Unfortunately I have a facebook account, my co-worker or over 25 years who just retired is so pissed at me that he took me off his facebook friends list, what did I ever do to him? It was criminal what he did when he as the lead worker and our direct supervisor retired, they shredded everything and left very limited directions as to the goings on around the office. I was the only one left in our little work unit and the manager asked me to come off the road and take over, I of course gladly accepted, working like a fool but I have hopes for the future. I'm still dumbfounded....
"At 8 o'clock we get up, and then we spend "From 8 to 9 daydreaming. "From 9 to 9:30 we take our early midmorning nap. "From 9:30 to 10:30 we dawdle and delay. "From 10:30 to 11:30 we take our late early morning nap. "From ll:00 to 12:00 we bide our time and then eat lunch. "From l:00 to 2:00 we linger and loiter. "From 2:00 to 2:30 we take our early afternoon nap. "From 2:30 to 3:30 we put off for tomorrow what we could have done today. "From 3:30 to 4:00 we take our early late afternoon nap. "From 4:00 to 5:00 we loaf and lounge until dinner. "From 6:00 to 7:00 we dillydally. "From 7:00 to 8:00 we take our early evening nap, and then for an hour before we go to bed at 9:00 we waste time. "As you can see, that leaves almost no time for brooding, lagging, plodding, or procrastinating, and if we stopped to think or laugh, we'd never get nothing done." "You mean you'd never get anything done," corrected Milo. "We don't want to get anything done," snapped another angrily; "we want to get nothing done, and we can do that without your help."
My latest nothing... as in she no longer calls, texts, comes over, dates (me), does the funky munkey bump, gets drunk, sleeps over, stays late, returns phone calls and most of all, no longer whispers dirty russian to me. Just nothing