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Rfischer
Posted on Monday, March 30, 2009 - 12:27 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Gotta stop feeding the troll of female persuasion folks.....

'Course, as soon as her name surfaces, I could click elsewhere, couldn't I..... It's just so damn hard to look away when the chum gets thrown in the water tho'.
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Spiderman
Posted on Monday, March 30, 2009 - 12:43 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

This thread reminds me of something we all do at U of M hockey games.

When they announce the starting lineup for the visiting team after each name we all yell in unison, "WHO CARES!" while holding a newspaper to our faces that look like we are not watching.

So the short of it, evertime I see a post by BMW grrrrlllll (or whatever the pucc it is) I always put up a news paperin my mind and yell out
"WHO CARES!"
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Arcticktm
Posted on Monday, March 30, 2009 - 12:55 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Spidy,
that's strange, I have the same reaction whenever I hear about U of Michigan!
(though I did enjoy them taking out Clemson)

'course, I was watching the Spartans whip up on Louisville, and lovin' every minute.

I hope my subtle re-direct of this post to something more relevant doesn't trouble anyone...
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Moxnix
Posted on Monday, March 30, 2009 - 01:00 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Great entertainment, this.
"The XB is a much improved product, although the design is getting long in the tooth."
Having owned 17 BMWs, the models from 1955 to 1969 hardly changed a whit. Same from 1977 to whenever . . .
Buell's fuel in frame, front brake, low center of gravity and weight in the middle, are going to be tough to surpass in engineering ingenuity.
BUT, I expect they will.
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Wolfridgerider
Posted on Monday, March 30, 2009 - 01:01 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

GO BUCKS!!!
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86129squids
Posted on Monday, March 30, 2009 - 01:03 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Buellgrrl. You made your bed a long time ago, so sleep in it.

I've been on this board for a long time, don't remember any real bullying.

(Mebbe some Buelllying, yeah, but hey.)

Glad you've got a new Beemer, always nice to get a new toy.

Please get over yerself. Your dialectic approach to posting here has made you quite unpopular. (I'm starting to enjoy myself, seeing all this, cuz your quite predictable.)

Heck, I've got an old '82 R65 that I learned to ride the Dragon on (buzzing ricers regularly). I don't go to BMW sites and heckle them cause they've got an overengineered POS, lording the beautiful simplicity of my old Airhead over them. Not my idea of fun.

Examine your own behavior, think before you speak, mebbe start making new friends. I'd be your friend if given good reason. Aint seen nuthin yet.
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Spiderman
Posted on Monday, March 30, 2009 - 01:20 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Hey lets no make this about schools lets make this about BMW grrirllrlrlriiri
I think no mater the school colors we have a common enemy!

WHO CARES!
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Cityxslicker
Posted on Monday, March 30, 2009 - 04:06 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

woophdeedoo. I was looking at the BMW450.... really, really really hoping the Buell builds a Watercooled Rotax 450 cc powered dirt bike (come on Buell!)

I do love to show up to the local BMW shop for their ride nites and slide shows/open house with the filthiest bike there, and not a single sticker ; ) They just dont get it or me for that matter.
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Citified
Posted on Monday, March 30, 2009 - 04:21 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Isn't the f800 engine a Rotax also?
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Old_man
Posted on Monday, March 30, 2009 - 04:27 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Good luck, Good Bye!
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Lost_in_ohio
Posted on Monday, March 30, 2009 - 05:08 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

She's a troll, don't let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya.

How long before she's on the BMW board trashing the bike?
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Ft_bstrd
Posted on Monday, March 30, 2009 - 05:09 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

In 3.....2.....1......
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Cadhopper
Posted on Monday, March 30, 2009 - 06:28 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Isn't the f800 engine a Rotax also?
Yes it is.

I have owned several Beemers and they were nice bikes. My favorite was the F650GS (the single cylinder version) but the service cost was crazy when it required a valve adjustment. It is a time consuming process. With the Buell XB there is very little I can't do myself on a single Saturday so I have no need for a dealer and more time to ride. There's something to be said about simplicity.
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86129squids
Posted on Tuesday, March 31, 2009 - 02:35 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Ich Bin Ein Bueller!!
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Crusty
Posted on Tuesday, March 31, 2009 - 05:56 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Ich Bin Ein Bueller!!

+1

(Message edited by Crusty on March 31, 2009)
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Johnnymceldoo
Posted on Tuesday, March 31, 2009 - 01:47 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

I love my XB. Your bike may be nicer than mine but its ugly. Maybe you do a lot of night riding?
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86129squids
Posted on Tuesday, March 31, 2009 - 02:37 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Easy, Johnny- remember, beauty is in the eye of the beerholder.
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Blake
Posted on Tuesday, March 31, 2009 - 11:40 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

"Examine your own behavior, think before you speak, mebbe start making new friends. I'd be your friend if given good reason. Aint seen nuthin yet."

Truth!

Pontificating ad nauseam is beyond irritating; it generates hostility on account of folks end up just wanting the incessant noise to stop.
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Froggy
Posted on Tuesday, March 31, 2009 - 11:57 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Buellgrll, I am just wondering, did BMW ever iron out the ABS issues? The F800 looks like a sweet machine, I would love to add one to my stable one day.

