| Author | Message | ||
     Wolfridgerider |
Today's word is................. Fluctuations at my bank today; there was a short line. just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was a little irritated . . . She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla fo yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?" The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations." The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people too" | ||
| Trojan |
Ahh the old ones are the.....old ones  | ||
| Spank |
That is awesome! That is the best story I have heard in a long time!! | ||
| Skinstains |
I thought Asian folks had trouble with the "L" thing ? | ||
| Swordsman |
Yup. "L" and "R" is interchangeable to them, usually in the wrong way. For example, there's a relatively new Chinese/Japanese place near work. Any time I go in, I keep hearing a girl taking call in orders. I dunno exactly what "flied lice", is, but it sounds contagious.  ~SM | ||
| Danger_dave |
>>Ahh the old ones are the.....old ones<< Ha! I'd say first heard it circa 1972. There's another one that tags with: 'Supplies'. You can do your own set up. | ||
| Nvr2old |
'Supplies' From Weird Al's "UHF". Great movie! | ||
| Froggy |
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| Ebear |
Froggy...THAT was "Hirarious!" | ||
| Danger_dave |
Teacher: Class. Today I want you to say a word and then use it in a sentence. Dirty Johnny: Me miss me miss. Teacher: I suppose so. Sigh. Go ahead Johnny. Dirty Johnny: Urinate miss. Urinate - but if you had bigger boobs you'd be a nine. |
