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Pkforbes87
Posted on Thursday, November 13, 2008 - 04:04 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

During an alcohol abuse awareness brief at work today, this new method of alcohol (ab)use was brought to my attention for the first time.

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Wolfridgerider
Posted on Thursday, November 13, 2008 - 04:07 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Beer Bong Butt Bongo!!

No officer... I have not been drinking....
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Bads1
Posted on Thursday, November 13, 2008 - 04:08 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Glad that ain't going on at my place.
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Lake_bueller
Posted on Thursday, November 13, 2008 - 04:09 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

I had a college kid that worked for me about 5 years ago mention this. I thought he was kidding!!
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Pkforbes87
Posted on Thursday, November 13, 2008 - 04:13 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

I'm told that you will still fail breathalizers just as easily because the equipment measures alcohol levels coming directly from your lungs, which got the alcohol from your blood stream. Not putting alcohol into your mouth and not having the SMELL of alcohol on your breath doesn't mean that you can pass the breath test.

So < 21 doing it in order to not get caught drinking won't work.

(Message edited by pkforbes87 on November 13, 2008)
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Cochise
Posted on Thursday, November 13, 2008 - 04:20 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

There was this guy who used to work at my dealership who had his jaw wired shut. He really loved his coffee and obviously couldn't drink it, so his doctor prescribed him Coffee Enemas. The first time he had the enema, you could hear his muddled scream coming from the bathroom stall. I yelled at him through the bathroom door, "What's wrong, is it too hot?" He muddled back, "mm, mmm, mit's moo fweet!"
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Badlionsfan
Posted on Thursday, November 13, 2008 - 04:35 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Heard about this the other day. I had heard about the "alcohol enemas" a few years ago. Supposedly you get really drunk really fast and don't get a hang over.

Personally, this ranks just below the guys in Motley Crew shooting up Jack Daniels.
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Ryanhook
Posted on Thursday, November 13, 2008 - 04:45 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

alcohol to the lungs.. I've always wanted to try one of these


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Edgydrifter
Posted on Thursday, November 13, 2008 - 04:51 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

An alcohol enema is also a quick way to flatline. Great if that's your objective, I suppose, but not my cup of tea.

Seriously, who are these people who are worried about not getting drunk fast enough? Get yourself a bottle of everclear, administer orally, wait five minutes and repeat as necessary. If this isn't fast enough for you...
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Brumbear
Posted on Thursday, November 13, 2008 - 04:56 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

drinking to me is a little like motorcycles it aint the destination its the ride man
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Garyz28
Posted on Thursday, November 13, 2008 - 05:05 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

If someone is willing to do that in order to get high, I think that's a clear sign it's time to give up alcohol entirely.
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86129squids
Posted on Thursday, November 13, 2008 - 05:06 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

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Ft_bstrd
Posted on Thursday, November 13, 2008 - 05:25 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Wish I'd known. I'd gladly have taken Schaefers in the butt not to have to taste it.

Somehow everyone wants to be first at the beer bong and no one wants to take it home at the end of the night. : |


"I didn't inhale, exactly."
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Johnnylunchbox
Posted on Thursday, November 13, 2008 - 06:40 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

I don't get it. How're you supposed to smoke a vodka soaked tampon?
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Pkforbes87
Posted on Thursday, November 13, 2008 - 06:51 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Light the fuse : )
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Midknyte
Posted on Thursday, November 13, 2008 - 09:17 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

I had heard about the "alcohol enemas" a few years ago. Supposedly you get really drunk really fast and don't get a hang over.

So you get, what, a hang under?
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Riding_tall
Posted on Thursday, November 13, 2008 - 09:35 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Schaefers ... ahghwg ... I puked up a little just thinking about it. I still drink cheap stuff but not that bad.

alcohol enema ???? I know I've never been that desperate to get drunk. Why not just, well drink it ?

I think weird stuff like that and lead in the drinking water caused the fall of the roman empire.
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Ft_bstrd
Posted on Thursday, November 13, 2008 - 09:51 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Schaefers-Bong Fodder.


Hope it hits your guts before your tongue.
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Midknyte
Posted on Friday, November 14, 2008 - 01:14 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

I smell alcohol on your breath?

No officer, I farted...
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Mr_grumpy
Posted on Saturday, November 15, 2008 - 03:58 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Way back in the mists of time, (early 80s) I lived in a shared house in London, One of the other residents, a nurse, taught me a good trick for breakfast.
You take a couple of fresh oranges & using a hypodermic syringe, inject the spirit of your choice (Smirnoff Blue Label in my case) into the oranges then put in the fridge overnight.
In the morning, cut squeeze, & hey presto it's a great day already & you can tolerate the masses, well until lunchtime anyway & by then the pubs are open.....
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Cityxslicker
Posted on Saturday, November 15, 2008 - 12:44 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

a bad waste of good vodka.
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