| Author | Message | ||
     Mr_grumpy |
1. Money can't make you happy. However it's easier to be miserable in a Mercedes than on a bicycle. 2. Forgive your enemy, but don't forget that bastard's name! 3. Help your neighbour when he's in the crap. He'll remember you next time he's up to his neck in it. 4. Many people are still alive only because it's illegal to kill them! 5. Alcohol doesn't solve any problems. Neither does milk. Feel free to add your own words of wisdom. Please NO POLITICS, NO RELIGION. it's election time here too & I'm sick to death of it,thanks. | ||
| Cityxslicker |
Henry David Thoreau Quotes. " If I knew for a certainty that a man was coming to my house with the conscious design of doing me good, I should run for my life." | ||
| Boliver |
NO religion huh? How about what comes around go around? The more you stir it the more it stinks? You can lead a blind horse to water but he still can't play fetch with you? can you guess which one I made up?  | ||
| Fast1075 |
Don't mistake a smile as a sign of good character. Don't mistake my tolerance for a sign of weakness. Don't mistake difficult communication as a sign of stupidity. The difference between ignorance and brilliance is often a matter of experience. The person with the most dazzle is often just trying to hide his bullshit. Slow and steady wins the race, the prize money wins the trophy girl. | ||
| Slaughter |
Trust but verify (Cyrillic characters don't display properly - doveryai, no proveryai - from the Russian - made famous by Reagan) In God we trust, all others we monitor (U2 unofficial motto, picked up by MANY others in the past 3 decades) (Message edited by slaughter on March 01, 2012) | ||
| Boogiman1981 |
another common one: In God we trust, all others pay cash. a$$, cash or grass, no one rides for free. better to be thought a fool than to open your mouth and be proven one. | ||
| Danger_dave |
I'll have a double. | ||
| Brumbear |
Don't go to bed with an itchy bum... If you dream your pissing GET UP She's not a virgin | ||
| Hr_puffinstuff |
it's not how fast you go, it's how well you go fast. it does no good to work hard and get everything you want, if your dog hates you. don't eat the yellow snow | ||
| Jumbo_petite |
Don't sweat the small stuff What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger | ||
| Hughlysses |
Beauty is only skin deep; ugly goes right to the bone. | ||
| Teeps |
KAOPECTATE: Better to have it and not need it. Than to need it and not have it... | ||
| Teeps |
"That'll" feel better when it stops hurting. | ||
| Chauly |
To vary it a bit: "Don't sweat the petty stuff, and don't pet the sweaty stuff." Wisdom is learning from the mistakes of others, because you'll never live long enough to make them all on your own. | ||
| Jb2 |
"Live life one ride at a time." "Character is earned with time and rust." From the conservative guy who owns BikeNutz.  | ||
| Doerman |
Don't fret the future. The biggest disappointments are those that never come. | ||
| Oldog |
You cant teach an old dog new tricks because they know them all. I have three things that are short.... 1. my attention span 2. my memory 3. what were we talking about ? | ||
| Oldog |
when in doubt Gas it... | ||
| Bandm |
The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them - William Clayton | ||
| 86129squids |
"There is no worse torture than knowing intellectually about love and the way." Jelaluddin Rumi "Value judgements are destructive to our proper business, which is curiosity and awareness." John Cage | ||
| Fb1 |
"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it." - Ferris Bueller "Ride to lean, lean to ride," or, put another way, "Never waste a good road." - Ferris Bueller "Ride hard. You can rest when you die." - Lou "Mystic" Usher | ||
| Boogiman1981 |
Squids that was a timely quote for me thank you | ||
| Strokizator |
Never buy anything with a handle on it. Money can't buy love but it can rent it. | ||
| Oldog |
If it has tits or tires its trouble Be Wary of women they are the only thing on earth that can bleed for 5 days and not die.... (Message edited by oldog on March 01, 2012) | ||
| Sifo |
Try to be the person your dog thinks you are. | ||
| Bandm |
If it floats, flies, or f*cks, you're better off renting. | ||
| M2statz |
For those in health care.... "If it is wet and not yours, dont touch it!!" | ||
| Cityxslicker |
Cyrillic characters don't display properly - doveryai, no proveryai - from the Russian DOBEPAU, HO NPOBEPAU cyrrillic may not show up... but all of those letters are also available in english. there is a little agency out in Maryland that has picked up the other motto as well. DAMHIK The other one was from Fallon during 'tail hook' I wasn't there, and you can't prove it. The Bart Simpson Aviator patch is a classic. Leave to the Fighter jocks to F' a good time. (PS NONE of the bomber boomers ever got hit with the citations .... we partied across town) | ||
| Azxb9r |
The empty can rattles the most shut up and ride | ||
| Ltbuell |
..catch it an paint it green..... ...FOOD FIGHT!...... .. better to belch a belch and bare the shame than squelch a belch and bare the pain.. ...better in the air a flyin' than in the gut a diein'.. |
