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Xb12mel
| Posted on Monday, October 20, 2008 - 02:11 pm: |
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Following the problems in the sub-prime lending market in America and the run on Northern Rock in the UK, uncertainty has now hit Japan. In the last 7 days Origami Bank has folded, Sumo Bank has gone belly up and Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches. Yesterday, it was announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song while today shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended after they nose-dived. While Samurai Bank is soldiering on following sharp cutbacks, Ninja Bank is reported to have taken a hit, but they remain in the black. Furthermore, 500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop and analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank where it is feared that staff may get a raw deal. |
Ryanhook
| Posted on Monday, October 20, 2008 - 02:15 pm: |
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Sounds like something that the Onion would write. |
Ft_bstrd
| Posted on Monday, October 20, 2008 - 02:16 pm: |
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Nice |
Spiderman
| Posted on Monday, October 20, 2008 - 02:28 pm: |
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That is racist!! But funny...
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Prof_stack
| Posted on Monday, October 20, 2008 - 09:58 pm: |
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Nah, not racist. But funny. Thanks! |
Miamiuly
| Posted on Monday, October 20, 2008 - 10:08 pm: |
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That's funny as hell- just a play on words. Way funnier than what I expected to see, which would have been something like.... (Message edited by miamiuly on October 20, 2008) |
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