| Author | Message | ||
     Court |
Chris and Court's Most Excellent Adventure You’ll make your own arrangements to get to and stay in NYC ( we can help with some killer suggestions) but once you get your butt here . . . . we’ll take over. You will be treated to some of the best roads in the country and am amazing variety of vintage Buells to ride. You’ll see the famous road where BMW once filmed car commercials and some of the great vistas you’ve seen in Court’s photos and from the annual Headless Horseman Ride. We’ll make sure you have something fun and interesting to ride . . . . Chris will likely show up on one of a half dozen S2’s or perhaps an RS or RSS. Following a day of riding . . . . . we’ll do one of Court’s famed “Total Immersion and Partially Legal” NYC tours . . . we’ll take you places most folks don’t have access to . . . you’ll see where Fermi split the Atom . . Rodin’s ORIGINAL “The Thinker”, Buell Hall. You’ll get your all expense paid dinner . . .which could range from eating a “slice” standing in Times Square” to a totally funky place in Greenwich Village. We’ll wind the sightseeing up around 11:30pm in time for us to make it to the famed Dizzy’s Club Coca-Cola (which overlooks Central Park from the 7th floor of NYC’s newest and most expensive complex, Time-Warner Center at Columbus Circle) or . . . if you’re more into the music scene we’ll slip over to Debbie’s (it’s in a private residence on the block where Miles Davis lived) and spend a couple hours soaking up classic jazz in the parlor of the Brownstone her family has owned for 4 generations. (Note. . come hungry. Debbie serves a complete fish fry when the band breaks about 10:00pm) The only limits are your stamina . . . . . we can keep you busy till sunrise the next morning . . . EASILY. In short . . . . arrive on a Friday . . .be ready for us to pick you up . . feed you breakfast in a classic NY diner . . . spend the day riding . . rest for a couple hours and hit the Gotham night scene. We can handle a couple folks so team up with someone and bid together., You should be a capable rider (If not, bid anyway and we’ll put in you a classic MG sports car for the day) . . . . you should have, no heart conditions that require anything other than children’s aspirin, not be allergic to BBQ, your blood pressure under control and not have any outstanding warrants. (No guarantee that we don’t) Basically about 48 hours of Gotham debauchery with two experts. We’re open to dates . . . and will work with the winning bidder to find a time and arrange an experience that you’ll have to deny parts of until the day you die. Auction ends 11/24/14 11 p.m. eastern time | ||
| Tod662 |
WOW how do you put a number on the worth of this?? ...I calculated the value of Courts Company minus the cost of putting up with Chris, deducted the cost of a liver, carry the S2 aaand come to the conclusion that this would be Awesome!! $63.27 is my opening bid. | ||
| Court |
And if you can't ride a real motorcycle, or drive a stick shift, we have you covered: | ||
| Court |
Just think . . . in one night . . . we could change someone’s life. | ||
| Fb1 |
Yeah, going to prison for a couple of years can do that to a person...  | ||
| Court |
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| Fb1 |
I'm in for $50 on the Cushman! | ||
| Ulywife |
I'm beginning to wonder if we need a legal disclaimer on this auction.....  | ||
| Tod662 |
Im in for $20 for a picture of Chris and Court riding the Cushman! | ||
| Damnut |
I can't believe I'm bidding to hang out with Court. 75 bucks. | ||
| Fb1 |
I can't believe I'm bidding to hang out with Court. I'm thinkin' we should just go ahead and get a bail money fund-raiser going...  BTW, I've seen pix of previous "Adventures in NYC with Court" with hapless BWB'ers actually foraging around in dumpsters. That Canfield fella sure knows how to show people a good time... | ||
| 2008xb12scg |
This would make for an awesome vacation! I'm in for $100 on two conditions 1) I can come 2016 since i wont get vacation next year 2) it includes an autographed photo of you two on the cushman lol | ||
| 2008xb12scg |
On second thought there really should be a separate auction for an autographed photo of Chris and Court on the Cushman. I don't want to throw anybody under the bus but it is a good cause. Hahaha | ||
| Thumper1203 |
"...get a bail money fund-raiser going"    this gooood stuff! | ||
| Danc |
What's with these cheap skates? Once-in-a-life-time adventure to benefit friends in need? I'm in for $500. | ||
| K12pilot |
