| Author | Message | ||
     Ferris_von_bueller |
I offer exhibit A: the 2009 Nissan Cube  | ||
| Aeholton |
Actually, I think they are kind of cute. No uglier than my Ulysses. When it was orange, my wife called it "Baby Huey". | ||
| Danger_dave |
Very popular with gays - I read it in my local newspaper, thanks. Big market now. | ||
| Corporatemonkey |
Ferris, you have to get out more. The Cube is one of the hottest vehicle on the planet. They are everywhere in Japan, and there is a waiting list here. Vehicles like the Cube. Toyota Bb (scion xb here), Kia Soul, etc... are the future of vehicles. They are cheap, cheerful, and very practical. | ||
| Ustorque |
Vehicles like the Cube. Toyota Bb (scion xb here), Kia Soul, etc... are the future of vehicles. They are cheap, cheerful, and very practical. And if you like men, you'll be beatin' them off with both hands......pun intended!} | ||
| Buellinachinashop |
"Very popular with gays - I read it in my local newspaper, thanks. Big market now." Jeep guys just breathed a sigh of relief. | ||
| Hughlysses |
What's really weird about it is the asymmetrical rear window arrangement:  | ||
| Buellinachinashop |
Perfect for drive-bys. No pillars to deflect the bullets. | ||
| Kyrocket |
There's one parked in the lot where I work, it's ugly alright but I still don't think it can dethrone the Aztek. | ||
| Cyclonemduece |
corporatemokey i soo hope you are kidding, if not turn in your man card asap | ||
| Corporatemonkey |
I have never understood the whole "It's a gay car" thing. Especially when it come to Jeeps. My business partner, and another friend (both gay) had a discussion about this recently. Neither of them would be caught dead owning a jeep. Maybe a Merc G wagon... In my experience a lot of gay men have multiple vehicles, an everyday vehicle and something unique. Example my friend has a Smart Car as his grocery getter, yet his garage has as follows: 911 turbo, 1966 Mustang Convertible, a twin turbo audi tt roadster, a classic mint 1989 MR2, and they soon will be joined by a lamborghini gallardo. My other gay friends/aquintences all have higher end vehicles. Even if it is not a lux brand, the vehicle is something unique say like a VW R32, or BMW 335i. | ||
| Corporatemonkey |
corporatemokey i soo hope you are kidding, if not turn in your man card asap Not kidding at all. A few years ago I had an associate of mine who was a VJ for MTV Asia. I asked her to get me the official japanese brochure for the Japanese spec cube. Very cool. The japanese version has an option for a turbo + electric 4wd. The front wheels are driven via the engine, but the rear wheels are powered from an electric motor. It provides traction, without the driveline loss. | ||
| Corporatemonkey |
Here is a video review of the previous JDM Cube | ||
| Ferris_von_bueller |
It must be a generational thing like those goofy tennis shoes that look like something an alien would wear. No wonder GM and Chrysler couldnt compete if this is what passes as stylish. | ||
| Oddball |
It's lesbians that love jeeps.   | ||
| Corporatemonkey |
Wrong... It's Subaru's... I asked one of my lesbian friends why this is. Her statement was lesbians are very practical with their money. And you can't get more practical than a Subaru... | ||
| Supafast |
When I see them I think of hamsters under the hood.... since that is what is "driving" them in ad on TV..... Who is in charge of their advertising anyway? lol! | ||
| Corporatemonkey |
When I see them I think of hamsters under the hood.... since that is what is "driving" them in ad on TV..... Your thinking of the Kia Soul. In the "cool" department it is definitely a step below. | ||
| Johnnymceldoo |
I could drive a honda element, smart car, vibe, focus, geo tracker...but not that. I dont think it says gay but definitely metro or early 20's club scene girly. When Im not on the Buell I drive an 06 Xterra. Love the simplicity and quality. Nissan makes nice stuff. | ||
| Mr_grumpy |
If you want ugly look no further than a Fiat Multipla. Gay cars? Interesting concept. Do you have to get in backwards? In Europe we have what are known as "hairdresser's cars" generally cabriolet's based on a hatchback. Golf, Megane, Escort, etc. So do tell what constitutes a gay bike? | ||
| Vampress |
There is a gay element to some cars, but mostly it's just present if a guy buys a predominantly 'chick' styled car. A little hatchback, pink etc. Quite a few of my gay friends don't even own cars, being the hippy one day, metro gay the next kinda guys. My boss used to drive a pooncy little Getz. Some of the little smart cars look pretty neat (the sporty ones) but that cube is Uuug-leee. I hate anything that resembles a people-mover. hehe. | ||
| Badlionsfan |
At one point wasn't the Rav4 the official lesbian rig? | ||
| Hootowl |
"So do tell what constitutes a gay bike?"  | ||
| Damnut |
So your telling me that my ride is considered gay?? When did one of the best off road vehicles become gay??? Damn man. So am I gay for driving this?  | ||
| Spiderman |
Monkey, Some peoples own homophobia and lack of phallus size sometimes lead to larger 'manlier' vehicles to compensate for their own latent homo erotic tendencies or lack of girth  BTW I think the Cube is pretty cool but I like my VW and think I will be sticking with that brand for a while, but man that thing looks like it will hold a ton of hockey gear... | ||
| Nukeblue |
lesbians do love jeeps. see it all the time. and usually wranglers | ||
| Sayitaintso |
Lol, Damnut, sorry to break the news to you but........ | ||
| Badlionsfan |
Damnut, it's not the jeep that makes you gay (unless it's an automatic). It's this--  | ||
| Nukeblue |
lol | ||
| Crackhead |
i just love how it is a minivan is ugly costume |
