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Wolfridgerider
| Posted on Tuesday, April 17, 2007 - 02:46 pm: |
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HELLO, THIS IS ANDRAS KRISKOVSKY FROM RUSSIA AND A COCOA COLLECTOR HERE IN IVORY COAST WEST AFRICA WHICH WE SUPPLY TO OUR CLIENTS IN THE NORTH AMERICAN GEOGRAPHICAL REGION AND EUROPE. MOST OF OUR CUSTOMERS ARE ALWAYS REQUESTING TO MAKE PAYMENTS WITH MONEY ORDER OR CHECKS WHICH WE CANNOT BE CASHED OVER HERE IN IVORY COAST, SO WE ARE LOOKING FOR A REPRESENTATIVE IN AMERICA AND EUROPE TO WORK FOR US AS A PART TIME WORKER WHICH WILL NOT AFFECT YOUR PRESENT DAY JOB AND WE ARE WILLING TO PAY 10% FOR EVERY TRANSACTION YOU RECEIVE ON OUR BEHALF, FIRST OF ALL WE WILL LIKE TO KNOW YOUR NAME/AGE/SEX/LOCATION. ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS HELP US RECEIVE PAYMENTS FROM OUR CUSTOMERS IN YOUR LOCATION, USUALLY IN CASHIERS CHECKS OR MONEY ORDERS AND THEY WOULD COME TO YOU IN YOUR NAME, SO ALL YOU NEED DO IS CASH IT, DEDUCT YOUR 10% OFFER AND WIRE THE REST TO US VIA WESTERN UNION OR MONEY GRAM AS THE CASE MAYBE,THE TRANSFER CHARGES WILL BE DEDUCTED FROM OUR MONEY SO YOU DO NOT TOUCH YOUR OFFER.PLEASE DO GET BACK TO US WITH THE FOLLOWING DETAILS IF YOU ARE INTERESTED,YOUR PROFILE. FIRST NAME--------------LAST NAME--------------- ADDRESS--------------------------- CITY.------------ STATE---------------- ZIP CODE-------------COUNTRY-------------- PHONE NUMBER (S) ---------------------- GENDER------------ MARITAL STATUS.----------- AGE.----------- NATIONALITY ----- REGARDS, ANDRAS KRISKOVSKY. |
Cereal
| Posted on Tuesday, April 17, 2007 - 03:01 pm: |
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Make sure to send all of your credit card info, bank accounts, and SSN while you're at it. |
Wolfridgerider
| Posted on Tuesday, April 17, 2007 - 03:11 pm: |
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I'm going to be rich!!! |
Etennuly
| Posted on Tuesday, April 17, 2007 - 03:41 pm: |
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How much cash do you want for a share of this venture??? Can we get in? |
Jaimec
| Posted on Tuesday, April 17, 2007 - 03:49 pm: |
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I was just about to send my bank account information and PIN to a Nigerian Prince but this sounds like a much better deal! I want in too! |
Greenlantern
| Posted on Tuesday, April 17, 2007 - 03:58 pm: |
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Hughlysses
| Posted on Tuesday, April 17, 2007 - 04:21 pm: |
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Can I invest my European Lottery winnings in your company? |
Swampy
| Posted on Tuesday, April 17, 2007 - 06:28 pm: |
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And I have a $5000 cashiers check from a Nigerian businessman. |
Nevrenuf
| Posted on Tuesday, April 17, 2007 - 06:40 pm: |
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you know how gullible us americans are. |
Indy_bueller
| Posted on Tuesday, April 17, 2007 - 06:46 pm: |
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The sad thing is, they keep doing it because people keep falling for it. |
Cityxslicker
| Posted on Wednesday, April 18, 2007 - 02:37 am: |
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The really bad thing is that their Russian is terrible. Andras is french, maybe portugese, but russian would have been Andreu, and Kriskovsky violates two spelling rules, ebniuy durniey , So grammatically they are morons, Geopolitically, hell the russians wouldnt smuggle through the Ivory Coast when Uzbeckistan is the perfered drug money route. And who the hell collects cocoa? Anyone participating in that deserves to be fleeced. |
Jaimec
| Posted on Wednesday, April 18, 2007 - 09:38 am: |
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So my money would be better spent with the Nigerian Prince, I guess? |
Swordsman
| Posted on Wednesday, April 18, 2007 - 10:11 am: |
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O....M....G..... how funny! Wolf, did you actually get this in an email or something? ~SM |
Wolfridgerider
| Posted on Wednesday, April 18, 2007 - 10:17 am: |
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As soon as the deal gets done on this bridge I'm buying, I'm all in on this Cocoa deal. I also have a lead for some beach front property in the Mojave Desert if anybody is interested. Just one good shake up and it will be all beach front condos! |
Wolfridgerider
| Posted on Wednesday, April 18, 2007 - 10:25 am: |
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O....M....G..... how funny! Wolf, did you actually get this in an email or something? ~SM Can you BELIEVE my luck!! I thought I would help all my BadWeb brothers and sisters out!!! Hope you can get in before its to late!! |
Ocbueller
| Posted on Wednesday, April 18, 2007 - 07:32 pm: |
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Hey can you hook me up with an 8ball? Oh, wait you said cocoa! Nevermind! |
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