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Whatever
| | Posted on Wednesday, May 21, 2003 - 11:34 am: | 
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No,
My biker chicks helped me out.
Char
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Spiderman
| | Posted on Wednesday, May 21, 2003 - 12:02 pm: |
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HAHAHA Hey Char How are you? You don't call anymore  |
Whatever
| | Posted on Wednesday, May 21, 2003 - 01:46 pm: |
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Spidey,
I am FINE as usual.
Fucked up
Insecure
Nuerotic
and
Egotistical...
needless to say if you are not all of the above you will not get the joke!
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Whatever
| | Posted on Wednesday, May 21, 2003 - 01:47 pm: |
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Really I am FINE!!!
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Whatever
| | Posted on Wednesday, May 21, 2003 - 01:51 pm: |
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BTW,
I have made a FINAL (if not vague) decision on the vacation dilemma (etc etc etc) today. I feel sooooooooo much better now...
The plan is to go to the 20th and meet up (no not hook up dammit you dirty little perverts!) with Newfie and hit Toronto to buy some masks to wear under our helmets there.
And to roam Canada, quite possibly up to Newfoundland depending on how hard I want to pound the pavement to get back home....
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! |
Rick_a
| | Posted on Wednesday, May 21, 2003 - 01:52 pm: |
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Sounds like the state of mind of the typical woman to me  |
Whatever
| | Posted on Wednesday, May 21, 2003 - 01:59 pm: |
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That is because it is!!! DOH!!! |
Newfie_buell
| | Posted on Wednesday, May 21, 2003 - 03:10 pm: |
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Oh Shit
How did I end up with this?
Spidey,
Your comming along buddy - to keep her under control.
Charlotte,
Did I tell you that my belt broke and its gonna take at least three months to float one across the Gulf of St. Lawrence and then I got to roam the coast just to find it.
HEHEHEHEHE |
Whatever
| | Posted on Wednesday, May 21, 2003 - 03:53 pm: |
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"Oh Shit
How did I end up with this?"
all that whining and begging you did and you do not remember?
Were you THAT drunk, Bill?
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Whatever
| | Posted on Wednesday, May 21, 2003 - 06:28 pm: |
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Sorry Newfie, that was a pretty bad joke...
Even I have a conscience some times (although I try my best not to...)
 Char |
Newfie_buell
| | Posted on Wednesday, May 21, 2003 - 09:25 pm: |
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Be afraid - be very afraid!!!
Charlotte be nice or I will send you out on an ice flow with the elders in August.
By the time our 20hr clock runs its course you will be gone. |
Newfie_buell
| | Posted on Monday, May 26, 2003 - 08:08 am: |
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OK,
I went looking for Ice Bergs on Sunday as there are several large ones off the coast and this is what I found.
FOG FOG and more FOG.
OH did I mention the FOG.
(Message edited by Newfie_Buell on May 26, 2003, %time)
(Message edited by Newfie_Buell on May 26, 2003, %time) |
Newfie_buell
| | Posted on Monday, May 26, 2003 - 08:20 am: |
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Newfie_buell
| | Posted on Monday, May 26, 2003 - 08:22 am: |
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One other thing I found while on my adventure was
Its tied up at Bay Bulls, Newfoundland which is about 15 minutes from the Capital City.
SEE THE FOG
(Message edited by Newfie_Buell on May 26, 2003, %time) |
Darthane
| | Posted on Monday, May 26, 2003 - 09:23 am: |
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Cars suck, and that's all I have to say about that.
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Newfie_buell
| | Posted on Wednesday, May 28, 2003 - 08:08 am: |
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Time for another Joke,
Gotta liven this place up.
Warning - The below text may offend some so those that are offended just don't read it.
SOMETHING TO OFFEND EVERYONE PART I
Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it's worth it.
What is a Yankee?
The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
The position of the dirt bag.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy ends over?
Doughnuts.
Why is air a lot like sex?
Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.