Oh yea, in case you didn't know, there is a tax credit for buying a new motorcycle as part of the stimulus package.
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Ourdee
Posted on Wednesday, April 01, 2009 - 01:00 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Hey, I think I want her for my new girlfriend. I wouldn't have to worry about any of you guys trying to steal her. I hope she's a brunette, I used to talk all my girlfriends into letting me dye their hair blond (look at the one with the balloon tween her legs). They were idiots, Oh, but not you girl. You ought to see my collection of witch pictures, I'd talk them into dressing up like witches for halloween parties. Then I'd take pictures to remember them by for after we would break up, But NO, I wouldn't break up with you girl. Girl you seem sane compared to them loony tunes. They all seemed sane at first, then they'd break up with me and go get a job at the strip club. But I can tell you wouldn't do that to me. No not you girl.
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Ft_bstrd
Posted on Wednesday, April 01, 2009 - 01:12 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Ummmmm......dayum.
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Crusty
Posted on Wednesday, April 01, 2009 - 05:56 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

81 posts. Amazing what one piece of bait from a troll can bring in.
(And this is my third post on this thread!)
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Jaimec
Posted on Wednesday, April 01, 2009 - 08:56 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Yeah really! Why aren't we discussing the joys of okra? Isn't this BadWeb??
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Greenlantern
Posted on Wednesday, April 01, 2009 - 09:01 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

I like turtles.
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Spiderman
Posted on Wednesday, April 01, 2009 - 09:08 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Hell yeah Turtle Power!!1!
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86129squids
Posted on Wednesday, April 01, 2009 - 01:06 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Ourdee- you sound like the "anti-Smoove". Check out the Onion, archives if you need to, look up Smoove B!

Homie KNOWS how to treat a woman!!

With all this talk about anti-virus stuff lately, this thread (plus the other one I started) I see the responses as a strong response to a dialectical, verbal viral agent.

I've just been funnin myself all along.

Don't live high enough for defenestration, but that might be fun too.

TURTLES VS. TROLLS!! GO TURDLES!
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Ourdee
Posted on Wednesday, April 01, 2009 - 01:35 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)


Smoove Is Waiting

Girl, there comes a time when even a strong, well-dressed man must admit defeat.
It has been a long time since we broke up and you left...

Girl, That Man Ain't Right For You

Girl, when I thought of you getting married to some other man, I nearly went out of my mind. As you know from the many voicemails I left on your...

Girl, Smoove Will Not Be Able To Attend Your Wedding

Girl, while it has been almost two years since we broke apart, not a second goes by that you are not on my mind. As I have written many times in...

Get Smooved
Girl, if there is any doubt in your mind as to what time it is, let me break it down for you: It is time for you to get Smooved.
Give Me Just One More Chance
If you knew how much pain I am in while I write this column, you would read it all the way to the end and be moved by the heartache in every word. Each sentence contains the pain of my soul, and in particular the part of the soul that yearns for you but has been pushed aside.
I Can Make Things Right
Baby, my world is empty since you shut me out of your life that night. Things were so good between us. Open up your heart to me once again, and I will walk in and make you feel like twice the woman you are without me. All I need is one more chance. If you would give me that chance, I know I could...
Please Don't Be Mad
Please don't be upset, baby.
Let Smoove Rock Your Body And World
Have I told you how wonderful you are? When I am with you, I feel like a whole new Smoove. Since you have asked me not to call you at work, I have opted to discuss your fineness through my column.
You Will Know Love
Erase all doubt from your mind, for tonight, you will know love. Let me tell you how I am going to lay it down.
Let Smoove Take You Away
Girl, I know what you want. In addition, as your man, I know what you need.
Girl, She Means Nothing To Me
Aw, girl. You know I would never hurt you for all the gold and diamonds on Earth. You know I am your Smoove Man. And that is why I am begging you to look into your heart and forgive me for the wrong which I have done.
see all by Smoove B »


There is a lot of stuff there by Smoove B.

Worst girlfriend I ever had was one I got on a dare in a bar. I was on some mind altering stuff and told my friend this girl looked like bugs bunnys girlfriend. I said I'm going to make her my girlfriend by treating her bad. Man, she fell in love. It was insane. She would ask where I was going and I'd tell her I was going to sleep with so and so and she put up with it. I didn't think I'd ever get free from her. I never treated a girl bad again after that. And yes I dyed her hair and took pics of her as a witch, even dated her sister and took her to their family reunion. Lucky she didn't kill me, I would have. My friend at the bar was the drummer for the band playing there. His lady warned me not to go near the girl, I should have just kept dancing with her.
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86129squids
Posted on Wednesday, April 01, 2009 - 01:45 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

ROFLMAO!!

I can smell the love.
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Edgydrifter
Posted on Wednesday, April 01, 2009 - 01:59 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

I prefer the advice of Herbert Kornfeld, because he possessed mad skillz and was a hit with the laydeez.
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Jaimec
Posted on Wednesday, April 01, 2009 - 02:41 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Not so fast... looks like BMW IS coming out with a street-fighter type bike!
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