| Author | Message | ||
     Danger_dave |
Before you enter a conflict - walk a mile in the other man's shoes. That way - if it all turn sour - you are a mile away and you have his shoes. | ||
| Videoninja |
Ride a buell. | ||
| Ft_bstrd |
No third on a match. | ||
| Zane |
When all is said and done, more is said than done. | ||
| Reg_kittrelle |
Always have a Plan B. | ||
| Videoninja |
Get rid of the dunlops. | ||
| Americanmadexb |
If you don't have time to put the tools away, when are going to have time to find them? | ||
| Rotzaruck |
Don't burn your bridges till you get there. | ||
| Boliver |
Life is one big cow pasture,so be sure to watch your step.And always remember the more you stir it,the worse it is gonna stink.  | ||
| Ft_bstrd |
Never date both sisters (concurrently or consecutively). | ||
| Etennuly |
Never date both sisters unless they are into it!  TWINS Basal.....TWINS!  | ||
| Brinnutz |
Don't piss into the wind. Never shit where you sleep. | ||
| S3ters |
"The Lord loves a working man, don't trust whitey, see a doctor and get rid of it." Navin Johnson-1979 | ||
| Kc10_fe |
JP-8 fumes signal victory | ||
| Buellkowski |
Less is more. | ||
| 86129squids |
"Beware, O wanderer, the road is walking too, said Rilke one day to no one in particular as good poets everywhere address the six directions. If you can't bow, you're dead meat. You'll break like uncooked spaghetti. Listen to the gods. They're shouting in your ear every second." Jim Harrison | ||
| Pwnzor |
Better to be a smart ass than a dumb shit. --my granddad. sometime in the 70's. | ||
| Mueller |
It's better to be pissed off than pissed on. | ||
| Mnrider |
Work smarter not harder. | ||
| Dynasport |
If you don't have time to do it right, how are you going to have time to do it over? | ||
| Dfishman |
If your gonna be dumb ya gotta be tough | ||
| Wolfridgerider |
Don't let our dingle dangle dangle in the dirt... Pick up your dingle dangle and tuck it in your shirt.... They have us surrounded, that simplifies or problem... If you needed a wife, The Marine Corps would have issued you one.... Blood makes the grass grow..... Marine Corps Wisdom ....... now drop and give me 20!! | ||
| Dcc46 |
Second Place is the First Loser | ||
| Fahren |
You can't leap a canyon in two small jumps. | ||
| Whistler |
"Your hands will clean up just as good as mine." - My Dad to me at age 18 while I was only watching him fix something. | ||
| Firebolt32 |
60% of the time you'll be right 100% of the time. | ||
| Doerman |
Don't buy a Bluetooth headset and expect people to hear you. Better to be forewarned than surprised. | ||
| Slaughter |
Wish in one hand, sh!t in the other and tell me which hand fills up faster. | ||
| Teeps |
"Kaopectate" Better to have "it" and not need "it"; than to need "it" and not have "it." | ||
| Greenlantern |
Become a Weatherman. You never have to be right and you always get paid. |