SOMETHING TO OFFEND EVERYONE PART II (JUST WARMING UP!)
What do you call a smart blonde?
A golden retriever.
What do attorneys use for birth control?
Their personalities.
What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
45 lbs.
What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband?
45 minutes.
What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
Through his chest with a sharp knife.
Why do men want to marry virgins?
They can't stand criticism.
Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex?
Because they have cotton balls.
What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW?
A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
"Are you sure it's mine?"
Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Mace will do that to you.
Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia?
Everyone has the same DNA.
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Breasts don't have eyes.
Did you hear about the dyslexic Rabbi?
He walks around saying "Yo."
Why do drivers' education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.
SOMETHING TO OFFEND EVERYONE, PART III (Just Great Stuff)
Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A different bar.
Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby?
They named him "Sum Ting Wong"
What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A speech impediment.
What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half-mast?
They're hiring.
What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with... "a recipe".
How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?
A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..." A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit..."
Why is there no Disneyland in China?
No one's tall enough to go on the good rides. |
Whatever
| | Posted on Friday, May 30, 2003 - 02:18 pm: |
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northwoods bass ackwards red neck company server SUX! yeah i can get badweb and not e-mail today suppose i will get some work done...sharpening my buzz saw for the weekend... |
Spiderman
| | Posted on Friday, May 30, 2003 - 02:24 pm: |
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Hey Char commin to West Allis, Wi June 7th to do Battle Trax you gonna come down and visit??  |
Whatever
| | Posted on Friday, May 30, 2003 - 03:15 pm: |
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Nope I am broke from three days of shopping last weekend... |
Cjmblast
| | Posted on Friday, May 30, 2003 - 03:29 pm: |
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Char, just a reminder it wouldn't cost you to stay at my place, I'm right down the road from West Allis, about 2 miles !!
I'll even feed ya !! LOL
CJM  |
Spiderman
| | Posted on Friday, May 30, 2003 - 03:31 pm: |
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LOL there ya go Char all takin care of |
Whatever
| | Posted on Friday, May 30, 2003 - 03:41 pm: |
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OK Spidey, wire me the registration fee for Battletrax and gas and I will be there. Western Union in Rhinelander must be open tomorrow!
K? Three hundred ought to do it. |
Whatever
| | Posted on Friday, May 30, 2003 - 03:44 pm: |
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Western Union:
Call 1 800 325 6000 to find the agent nearest MOI
Pelican Lake ZIP code 54463... OK?Bye! |
Nevco1
| | Posted on Friday, May 30, 2003 - 04:18 pm: |
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Ain't nothing like a shy little woman when it comes time to handle the finances.  |
Spiderman
| | Posted on Friday, May 30, 2003 - 05:20 pm: |
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No reg fee for BT and I'll give ya 20$ for petrol when you get to West Allis |
Cjmblast
| | Posted on Friday, May 30, 2003 - 05:36 pm: |
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Now Char, you've totally run out of excuses !!! Come have fun in West Allis, you scaredy cat !!! LOL
CJM |
Newfie_buell
| | Posted on Friday, May 30, 2003 - 11:35 pm: |
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What are you CHICKEN????
Come on Char the Guys (CJ included) offered!!!
Does that offer stand for me too. |
Spiderman
| | Posted on Saturday, May 31, 2003 - 01:23 am: |
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Yeah I need a cheerin section unless you are gonna run then I will cheer you on |
Crusty
| | Posted on Saturday, May 31, 2003 - 07:00 am: |
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Charlene(I hope you don't mind if I call you that), If you've never tried Battletrax, you're in for a treat. It's an amazing amount of fun, even if you're as slow as I am. (I'm the guy who makes everybody else look real fast) Go for it; if you don't like it, I'll refund your entry fees. But be forwarned, it's extremly addictive. |
Spiderman
| | Posted on Saturday, May 31, 2003 - 10:07 am: |
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GO on Char you can do it. I'll be cheerin ya on 
Plus Crust the website says there are no entry fees this year? Are there? |
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