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Cjmblast
Posted on Thursday, May 08, 2003 - 10:14 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

YES CJ... I look forward to camping... and that is a big plus!

Yeah I know, I'm a wienie !! Give me a hotel room, hot bath, and mall anytime !!!

Harley 100th, Buell 20th, it's ALL good guys !!!!

CJM
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Newfie_buell
Posted on Thursday, May 08, 2003 - 10:24 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

I'm with Spidey on soldering the .............

NO WAIT THAT SOUNDS WAY TOO PAINFUL.

OK I'd rather have a good kick in the ARSE than spend time with 500,000 HOGS - Now there is a real good party in Toronto on Aug 23rd if anyone is interested.

I won't be going to Colorado this year so Charlotte you better be coming to the 20th on the 20th.

The only Harley I'd purchase at this point in my life would be a Superglide and then I am sure I'd still have the S1 to mostly ride.

Its a personal choice and my choice is to spend some damm good time with some bloody good people at Buell's 20th If I wanted a Harley I'd bought one and been the first in line for the 100th Anniversary

Unless I get hit by a truck or die of some strange disease I am making it to Wisconsin in August.

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Spiderman
Posted on Thursday, May 08, 2003 - 10:40 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

>>>>>>So some guy that rides his bike from washington state & has 50,000+ miles on it is a poser but the buell guy who lives down the street with a 3 yr old bike with 1500 miles on it isnt???

Not you Mr. Sensitive. Look at the majority of people that Buy Harleys. I must see 100+ people that come through the dealership "My bike doesn't see rain" " I got 2500 miles last year"
" I trailered My bike to Daytona"
And looking at the prices I don't doubt that 80 to 90% will be the Poser Chrome jockeys. My uncle lives in Florida and said that this years Bike week theme was "If you don't have a Big Dog your not cool." So I think I will stick with my fellow Buellers thanks.
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M2me
Posted on Thursday, May 08, 2003 - 11:48 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Harley 100th, Buell 20th, it's ALL good guys !!!!

I agree 100%. I'll go to the Buell 20th and skip the Harley 100th only because I don't like big crowds. Other people like big crowds and really want to attend the HD 100th. I don't see anything wrong with that.

Why fight amongst ourselves? I'm not just talking about HD vs Buell either. There are posers as well as cool people riding all brands of motorcycles.
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Spiderman
Posted on Thursday, May 08, 2003 - 11:57 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

>>>>Why fight amongst ourselves? I'm not just talking about HD vs Buell either. There are posers as well as cool people riding all brands of motorcycles.

Yes there are too bad it is the posers that stand out more.
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Newfie_buell
Posted on Friday, May 09, 2003 - 07:41 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Just ride and ignore those guys,

If they don't want to ride F*&k'em and leave them behind, let's go have some fun.

"Chrome Jockeys" Now thats one I can use with a few of my fellow HOG's
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Mikej
Posted on Friday, May 09, 2003 - 08:20 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Posers stand out more because they're a stationary target. :)

"Chrome Jockeys", I thought that meant chroming the shift knob on the jockey shift in the older trannys. I really liked the jockey shifter on the old H-D trike I had many years ago.

One thing I can't figure out though is how come I can't click on "Curse & Rant" when I want to curse and rant, and can't click on "Bitch & Moan" when that's what I want to do, and can't click on "Flame Away" singly when that's all I want to do. Nooooooooooo, I have to click on the coagulated comingled combined " Curse & Rant Bitch & Moan Flame Away" all in one great big bucket.
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Dynarider
Posted on Friday, May 09, 2003 - 08:57 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Not you Mr. Sensitive. Look at the majority of people that Buy Harleys. I must see 100+ people that come through the dealership "My bike doesn't see rain" " I got 2500 miles last year"
" I trailered My bike to Daytona"


Spidey, I know a shitload of Harley riders & while there are the usual "posers" who put on a whopping 500 miles a yr, there are also a shitload who put on 20-25,000 a yr. I know a few guys who actually might wash their bike once a yr if the bike is real lucky.

As far as trailering to Daytona. What the fuck is so bad about that? Last week of february & we live in the snowbelt, I knwo for damn sure im not riding to florida in a snowstorm. Why dont you try it next yr on the Buell & let us know how it goes?
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Whatever
Posted on Friday, May 09, 2003 - 09:26 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Cool,

Now I have created another divisive diversion!!! All I meant to say is that AUGUST in WISCONSIN sucks... and it will suck even more if I am not moving at least 65 mph on a regular basis.

MY Harley friends have taken the logos off of their bikes, they are really old bikes, work on them all the time and ride them all over the country BUT I agree most of the new Harley crowd have an 'attitude' that is not appealing to me...

What---ever!!!!
PS I think Dyna's new nickname should be Mr Sensitive-positive-new-age-touchy-feely kind of guy!

Mikej : just lump it all together as the 'Bottom Feeders' thread! I think that was the whole point.
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Mikej
Posted on Friday, May 09, 2003 - 09:36 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Yeah, I know, that was just a feeble attempt as a diversion in meandering miscellaneous mindthoughts. I guess Bill Cosby and George Carlin can rest easy for a few more years.

August is good for golf.
golferchopbiker
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Spiderman
Posted on Friday, May 09, 2003 - 10:46 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

I will but I am not goin to Daytona. I don't want my wheels stolen. ;)
I'll go visit my uncle in Texas instead.
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Newfie_buell
Posted on Saturday, May 10, 2003 - 08:31 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Visit Spidey's Uncle in Texas,

Adventure for 2004

No - I am hoping to have the Buellers Invade the Rock Tour 2004
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Spiderman
Posted on Saturday, May 10, 2003 - 09:37 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Shit that's right I am goin to Newfie land in 04 sorry Dyna maybe 05.
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Rick_a
Posted on Saturday, May 10, 2003 - 10:32 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Spidy, not tryin' to burst your bubble bud, but Buells are none too desirable in these parts. She'll be safe in Daytona!

