| Author | Message | ||
     Hootowl |
http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/world/middle-ea st/Al-Qaida-advertises-for-suicide-bombers-on-web/ articleshow/13872781.cms The successful candidate will display signs of psychotic behavior. Relaxed work environment includes casual desert attire and five breaks per day. Benefits include 72 virgins and eternal martyrdom. Paper resumes are not accepted. | ||
| Aesquire |
I'm job hunting, So I should apply. I've read the Koran, I'm familiar with the Target, and I could use a raise. Of course, I also remember the Iraqi's who were chained to the steering wheel and sent to "suicide" bomb checkpoints for AQ. Wonder how their families made out? Were they then executed, after the rapes, or let go from hostage status? ( answer... bet you... executed ) I also remember Osama laughing about the 9/11 hijackers not even knowing they were going to crash into a building, ( except the pilots ) while bragging about his success. ( 9/11 conspiracy nuts always ignore that tape...... ) But hey! That just means the New Boss will be about as bad as the current one. I can deal with that. | ||
| Cityxslicker |
the Palestinis have been doing this for decades. They don't pay the bomber, but the bombers family. It is a bit of a scholarship / entitlement cycle. Hell they even have trading cards of the 'Martyrs' and street banners celebrating their kaboom. .... I always thought that if you wanted to capture and nix terrorists.... the best way to do it was to set up a training camp, identify them, train them, and on graduation day, have them 'test their vests' ..... kills the crop and you are ready to replant for the next season but I am a sick farmer like that. | ||
| Ducbsa |
Reminds me of the comedian's story about calling a hotline that had been outsourced to Pakistan. When he told them that he was suicidal, they asked if he could drive a truck. | ||
| Treefrog |
City, that is one of the best ideas I've heard. That should be on a billboard somewhere. | ||
| Dj66ftw |
ALL EXTREMIST'S SHOULD BE KILLED!! I hope everybody gets the irony. | ||
| Aesquire |
Death to the intolerant! We're not putting up with them any more! |
