alas....that was over 20 years ago  | ||
| Herobluebuell |
me: hey when you gonna let me tap that? her: what? me: hurry up im a busy man. her: what the hell? me: well. i need an answer. her: when im single her: what made you ask that? me: got the urge. her: well im kinda speachless Me: hey when you gonna let me tap that" her: when i see you again. Me: JACKPOT! | ||
| Lemonchili_x1 |
She says "when i see you again" and you're still in front of a computer??? | ||
| Herobluebuell |
21 hr drive. | ||
| Whatever |
Do girls really respond to this??? I like Lake's approach better... at least it isn't a trendy saying that I had to look up. Maybe I am naive? I am not so young anymore... it has been a while.  | ||
| Doughnut |
I must be a prude. This just don't seem that amusing to me. | ||
| Slaughter |
Sex without partners. Works every time. | ||
| Wolfridgerider |
I must be a prude.... but you have your way with sheep? Sir... You are not a prude. | ||
| Slaughter |
You got sumpin against sheep? Are you SPECIES-IST? | ||
| Doughnut |
 Always wonder how many people actually check out the home pages. | ||
| Ramm |
Whatever, It's amazing how well this works, I'm not the kind of guy that would ever ask a girl stuff like this, so I get mixed responses. However it has worked out twice for me. So I mean I'm not going to complain. Women think about sex almost as much as men,I mean have you ever seen one of their magazines. Crap is nothing but sex talk. So I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it does work.  | ||
| Whatever |
Slaughter, you are WAY TOO FUNNY!!! Doughnut...I had a boyfriend who used to be into sheep... liked to give me wool sweaters as gifts... That was a joke! But I also think the original topic is way strange... I would probably spit my beer/ coke through my nose if someone asked me that. | ||
| Doughnut |
I am just a coward when it comes to women. I don't think I could ever be this forth right. | ||
| Whatever |
I also think that if a woman is attracted to someone she has probably made up her mind what she will and won't do in the first minute of conversation. So maybe the dumb slogan works despite how trendy and silly it sounds. Again, I prefer Lake's approach... but that is just me. I only own a few wool sweaters... just me. I am not prude- but I can still afford to be selective! | ||
| Ramm |
doughtnut, I'm the same way but just do it. You'll thank the thread later lol | ||
| Doughnut |
Selective? man, I need to take whatever (no relation) I can get, which is normally myself. | ||
| Whatever |
Dough-boy. It is a short drive to Madison from Milwaukee. Just kidding... sort of maybe... well not really  (Message edited by Whatever on August 11, 2009) | ||
| Doughnut |
It is funny. I recently worked a walking beat in the down town area bar scene. The women LOVED me in uniform and had a great time being inaproprate (the ladies, not me). I go to the same area a few days later not working and I can barely get the bar tender to talk to me. (Except this nice young lady who is moving to China in a few weeks) Example: I have Orcastra seat tickets and dinner plans for Phantom of the Opera coming soon. I have been "stood up" by 4 ladies now. My jacket is going to have a very expensive seat to itself. Guess this is why I plan on a mail order bride in a few years . Am thinking N. Korea or Vietnam | ||
| Herobluebuell |
doughnut and Ramm. im usually the "Shy guy" also and never say things like this but it freakin works. Like ramm stated they are thinking about it as much as you are. | ||
| Doughnut |
they are thinking about it as much as you are. So, an unheathy amount of time? | ||
| Doughnut |
Whatever: I missed the original post, were you being naughty? | ||
| Ramm |
you'd be surprised haha. Although, as a disclaimer. I have had some reply back to never talk to them again. Just a warning. | ||
| Doughnut |
Guess I am just too nice a guy. Man, my mother must have beat the hell out of me when I was younger. I still open the car door for her!  | ||
| Whatever |
I am very naughty by nature, but less so as I grow older... probably because I am jaded and bitter at times. If you don't want to take the sheep to the show, PM me and I will go with ya... with or without the uniform. I don't remember if we met last year or not? Forgive me. (Message edited by Whatever on August 11, 2009) |
