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86129squids
Posted on Tuesday, July 27, 2010 - 09:32 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Look before you leap,
Leap before you look back.
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04buell
Posted on Tuesday, July 27, 2010 - 09:50 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

don't eat yellow snow!
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Elsinore74
Posted on Tuesday, July 27, 2010 - 10:20 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

If you can't forgive and forget, pick one.

~Robert Brault
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Hootowl
Posted on Tuesday, July 27, 2010 - 10:27 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

If at first you do succeed, try to hide your astonishment.
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Jpgrego
Posted on Tuesday, July 27, 2010 - 10:33 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

There's no sense wasting time trying to make something idiot proof, someone will eventually find a better idiot.
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Jimduncan69
Posted on Tuesday, July 27, 2010 - 10:46 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Never play leapfrog with a Unicorn!
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Mnrider
Posted on Tuesday, July 27, 2010 - 11:18 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

When in doubt-gas it!

(Message edited by mnrider on July 27, 2010)
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Hootowl
Posted on Tuesday, July 27, 2010 - 11:18 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

No matter where you go, there you are.
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Hr_puffinstuff
Posted on Tuesday, July 27, 2010 - 11:45 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

never with anyone that can knock out a pig.

even if he's 5'4" and has "little man syndrome"

and especially if he's drunk.

seriously.
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Drkside79
Posted on Tuesday, July 27, 2010 - 12:46 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

All you got to do is use your instincts. How do you think a lion knows to tackle a gazelle? It's written, it's a code written in his DNA, says, "Tackle the gazelle." And believe it or not, in every man there's a code written that says, "Tackle drunk bitches."

~40 year old virgin
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Mnrider
Posted on Tuesday, July 27, 2010 - 01:50 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

#### with the Bull you get the horn!
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Niceguyeddy
Posted on Tuesday, July 27, 2010 - 02:02 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Keep the fights clean and the sex dirty.
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Bbbob
Posted on Tuesday, July 27, 2010 - 02:06 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

No good deed goes unpunished...
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U4euh
Posted on Tuesday, July 27, 2010 - 02:20 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

If hittin your thumb with a hammer hurts, stop hittin your thumb
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Ted
Posted on Tuesday, July 27, 2010 - 02:32 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

dont sweat the petty things, pet the sweaty things.
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Reg_kittrelle
Posted on Tuesday, July 27, 2010 - 02:34 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

"Fight, or hold the light."
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86129squids
Posted on Tuesday, July 27, 2010 - 03:31 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

"There is no worse torture than knowing intellectually about love and the way."

Jelaluddin Rumi
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Ulynut
Posted on Tuesday, July 27, 2010 - 03:56 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

H.T.F.U.
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Ridenusa4l
Posted on Tuesday, July 27, 2010 - 05:27 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Its not the size, its how you use it.

or

Its not the size of the ship, but the motion of the ocean.

It's only illegal IF you get caught.

Dont believe anything you hear, and only half of what you see.

It's all the same with the lights off.

Clothes hide many sins.

There is no coulda, shoulda, or woulda.

Never give up!

Dont let your mouth write a check that your @$$ cant cash.

Once you hit bottom theres only one way to go.

and

GO USA!!!

Jake
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Hr_puffinstuff
Posted on Tuesday, July 27, 2010 - 05:28 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

if you're going to do something wrong - DO IT RIGHT! <Dad
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Rainman
Posted on Tuesday, July 27, 2010 - 05:33 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

From Dad....
Don't worry about little things.

Put your best foot forward, but watch where you're putting it.

You can avoid a world of trouble if you just keep Peter in your pants.

And my favorite from an old drunk relative:

Why even try, boy, you're only gonna lose.
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Ft_bstrd
Posted on Tuesday, July 27, 2010 - 05:42 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Three F's Rule

If it floats, flies or f*cks, it's better rent it.
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Shellyo
Posted on Tuesday, July 27, 2010 - 06:21 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Don't worry... it's not a problem until it controls your life.


Clean mind, clean body... take your pick.
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Pkforbes87
Posted on Tuesday, July 27, 2010 - 07:18 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Dad's advice:

on pain: "It'll feel better when it quits hurting."

on construction: "You can cut it twice, but it'll still be too short."

on dancing: "It's the vertical expression of a horizontal desire."
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Strokizator
Posted on Tuesday, July 27, 2010 - 07:18 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Never buy anything with a handle on it.

Its not the size of the ship, but the motion of the ocean.

Maybe, but nobody goes to sea in a canoe.


(Message edited by strokizator on July 27, 2010)
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Slaughter
Posted on Tuesday, July 27, 2010 - 07:49 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Do that for 100 years and you'll live to be an old man.

("that" could be smoking, riding fast, eating, or any other bad habit)
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Carbonfibrebob
Posted on Tuesday, July 27, 2010 - 07:55 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

You need to work to live, but don't live to work.
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Slaughter
Posted on Tuesday, July 27, 2010 - 08:01 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

No matter where you go, there you are.
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Etennuly
Posted on Tuesday, July 27, 2010 - 08:35 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

85 year old grandfather of a friend of mine would walk around his shop in his barn passing gas and laughing at us youngsters.

He was always heard to say " A workin' man is a fartin' man! Ya can't take that away from him, or he'll quit!"
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Swampy
Posted on Tuesday, July 27, 2010 - 08:47 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

What I always was telling the Big Kid

"If you don't know what you are doing, DON'T DO IT!" because I was always asking him "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" and he would always answer "I don't know..."

What I tell the Little Kid "You only know half of what you think you know" He was towing a car with my pickup truck down the highway in four wheel drive on dry pavement(the typical case of it costing me $1500 for a transfer case so he can make $250 junking a car)
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