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Danger_dave
Posted on Wednesday, July 29, 2009 - 07:59 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Jeez you are good looking, intelligent and talented.
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Ustorque
Posted on Wednesday, July 29, 2009 - 08:00 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

damn i was just gonna say the same thing...























































































about myself!!!!
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Ft_bstrd
Posted on Wednesday, July 29, 2009 - 08:04 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

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Hexangler
Posted on Wednesday, July 29, 2009 - 08:16 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Here ya go DDave! (Oops, wrong thread first time)



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Danger_dave
Posted on Wednesday, July 29, 2009 - 08:20 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

I have NEVER owned a shirt that colour.

I did have a Starsky & Hutch cardigan in the 70s.
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Ft_bstrd
Posted on Wednesday, July 29, 2009 - 08:20 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

I wondered. I thought you were slippin'.

Not your usual Swiss watch precision.
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Cityxslicker
Posted on Wednesday, July 29, 2009 - 08:35 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Heres all the open letters

A but only on the bottom
B nope, fully buttoned up, but it has two holes in the middle like nipples on boobies
C almost a full circle and trying to steal thunder from O
D its got a fair amount of back bone to it, but still an open letter, but with spine
E Clearly an open letter with a trifecta of a arterials
F See E but only Doubley So
G Damn near closed the whole thing off and put a Gate on just for flair
H is kinda ambivilant being open top and bottom,
I probably the singularly none open letter, and yet we find alot of I's in these open letter threads; gets a proxy vote for in
J Well its really a ladle, spooning up the open with a leaning to the left, every democrats favorite
K Open top and bottom but kicked in the middle, like somebody sucker punched a B and burst the top and bottom
L Heres your right leaning open letter, notice the rigid backbone
M Somebody crushed and N and made it peak twice
N is a bit radical for its diaginal cut but still as ambivelant as H
O the original Open letter, look at the gaping festering hole right down the middle of it.
P Somebody buttoned this one up pretty tight, it kinda stands on its own
Q Its an O with flair or sass.... nudge nudge wink wink say no more
R P's kissing cousin, but needs a lil more support to keep things buttoned tight
S Purely an Open letter, but who among us doesnt enjoy a set of switch backs with a lazy slow apex ?
T It doesnt care about you, your bike, your dog, its not an open letter
U This is a beer mug of an open letter, just cry into it, or fill it with ale
V more of a taster of the above, so suck it quick
W A double of the above
X Open on all sides and a collision course in the middle, this is full of imminent fail
Y arent we all asking ourselves that about now?
Z More lazy ambivelence

Havent we had enough of these open letters already?
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Danger_dave
Posted on Wednesday, July 29, 2009 - 09:02 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.

Groucho Marx
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Crusty
Posted on Wednesday, July 29, 2009 - 09:29 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
when you're perfect in every way.
I can't wait to look in the mirror
cause I get better looking each day.
To know me is to love me
I must be a hell of a man.
Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
but I'm doing the best that I can.
I used to have a girlfriend
but she just couldn't compete
with all of these love starved women
who keep clamoring at my feet.
Well I prob'ly could find me another
but I guess they're all in awe of me.
Who cares, I never get lonesome
cause I treasure my own company.
Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
when you're perfect in every way,
I can't wait to look in the mirror
cause I get better looking each day
To know me is to love me
I must be a hell of a man.
Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
but I'm doing the best that I can.
I guess you could say I'm a loner,
a cowboy outlaw tough and proud.
I could have lots of friends if I want to
but then I wouldn't stand out from the crowd.
Some folks say that I'm egotistical.
Hell, I don't even know what that means.
I guess it has something to do with the way that I
fill out my skin tight blue jeans.
Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
when you're perfect in every way,
I can't wait to look in the mirror
cause I get better looking each day
To know me is to love me
I must be a hell of a man.
Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
but I'm doing the best that I can.
We're doing the best that we can
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Danger_dave
Posted on Wednesday, July 29, 2009 - 09:33 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

I'm annoyed that Colbert stole my act.
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Brumbear
Posted on Wednesday, July 29, 2009 - 09:50 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Thanks Pal but I am a married man.
But I do have weekends off and I am my own boss
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Ezblast
Posted on Wednesday, July 29, 2009 - 10:57 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Man - you are having fun - hold it close to your heart and enjoy! Lucky dog - lol
EZ
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Danger_dave
Posted on Wednesday, July 29, 2009 - 11:30 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

From now on, you can call me 'The Protector'.

But it has to be said like 'I..am...the Hunt-ah' from a Rocky & Bullwinkle Cartoon.

Ruff from their agency.

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Danger_dave
Posted on Thursday, July 30, 2009 - 12:15 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

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Danger_dave
Posted on Thursday, July 30, 2009 - 12:35 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

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Hexangler
Posted on Thursday, July 30, 2009 - 10:25 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

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Hexangler
Posted on Thursday, July 30, 2009 - 10:29 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

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Danger_dave
Posted on Thursday, July 30, 2009 - 10:41 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

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Strokizator
Posted on Thursday, July 30, 2009 - 11:17 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

WTF?!? Secret Agent Man? For the last 40-something years I thought it was Secret Asian Man.
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Mr_grumpy
Posted on Friday, July 31, 2009 - 04:03 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)



We got this music for Danger Man.
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Mr_grumpy
Posted on Friday, July 31, 2009 - 04:08 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

On a similar theme, this has long been one of my favourite tracks, "The Spy" by "The guys from UNCLE"
Only one I found on youtube was backing for a scooter rally.

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