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Graeme1203
Posted on Saturday, April 08, 2017 - 04:08 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

http://m.independent.ie/world-news/north-america/t exas-antimasturbation-bill-moves-closer-to-becomin g-law-35602322.html
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Sifo
Posted on Saturday, April 08, 2017 - 04:38 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Sadly, no.
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Aesquire
Posted on Saturday, April 08, 2017 - 04:56 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

I love it.
She uses the language of one group to parody it's actions.
I don't have to agree with all her goals to admire the smart tactic.
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Ebutch
Posted on Saturday, April 08, 2017 - 05:18 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

My mother said if I keep doing that I would go Blind !

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Ourdee
Posted on Saturday, April 08, 2017 - 05:38 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

I would love to see it pass.
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Court
Posted on Saturday, April 08, 2017 - 05:48 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

>>>>Texas men would only be allowed to masturbate under supervision, inside approved health care and medical facilities.

I had trouble reading it . . until I cleaned the screen.

>>>>>Texas men would only be allowed to masturbate under supervision, inside approved health care and medical facilities.

Define "supervision".

If 3 co-eds qualifies as "supervision" . . . . Cast my vote as a "aye".
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Zane
Posted on Saturday, April 08, 2017 - 06:25 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

"My mother said if I keep doing that I would go Blind !"


My mom said the same thing so I ask her if I could do it until I needed glasses...
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Ratbuell
Posted on Saturday, April 08, 2017 - 08:08 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

NURSING STUDENTS!!

Hellooooooooo, NURSE! (I miss me some Animaniacs...)
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Hootowl
Posted on Saturday, April 08, 2017 - 08:44 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Won't go anywhere. This is simply a woman who doesn't know much about biology. Pretty typical really...gin up a false analogy, and ride the outrage.
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Ratbuell
Posted on Saturday, April 08, 2017 - 08:56 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Well according to the article she doesn't expect it to go anywhere, and is using it only as an example of how "ridiculous" the abortion laws are in Texas.

Which begs two questions:

1. why not come out directly against the abortion laws she dislikes so much, and

2. why the HELL are Texans allowing this sort of taxpayer-money waste? Seriously. Want to play games and quote Monty Python...do it at a party, not at the state legislature and on the taxpayers' dime.

...and we wonder why the system is so screwed up....
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Aesquire
Posted on Saturday, April 08, 2017 - 08:57 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Who says she's ignorant of biology? It's a pretty good parody of the more ignorant & misogynistic laws out there.

And it's in Texas, where last I heard certain sex toys are illegal because of some uptight silly legislators who probably have size issues and are jealous of silicone.

That just makes it funnier.

No one imagines this will pass.

Like repeated efforts to legislate pi to be three, this is meant to show the ignorance of others.
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Aesquire
Posted on Saturday, April 08, 2017 - 09:00 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

I can't wait to see the protests!

For myself, I counsel civil disobedience. Won't pay the tax. Won't register my weapon. ; )
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Oddball
Posted on Sunday, April 09, 2017 - 01:17 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Massage parlors of Texas register as healthcare facilities.

Men have been forced to masturbate for too long in back alleys, bathrooms and gym socks. Now they should be allowed professional assistance to relieve excessive testicular tension.
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Aesquire
Posted on Sunday, April 09, 2017 - 02:05 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

So now you want it to be mandatory insurance coverage?

That definitely goes in Obamacare 2.1
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Aesquire
Posted on Sunday, April 09, 2017 - 02:23 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Ratbuell, it's not just abortion laws. She draws inspiration from multiple sex-unequal laws.

not all those laws are misogynistic, some are deliberate punishment/manipulation ploys, some uptight fear of sex, and some just weird religious doctrine. Hard to tell original motivation.

If it was a divide&conquer pure pro abortion screed, I'd not like this a bit.

As a broad based assault on sex discrimination by means of using the same language as the sexually repressed & repressive, I admire the skill.

Turn about is fair play.

I will protest if I have to pay for your certified massage therapy with the candy striper. Or move to Texas.
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Ducbsa
Posted on Sunday, April 09, 2017 - 04:33 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Will Portnoy's Complaint be banned, too?
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Sifo
Posted on Sunday, April 09, 2017 - 09:02 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Ratbuell, it's not just abortion laws. She draws inspiration from multiple sex-unequal laws.

not all those laws are misogynistic, some are deliberate punishment/manipulation ploys, some uptight fear of sex, and some just weird religious doctrine. Hard to tell original motivation.

If it was a divide&conquer pure pro abortion screed, I'd not like this a bit.

As a broad based assault on sex discrimination by means of using the same language as the sexually repressed & repressive, I admire the skill.

Turn about is fair play.

I will protest if I have to pay for your certified massage therapy with the candy striper. Or move to Texas.


First, don't justify bad behavior with bad behavior.

Second, she has made no mention of laws other than abortion laws. She hasn't made this a broad spectrum thing. It's a single target. In that, the "parody" is a 100% failure. It is a waste of taxpayer money to do this, as are the stupid sex toy laws. I wonder what the real history of those laws are.

