| Author | Message | ||
     Tootal |
I don't see how the bronze boob is any worse than Monument Piss!  | ||
| Ratbuell |
I think it's the worn-and-polished-by-handling, on the bronze boob... | ||
| Slaughter |
BRILLIANT!! This could easily be done this Christmas! | ||
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| 86129squids |
That street looks like a sheet cake. Maybe in a cat box...? | ||
| Crusty |
I see nothing. Just a broken link symbol. (Message edited by Crusty on December 05, 2021) | ||
| Xbpete |
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| 86129squids |
Sis sent me this one... True. True.  | ||
| Xbpete |
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| 86129squids |
Sometimes I hate you Pete. Someday we MUST meet. See if you can make it to Suches next year. Open invite you now haz to Casa Squidly. | ||
| Slaughter |
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| Crusty |
Steve; I haven't been able to see your last three posts. I feel like I'm missing something. | ||
| Xbpete |
Same here Steve,,, just a wee box with some white stuff Brad... next year!  | ||
| Slaughter |
Apparently that photo server blocks sharing. I will get it fixed tonight when I'm home. | ||
| Willmrx |
 I friend just sent me this from the Sacramento area. | ||
| Icantdrive55 |
Man, you could get shot driving that around the southern CA area.... | ||
| Xbpete |
HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN Take off clothes and place them sectioned in laundry basket according to lights and darks. Walk to bathroom wearing a long dressing gown. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more sit-ups / leg-lifts, etc. Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone. Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean. Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. Rinse conditioner off hair. Shave armpits and legs. Turn off the shower. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mould spots with Tile cleaner. Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country. Wrap hair in a super absorbent towel. Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. If you see partner along the way, cover up any exposed areas. HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see partner along the way, shake willy at her making the 'woo-woo' sound. Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Admire the size of your willy and scratch your bum and tenderly stroke your belly. Get in the shower. Wash your face. Wash your armpits. Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off. Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower. Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. Wash your arse, leaving those coarse bum hairs stuck on the soap. Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohican Wee. Rinse off and get out of shower. Partially dry off, whilst seductively stroking your belly. Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of bath the whole time. Admire willy size in mirror again. Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on. Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass partner, pull off towel, shake willy at her and make the 'woo-woo' sound again. Throw wet towel on bed. | ||
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| Xbpete |
Oh to be young again! Looks like a lot of fun!  | ||
| Hootowl |
Looks pretty safe. Locked on. Has handles to hold on to. | ||
| 86129squids |
Yee and HAAAAAAAAA!!! Whomever thought up THAT rig is genius!! Decades ago at the Tennessee State Fairgrounds, the very first rollercoaster, VERY first ride you'd see, was The Mighty Mouse!! Come to find out that my sister was turned off, for life, from rollercoasters by that thing. I myself, well, you can guess MY reaction. To this DAY still my fave rollercoaster... long gone now. I'd buy one and rebuild it in the backyard if I could. Hey, RD! Get a load of THIS, man!  | ||
| Ducbsa |
It would sure tingle if you lost the handles! | ||
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| Tootal |
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| 86129squids |
Darn it. | ||
| Blake |
<grrrrooooannnnnn> |
