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Newfie_buell
Posted on Tuesday, July 19, 2005 - 01:47 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)
Three guys were sitting at a bar bragging about what they got their wives for her birthday.

The first one says: "I got my wife something that goes from 0 to 100 in 6 seconds".

The two other can't guess what he is talking about so he goes on: "I bought her a white porsche, it goes well with her blonde hair".

The second guy takes over: "I got my wife something that goes from 0 to 100 in 4 seconds".

"That has to be a Ferrari" the two other say in canon.

"Yep", says the second guy, "I got her a red Ferrari because it goes so well with her red hair".

The third guy (Newfie of course) then says: "Well, I got my wife something that goes from 0 to 200 in 1 second."

The two others both protest saying that a car like that doesn't exist.

The third guy then says: "Well, who said anything about a car..
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Doughnut
Posted on Tuesday, July 19, 2005 - 01:48 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)
Dang!

(Message edited by doughnut on July 19, 2005)
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Ezblast
Posted on Tuesday, July 19, 2005 - 02:29 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)
LOL
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Blackbelt
Posted on Tuesday, July 19, 2005 - 03:49 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)
BAM!!! WE HAVE A WINNER
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Blake
Posted on Tuesday, July 19, 2005 - 09:06 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)
Try "hillbilly", not a proper/capitalized noun unless it be for our sponsor and Buell wild man Jens in Germany. : )
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Dana P.
Posted on Tuesday, July 19, 2005 - 09:15 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)
Sorry Blake.LOL I didn't realize it did that.
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Tramp
Posted on Tuesday, July 19, 2005 - 11:16 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)
go newf!
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