Regardless of those other laws, this is about abortion laws. She has stated such. This article stated such. Masturbation has precocious little to do with abortion. It's disingenuous and disrespects the victims of abortions. What would the reaction be if such tactics were used because some idiot thought rape laws were to strict?
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Hootowl
Posted on Sunday, April 09, 2017 - 09:26 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Who says she's ignorant of biology? She does. She equates sperm cells with a living human being. This is the basis of her bill. She believes that if I tell her she cannot murder someone, it gives her the right to tell me I can't jerk off. Or practice safe sex, or do anything that will not result in fertilization. Yes, she's not being serious, but if that's the analogy, it's not even funny. If there was a kernel of truth to it, it might be. She's just a fairly elected angry feminist. Yes, she's wasting the government's time, but, sadly, that's what her constituents elected her to do.
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Hootowl
Posted on Sunday, April 09, 2017 - 09:32 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Regarding the dildo law, what state doesn't have ridiculous unenforceable and unenforced laws on the books? I believe in NY you are required to stop your motor vehicle at each intersection and fire a shot in each direction to warn oncoming horse drawn carriages. Besides, six dildos should be enough for anyone ; )
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Aesquire
Posted on Sunday, April 09, 2017 - 10:58 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Six guns should be enough for anybody.......

The size of my Colt Python collection, or your "twist and shout" dildo collection, is nobody's business.

As I said, I may not agree with her goals in all things but can appreciate the cleverness of phrasing her argument in the style of the most uptight sexually repressed. A view that sex that does not result in offspring is evil.

If the radical uptight sex freaks cannot permit contraception or abortion or consensual recreational sex between adults they show the willful intolerance similar to the obedient Muslims.

Worse, and witnessed by me here, fail to agree that minimum standards should be consent, & adult.

Condoning child rape by refusing to accept it as a sin is not going to get me to agree with any of your sex hang ups.

That thinking has given us congressmen who diddle boy pages in the Capitol building, with no harm to their career.

And Planned Parenthood's decades long genocidal focus on killing Negros. Even a fan of killing unborn children should pause to consider the motivation involved.
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Sifo
Posted on Sunday, April 09, 2017 - 02:13 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

If the radical uptight sex freaks cannot permit contraception or abortion or consensual recreational sex between adults they show the willful intolerance similar to the obedient Muslims.

If the argument was about uptight sex freaks that cannot permit contraception, or consensual recreational sex, I could understand where she's coming from. Actually I do think I understand where she's coming from though. It's nothing but obfuscation of the issue at hand. Basically, because you won't let me kill an unborn baby, I want to stop you from playing with yourself. The two issues are completely disconnected from each other. So much so that it almost makes her sound like she doesn't know where babies come from. Come to think of it, the argument that it's just a lump of cells kind of makes someone sound like they don't know were babies come from too. Go figure.
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Hootowl
Posted on Sunday, April 09, 2017 - 06:03 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Absolutely Tom. I can usually appreciate Pat's perspective on things. Not with this one. Nothing clever about her twisted analogy.
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Rick_a
Posted on Sunday, April 09, 2017 - 06:38 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

I would owe millions in back masturbatory taxes
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Whisperstealth
Posted on Sunday, April 09, 2017 - 09:02 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Will your driver's license be suspended if you don't pay the tax?
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Midknyte
Posted on Sunday, April 09, 2017 - 10:32 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

>I would owe millions in back masturbatory taxes

I'm not sure how I should read this
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Aesquire
Posted on Sunday, April 09, 2017 - 11:35 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

For goodness sake don't do the math.
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Aesquire
Posted on Monday, April 10, 2017 - 04:37 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

http://www.nationalreview.com/article/446558/uk-ba ns-video-game-ad-sexually-objectifying-women-plus- size-models

Vice Grips aren't as uptight as these people....
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Graeme1203
Posted on Monday, April 10, 2017 - 05:40 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

The UK TV media is controlled by liberal mentality's, afraid of being called out by SJW ers. Their arrogance, unwillingness to accept any other opinion other than their own and the need to sensationalise everything by talking in newspaper headlines, is soo frustrating.
Begs the question that if this AD was banned for being suggestive and objectifying women, how do all those perfume/ deodorant adverts make it through (you know the type I mean).
If you think the US media was biased during your elections, you should have seen the UK media over Brexit, too this day the re-moaners in the media still can't cope. Sorry, bit of a off topic ramble
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Slaughter
Posted on Monday, April 10, 2017 - 08:43 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Short answer to the OP: YES

From the article (linked)

quote:

But before the men of Texas panic, (or head obediently to their nearest health facility), they should note that Ms Farrar is not being entirely serious.




Though I disagree with her typical politics, I have to admit she is clever in her protest.

I do wish people would READ before they RANT. It was a protest. Just look at all the free publicity it has gotten her.

Nobody reads at depth any more. Glance at a headline then copy/paste.

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Rick_a
Posted on Monday, April 10, 2017 - 08:51 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

It's the same tactics, policies, narratives, and strategy in western democracies the world over.

Progressivism...globalist socialism...whatever.

The very notion that the evils of big multinational corporations and banks and a corrupt self serving government can essentially be fixed by more government is a little absurd.

I've yet to see a "social justice" cause that I believe is real.

You know you have it good when you believe in injustices made up by your leaders, spread through the media, celebrities, and by academics. The answer, of course, is always more government...
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