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Tripp
| | Posted on Tuesday, October 25, 2005 - 01:14 pm: | 
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rather be shot from a cannon than squeezed from a tube |
Ted
| | Posted on Tuesday, October 25, 2005 - 01:51 pm: |
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"I used to think I had a appetite for destruction, but all I really needed was a BLT"
-Homer |
Mr_grumpy
| | Posted on Tuesday, October 25, 2005 - 02:40 pm: |
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What do you want? a medal?
or a chest to pin it on? |
Ftd
| | Posted on Tuesday, October 25, 2005 - 02:40 pm: |
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Enjoy life but know the price
It was a woman who drove me to drink, and I did not have the decency to thank her
I want to die in my sleep just like my grandfather...............
............ not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car!
I always look for a woman who has a tattoo. I see a woman with a tattoo, and I’m thinking, okay, here’s a gal who’s capable of making a decision she’ll regret in the future
Marriage is grand, divorce is fifty grand
Harley Davidson: The most efficient way to turn gasoline into noise without the side effect of creating horsepower
NOTHING IS EVER FOOL PROOF...FOOLS ARE VERY CLEVER |
Tripp
| | Posted on Tuesday, October 25, 2005 - 02:44 pm: |
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hahahahahaha that last one is hilarious!!!! |
Buell12hundo
| | Posted on Tuesday, October 25, 2005 - 03:05 pm: |
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1 sofa
2 king
3 we
4 todd
5 did
now say it 5 times fast |
Mikej
| | Posted on Tuesday, October 25, 2005 - 03:28 pm: |
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1sofa2king3we4todd5did x 5 real fast   |
Mr_grumpy
| | Posted on Tuesday, October 25, 2005 - 03:45 pm: |
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That's like the 2 kings who were both called L,
In order to differentiate them, people called them by their distance to the kingdom.
So, there was Near King L & Far King L.  |
Buell12hundo
| | Posted on Tuesday, October 25, 2005 - 03:48 pm: |
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ok try this
sofa king we todd did |
Tank_bueller
| | Posted on Tuesday, October 25, 2005 - 04:25 pm: |
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For a minute there, I had an oriental accent. |
Sleez
| | Posted on Tuesday, October 25, 2005 - 06:16 pm: |
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oigtit |
Careyj
| | Posted on Wednesday, October 26, 2005 - 01:31 am: |
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"If I see the morning hour, I'll have one more yesterday"-- Dave Mustaine |
Cochise
| | Posted on Wednesday, October 26, 2005 - 01:59 am: |
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"Ever been picked up by the Fuzz?"
"No, but I've been swung around by the Boobies." |
Tramp
| | Posted on Wednesday, October 26, 2005 - 07:24 am: |
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you can't polish a turd
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they don't make 'em like they used to, and they never did |
Tripp
| | Posted on Wednesday, October 26, 2005 - 10:44 am: |
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HOW TALL ARE YOU PRIVATE!!!! I DID'NT KNOW THEY STACKED SH*T THAT HIGH!!! |
Charlieboy6649
| | Posted on Wednesday, October 26, 2005 - 11:37 pm: |
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For every drop dead gorgeous woman you seen, there's a man somewhere who can't stand her! |
Firerider
| | Posted on Thursday, October 27, 2005 - 01:11 am: |
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You have to be very careful when you are doing nothing, because one small slip and you could be doing something. |
Mr_grumpy
| | Posted on Thursday, October 27, 2005 - 04:05 pm: |
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You're kidding me, right?...right? |
Tom_b
| | Posted on Saturday, October 29, 2005 - 10:20 pm: |
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"My enemy's enemy, is my friend" |
Johnnylunchbox
| | Posted on Sunday, October 30, 2005 - 12:19 am: |
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"A cynic knows the price of everything, and the value of nothing". - Oscar Wilde |
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