| Author | Message | ||
     Thumper74 |
I've never seen a Riders Edge instructor do a wheelie.... Has a Riders Edge instructor been in trouble for that? | ||
| Igneroid |
Never use your cigarette lighter to "see how much gas you got left". Dont ask me how I know....heh | ||
| Igneroid |
Never leave the house when you got baddass diarhea....Dont ask me how I know, dont ask the waitress in the upscale restaraunt, or the police man..... | ||
| Thumper74 |
Don't EVER take your Mustang out in the snow with slicks and skinnies, even if your daily driver is immobile... Don't ask me how I know. Never ride down a hill called "The Suicide Hill" on a Huffy with cantilever brakes... Don't ask me how I know. | ||
| Danny_h__jesternut |
Crashing bites-X3. Shoulder injuries reallly bite. Top-shelf Personal Protection Equiptment(PPE) priceless. | ||
| Wolfridgerider |
a whole box of sparklers burns VERY fast when lit and may cause 3rd degree burns.... DAMHIK | ||
| Oz666 |
Don't order an "English Muffin" at a Newfoundland roadhouse. It is NOT a warm, tasty bit of round toast there... Don't ask me how I know...   Oz "Nobody gets in to see the Wizard. Not nobody, not no how." | ||
| Ft_bstrd |
Never drink from a jar of unidentified liquid with peeled eyeballs floating in it being held by a person you have never met in real life...... at least until you have a chance to put your bags down and have selected a suitable blow up mattress.  | ||
| Mcgiver |
When driving your aging pickup to work before sunrise and it develops carb trouble, do not climb on top of engine and use a lighter to help diagnose trouble.Flooded carbs do catch fire, then do not try to blow out fire, Flames will blow back, catch your mustache on fire, which will cause a rapid reaction of lifting head away from fire to late to remember hood of truck is above head! Don't ask. Brian  | ||
| G234146 |
Never jump on the hood of your brothers car and pull a T.J. Hooker stunt whilst all involved are sloshed beyond belief. ...you'll fly off like Superman... DAMHIK | ||
| Toona |
Don't leave your latest issue of FUELL in your "reading room" open to the story about the 1125r whilst your 12 y.o. daughter takes a shower. D.A.M.H.I.K..... anyone know how to unstick the pages???? | ||
| Toona |
When your garage is on fire, the fire trucks are on their way and the garden hose is at the other end of the garage inside the garage, DON'T OPEN THE DOOR TO GET THE HOSE! D.A.M.H.I.K. | ||
| Toona |
Don't go outside your house to the garage on fire to help the firemen in your "sleeping shorts".... D.A.M.H.I.K. | ||
| Toona |
Don't ever let Tq_freak challenge you to see how big a tape ball can get by his birthday or any other holiday for that matter. Don't ask him how he knows...... | ||
| Not_purple_s2 |
Never grab a can of PB Blaster and spray it at eye level without checking the direction of the nozzle. | ||
| Firemanjim |
Toona--oops!! Not supposed to let the fire into the rest of the house---- Did you remember to close the door before you turned and ran? It's amazing how much fire a door can stop. And the difference between a house with all the doors closed and one with all the doors open. | ||
| Toona |
FMJ, fortunately it was a detached garage...100' from the house | ||
| U4euh |
Don't ever just 'Fall' asleep while in the company of the C3 group. Don't ever try to leave Georgia while listening to someone who gets lost in the local mall. DAMHIK | ||
| M2nc |
A great way to lube your clutch cable is to plug the vent lines of the motor. DAMHIK | ||
| Firemanjim |
Toona, I am a firm believer in detached garages--that way if my house burns it won't take all my prize possessions with it. Motorcycles and tools!!!! | ||
| Ravensmith22 |
A few more: Always check wind direction before throwing a boomerang. Never use capsaicin-based ointment under a leg immobilizer. Don't let your car sit for nine months while you ride, then expect to get in and drive to work(still working on getting that last wheel to turn). | ||
| Spiderman |
You can drag a knee on a Blast, it also makes for a cool dismount... Don't hold a angry rabbit in your lap... | ||
| Bigdaddy |
Don't get cute with the IRS. They have no sense of humor and if you're 'dirty' they will play ball-tag with you. | ||
| Freezerburn |
When you have the stomach flu, a fart isn't always just a fart...surprise! DAMHIK | ||
| Freezerburn |
When you're 7 years old and you want to go visit your friend (who is away at the time)and there is a large Saint Bernard tied up on the front porch with a sign reading Beware of Dog, don't ignore the sign and gently approach the front door. A mauled 7 year-old can run quite fast and make the same sound as a 4 year old girl that had her Barbie taken away. DAMHIK} | ||
| Bill0351 |
The dreaded shart. | ||
| Igneroid |
Also known as a "Followthru"..... | ||
| Pwnzor |
Don't try to order a waffle at a place called "The Pancake House" DAMHIK | ||
| Ulywife |
Never drink from a jar of unidentified liquid with peeled eyeballs floating in it being held by a person you have never met in real life...... Must not have been too bad! You were the first to pay your money for our next adventure! | ||
| Buellerandy |
When in Australia, don't let ANYONE try and talk you into a Kangaroo burger:P Unless veal, in your mind, is a pig skin. |
