| Author | Message | ||
     Court |
That's right . . . . It occurred to me that we needed to redouble our efforts so we didn't loose steam over the holiday. I was sitting there looking at my nuts and trying to figure out a way to use them for the good of mankind and to help Glitch in his recovery. At first . . . as I stared at them , , , I didn't know what to do. Then I gently began to push them around and stare and them and it occurred to me . . . "these are TOO COOL to keep to myself" so out came the camera. I got a great photo of my nuts and am going to send it to Ferris to post here with the auctions. I'm thrilled to be able to do my part to help. | ||
| Court |
It's an outstanding glossy print . . . about 11-1/2" x 15" and perfect for framing in any workshop.  | ||
| Doz |
oh, great ! All we need now is some "my little pony" stuff to balance this out. | ||
| Fb1 |
I got a great photo of my nuts and am going to send it to Ferris to post here with the auctions. I couldn't shrink 'em down small enough to fit...  | ||
| K12pilot |
COLD WATER WILL SHRINK EM  | ||
| Denisea |
Well, if I did not know better, I would swear Court's been spiking his coffee.  | ||
| Reepicheep |
It's worse than that. It's not *just* Court's nuts. It's Court's nuts and their washers. And Court's nut's washers are dirty. I gotta admit though. Those *are* fine looking nuts. What's the current bidding at? | ||
| Denisea |
Just my opinion but methinks this is an auction for us female Badwebbers? Or not. So, I'm in for $10. Cool photo BTW and maybe we get it signed on the back by Courtney Canfield himself - Lordeee, his nuts!!!! Come on gals, it's for Glitch and Ann! | ||
| Daddio |
My wife was just admiring Court's nuts, too-- so $15? $10 more if Mr. Canfield signs it (them?) | ||
| 1313 |
WOW! Never underestimate a construction worker, those are some tough nuts! And here I thought the DH was just Glitch's initials... 1313 | ||
| Fb1 |
Oh alright, if people are actually gonna bid real money just to get a peek at Court's nuts, I guess we need to give this auction a number and end date. The word "hardware" has just taken on a whole new meaning.... | ||
| Fb1 |
Lordeee, his nuts!!!! That is so wrong... | ||
| Fb1 |
I want y'all to notice the time stamps on the first two posts in this auction. Yes, Ferris did indeed receive a photograph of Court's nuts, and said Ferris sat gobsmacked at his computer absolutely perplexed as to what to do. Court wants me to post a pic of what?!? Aha! If I wait long enough Court will get bored with looking at (and gently pushing around) his nuts, and he'll take the initiative and post up the picture himself! For the good of mankind, you understand. Me? I'm thrilled to be a small part of raising some more fundage for M/M Glitch, but I ain't touchin' Court's nuts with a ten-foot pole! | ||
| K12pilot |
Ferris, I have received first hand information that the picture you posted, was NOT the actual Picture of Court's NUTS that he sent you, which means YOU have the ORIGINAL & thats just SICK!! | ||
| Fb1 |
Wayle, let me check... . . . . . . ...nope, same pic, same nuts! | ||
| Jb2 |
$25.00 Now grow pair and bid it up!  (Message edited by jb2 on December 01, 2014) | ||
| Fb1 |
JB2, we've basically got a bid of $25 from Daddio already:
Care to sack up and scratch a little higher? | ||
| Hootowl |
You should hold on to those until after Dan makes it up there for his tour of New York. I'm sure he would like to see your nuts in person.  | ||
| Tod662 |
Who can inspect these for me before I bid? | ||
| Court |
Actually . . . .after Chris and I iron out the details of who pays the bridge toll . . . I have to deliver his Issue #1 Battle2Win. I'll see if he wants to look them over and lend an opinion,. | ||
| Tod662 |
Oh great, I didn't expect to be able to get a professionals opinion! | ||
| Jb2 |
Okay, I missed that but I also have to say I never seen Court saying he would sign it...  $30.00 | ||
| Hootowl |
"Who can inspect these for me before I bid?" Well, from the photo, it looks like the ones on the left are a bit lower than the ones on the right. Pretty common, from what I hear, but some may consider it a defect. | ||
| Hootowl |
And if you look closely, you'll see that the picture also depicts a bolt, which I guess is to be expected, given their natural proximity. | ||
| Hootowl |
Huh. I see two bolts. Now that definitely a defect! | ||
| Fb1 |
Okay, I missed that but I also have to say I never seen Court saying he would sign it... True enough. | ||
| 86129squids |
"Now grow pair and bid it up!"  OMG, I just inserted a beater! | ||
| Court |
IF the bidding gets to $40 . . . I'll sign it with a special message. If JB2 ends up with the wonderful picture of my nuts . . . it'll be a special message. Someone's gonna get one hell of a deal . . . . I have never sold a picture of my nuts before and . . . well, when they're gone . . .they're gone! | ||
| K12pilot |
No way, I am NOT inspecting Court's nuts. Bidder beware )) | ||
| Court |
Hahahahaha . . . . I'm having this vision of poor Glitch . . . during his temporary respite . . as he reads this crap and tries to explain to family that these are his "friends". Some poor soul . . . . reading this . . . is going to think we're all . . . . everyone together now . . NUTS ! Glitch is going to have to scramble to regain his speech . . . . I'm quite sure the first utterances will be "what is the hell were you idiots thinking? . . . I check out for a couple days and you guys and gals loose it". |