I just got home after a 16hr day, I have been pissing my pants all day with some backstage emails that were traded earlier today . Please start the habit to through your pocket change in a jar when you get home at night, it may be needed for Bail & Lawyers. Please don't let your brothers spend the weekend on Rikers Island, I hear it ain't purdy..  | ||
| Thumper1203 |
This place is... epic. Carry-on, please.. (Message edited by thumper1203 on November 18, 2014) | ||
| Fb1 |
Please don't let your brothers spend the weekend on Rikers Island, I hear it ain't purdy.. Chris, you're a sick basterd for posting-up that pic - typical construction worker. And don't you be sayin' that I double-dog dared you, either, 'cause I'll deny it!! Folks, how could you NOT want to spend a couple days in NYC with two "experienced" escorts. I mean, what could possibly go wrong?? | ||
| Fb1 |
What's with these cheap skates? Once-in-a-life-time adventure to benefit friends in need? I'm in for $500. STELLAR!  But.....be afraid. Be VERY afraid... | ||
| Fb1 |
PS: I hope you like your dumpsters a little on the ripe side... | ||
| Fb1 |
Oh, and if y'all should find yourselves driving down the sidewalk, PLEASE make sure Canfield's got the Whelen landing lights lit up; if you're gonna go to jail, ya might as well make a complete spectacle of yourselves in the process... | ||
| Jumbo_petite |
! just think it is FUNNY, that the first post after the pic of the bunny was by Thumper...hahahaha!!!! | ||
| Court |
>>>>PLEASE make sure Canfield's got the Whelen landing lights lit up That was ugly. I suppose . . . as one of the very few folks who can parallel park from a sidewalk into an adjacent parking space to the left . . . that I should carry some pride. It was . . . to the amazement of the visiting Texan Badwebber . . . at artful move that immediately preceded the first dumpster dinner. I actually . . . (in an event which created one of the funniest stories ever) had dinner in the same place last night and the little "parking incident" always has me laughing when I am in Williamsburg. The Whelan lights occurred in Harlem, on the Northwest corner of Central Park, at 112th and CPW. Look . . I meant well . . a gnarly gal in an SUV was clogging up the intersection and I considered it my civic duty to help. I lit up all the hidden lights on the F-250 . . .cleared the intersection and took of south on CPW. I stopped at the light at 95th and was obliviously daydreaming when all four doors of the SuerpCab burst open, each with a beard dude, badge hanging and 9mm drawn. I about crapped. "What's up wit the lights?" . . . the buy asked. And, at this point it wasn't helping that he was staring at my radio stack on the console with 2 Motorola 99ch/110w MaraTracs an undercover siren/100w PA and 2 scanners . . . . . I told him "I'm a construction worker" ( a line that has since become a classic for getting out of trouble) and we eventually mended our fences and went our separate ways. Since then . . . I've found that it's a good idea to always keep my TWIC and Global Entry cards, on lanyards, around my neck on a DHS lanyard. It means nothing, but provides enough confusion to disarm them. I had a similar incident last week when a state worker at an inspection station spotted by Globesrat GSP-1600 briefcase mount SatPhone . . . .I told him I was a salesman working in remote areas. :-) C'mon . . . be brave and come to NYC . . . what could possibly go wrong? . .we'll go for a little ride. . . . kick a few Disney characters asses . . have pizza and listen to music. Chris and I are cultural prostitutes. | ||
| No_rice |
im still trying to figure out plane ticket and lodging costs...! | ||
| K12pilot |
All I can say is THANK GOD I am not on Facebook !! Court, you would be suprised what that TWIC card can get you OUT OF & INTO. Brianna & I walked past about 500 people waiting in line at security in Newark on our way to Cabo this & last summer. It got us past 4 flights of people waiting to clear customs into Mexico. They must have thought I was somebody, The jokes on them )) I never fly without it. ))) A fresh pack of Chesterfield's flashed quickly may work equally as well. X POLICE!!!! (Message edited by K12pilot on November 18, 2014) | ||
| Malott442 |
Wish I could help, but I just passed 8 weeks without a paycheck.... I'll help when I'm back up to speed... Good luck, and it sounds like a great weekend!!! | ||
| Noone1569 |
Bid still at 75$? I'll bump to one bill. $100.00 | ||
| Fb1 |
Haha, ya gotta be braver than that - current bid is five Benjamins! What's with these cheap skates? Once-in-a-life-time adventure to benefit friends in need? I'm in for $500. | ||
| Noone1569 |
Ah ha, just saw that, missed it. Well shucks, that's a bit out of my league now. But you're right, lifetime experience and for a good cause. | ||
| Fb1 |
Ends tonight! |
