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Careyj
Posted on Thursday, October 20, 2005 - 02:48 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

“Arguing on the internet is like winning a gold metal in the Special Olympics, in the end your still a retard”
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Midmofirebolt
Posted on Thursday, October 20, 2005 - 03:38 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Incompetence: "When You Earnestly Believe You Can Compensate For A Lack Of Skill By Doubling Your Efforts, There's No End To What You Can't Do."

Pretension: "The downside of being better than everyone else is that people tend to assume you're pretentious."

Despair, Inc.
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Tom_b
Posted on Thursday, October 20, 2005 - 06:40 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

" A man who doesn't spend time with his family can never truly be a man "
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Bartimus
Posted on Thursday, October 20, 2005 - 08:31 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

HA HA HA Very good Carey !!!
ROFLMAO
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Kandie
Posted on Thursday, October 20, 2005 - 09:05 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Sorry but I don't find it funny making fun of people with disabilities. You probably don't mean anything by it but I find it offensive.
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Tramp
Posted on Thursday, October 20, 2005 - 09:12 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

me, too, honestly...
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Lowflyer
Posted on Thursday, October 20, 2005 - 10:50 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

"A mind is a terrible thing to waste. This message has been brought to you by The United Negro College Fund"
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Doughnut
Posted on Thursday, October 20, 2005 - 10:56 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

"Cereal has no respect for royalty."

Who knows who said this?
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Moxnix
Posted on Thursday, October 20, 2005 - 11:46 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Bullfighting, mountain climbing and motor racing are the true sports. Everything else is a game. --Ernest Hemmingway
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Careyj
Posted on Friday, October 21, 2005 - 11:01 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

"Dee Dee Dee" --Carlos Mencia
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Tripp
Posted on Friday, October 21, 2005 - 01:44 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

procrastination is like masterbation, it feels good but eventually you realize you're f***ing yourself!
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M1combat
Posted on Friday, October 21, 2005 - 02:47 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

"The track is my canvas, and the car... my brush" --Jacky Ickx

"Something broke that makes it go." --Richard Petty
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Jass1w
Posted on Friday, October 21, 2005 - 03:07 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

If you are going to walk on thin ice, you might as well dance.
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Davegess
Posted on Friday, October 21, 2005 - 06:08 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

documetation is like sex, when it is good it is very good, when it is bad it is better than nothing
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Ravensmith22
Posted on Friday, October 21, 2005 - 08:15 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

I actually used that last night when I carded someone in the bar.
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99buellx1
Posted on Friday, October 21, 2005 - 08:17 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

"How can you shoot women and children?"
"Easy, you dont lead them as much."
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Swampy
Posted on Friday, October 21, 2005 - 10:42 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

I don't know if its been said here yet but:

Change is consistant



I was IM a buddy and just sent that, I believe it holds true for all.
Posted for my dear friend Dennis Gunning, who has taught me a valuable lesson about keeping my firearms lint free.

(Message edited by swampy on October 21, 2005)
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Leftcoastal
Posted on Friday, October 21, 2005 - 11:47 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

BADGES? We don't need no stinking badges!
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Swampy
Posted on Friday, October 21, 2005 - 11:55 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Wish in one hand......

(Poo Poo) in the other......

See which one gets filled first.

I don't know what it means but my wife of thirty years tells me that all the time
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Tramp
Posted on Saturday, October 22, 2005 - 12:48 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

forever changes
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Tom_b
Posted on Monday, October 24, 2005 - 07:41 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

"A man can be an artist at what he is good at, be it cooking, whatever. John Creasy's art is killing and he is about to paint his masterpiece"
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Tom_b
Posted on Monday, October 24, 2005 - 07:42 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

"It isn't that life is so short, it just that your dead for so long"
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Dbird29
Posted on Monday, October 24, 2005 - 10:54 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

"LOL, I dont think any Buell owner or fan of the brand should ever throw stones at any other brand over reliability."
DYNA on SACBorg
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Dbird29
Posted on Monday, October 24, 2005 - 11:05 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

"Im not saying it isnt, but its just hilarious that a Bueller would even point it out."
DYNA on the same SACBorg thread.
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Dbird29
Posted on Monday, October 24, 2005 - 11:07 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

"Everyone makes me smile, some when they arrive and some when they leave."
DBird on BadWeb
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Brucelee
Posted on Tuesday, October 25, 2005 - 10:22 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

"Being half-assed is bad, no matter what cheek you are left with!"
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Tripp
Posted on Tuesday, October 25, 2005 - 10:59 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

is that a pledge pin on your uniform!!!!
when you got nothing, you got nothing to lose
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Jerseybuell
Posted on Tuesday, October 25, 2005 - 12:20 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

"Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intentions of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways on your motorcycle, champagne in one hand, strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming - WOO HOO WHAT A F***ING RIDE!"
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Blake
Posted on Tuesday, October 25, 2005 - 12:48 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Kinda like one of my favorites...

I refuse to tip-toe through life only to arrive safely at death's door.
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Jerseybuell
Posted on Tuesday, October 25, 2005 - 01:13 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Exactly...coz we never know when that time will come...
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