Posers...yeah...then there's those Buell guys riding the loud-ass lawnmower engines...haulin' through curves, doin' burnouts and wheelies and what not...causin' a ruckus.
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Dynarider
Posted on Saturday, May 10, 2003 - 11:16 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Spidy, not tryin' to burst your bubble bud, but Buells are none too desirable in these parts. She'll be safe in Daytona!

Thats true just about anywhere. Hell carlos used to leave his with the key in the ignition hoping it would get stolen...no such luck.

And Spidey...keep dreaming if you think you are gonna ride your M2 to daytona from michigan in the middle of winter.
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Crusty
Posted on Sunday, May 11, 2003 - 06:26 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

I rode my S3-T from Boston to Daytona for bike week. Before that, I rode my FLHS. The first time I went to Daytona was in 1976, and I rode from Colorado Springs to bike week on my Moto Guzzi V7 Sport.The weather's no worse in Michigan than around here. I wouldn't hesitate to take a Cyclone. Just get an electric vest.
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Spiderman
Posted on Sunday, May 11, 2003 - 05:19 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

>>>>And Spidey...keep dreaming if you think you are gonna ride your M2 to daytona from michigan in the middle of winter

I'll give ya a full report in 05.
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Newfie_buell
Posted on Sunday, May 11, 2003 - 08:17 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Spidey,

I may meet ya at the border and go with ya.
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Spiderman
Posted on Sunday, May 11, 2003 - 09:51 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Sounds good. Remember we might not make it LOL
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Newfie_buell
Posted on Monday, May 12, 2003 - 10:52 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

JOKE TIME

Top 10 Things A Man Would Never Say

10. I think Barry Manilow is one cool motherfucker.

9. While I'm up, can I get you a beer?

8. I think hairy butts are realy sexy.

7. Her tits are just too big.

6. Sometimes I just want to be held.

5. That chick on Murder She Wrote gives me a woody.

4. Sure, I'd love to wear a condom.

3. We haven't been to the mall in ages. Let's go shopping and I can hold your purse.

2. Fuck Monday Night Football, let's watch Murphy Brown.

1. I think we're lost. We'd better pull over and ask for directions.



Top ten things a woman would never say

10. Could our relationship be more physical? I'm tired of just being friends.

9. Go ahead and leave the seat up. It's easier for me to douche that way.

8. I think hairy butts are really sexy.

7. Hey, get a whiff of that one.

6. Please don't throw that old T-shirt away. The holes in the armpit are just too cute!

5. This diamond is way too big!

4. I won't even put my lips on that thing unless I get to swallow!

3. Wow, it really is 14 inches!!

2. Does this make my butt look too small?

1. I'm wrong. You must be right again.
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Newfie_buell
Posted on Monday, May 12, 2003 - 10:54 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

One More

Things Men know about Men

1. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.
2. Your orgasms are real. Always.
3. Your last name stays put.
4. The garage is all yours.
5. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
6. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.
7. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
8. You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.
9. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
10. Same work... More pay.
11. Wrinkles-add character.
12. You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.
13. Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.
14. If you retain water, it's in a canteen.
15. They never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.
16. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
17. One mood, ALL the damn time.
18. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds.
19. A five-day vacation requires only 1 suitcase.
20. You can open all your own jars.
21. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
22. Your underwear is $10 for a three-pack
23. If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.
24. You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat
25. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
26. You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking ''He must be mad at me.
27. No maxi-pads.
28. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.
29. You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.
30. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut or bolt.
31. You are unable to see wrinkles in clothes.
32. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
33. Your belly usually hides your big hips.
34. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one colour, all seasons.
35. You can "do" your nails with a pocket-knife.
36. Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December 24th, in minutes.
37. The world is your urinal.

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Grim_euphoria
Posted on Saturday, May 17, 2003 - 10:56 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Rock on Newfie, good stuff!
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Cyclone1
Posted on Sunday, May 18, 2003 - 01:47 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

LMAO! I do have to agree with grim :D
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Libnosis
Posted on Monday, May 19, 2003 - 05:44 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

thanks newfie. I had to pass those on.
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Darthane
Posted on Monday, May 19, 2003 - 06:22 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

I am the recent victim of No. 24. Good stuff, Newfie. Just so you know, Spidey forgot to get your signed copy of Fuell. Hehe...slipped my mind until Sunday, and Erik wasn't around then. Too bad, cause I wanted one, too.

Bring one to the 20th bash!

Bryan
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Newfie_buell
Posted on Tuesday, May 20, 2003 - 07:51 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

I heard that Spidey lunched it on a turn lookin at the ladies.

Can he walk and chew gum at the same time as well????????



BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

running and ducking, running and ducking

Considering this is the curse page the FUCKING BELT BROKE on the S1 last night!!!!!!SHIT SHIT SHIT.

OK now I feel better.
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Whatever
Posted on Tuesday, May 20, 2003 - 08:53 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Hi Guys,
This is where I will be today 'working'


Eat your hearts out
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Newfie_buell
Posted on Tuesday, May 20, 2003 - 09:01 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

That looks like a lot of places around here!!!!!

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Spiderman
Posted on Tuesday, May 20, 2003 - 11:25 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

SON OF A BITCH there were no Ladies and the hell if I would wreck then. Damit FNRAGE this is all your fault. Hell I pulled my best time when the ladies were lookin. ;) Check out the Southfield results on the BattleTrax Website. :D
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Fssnoc2501
Posted on Tuesday, May 20, 2003 - 09:57 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Char,

Did you put paddle tires on that thar Buell of yours.

Ray
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