| Author | Message | ||
     Gregtonn |
Didn't want to hijack Charlotte Anonymous' thread so I thought I should start one of my own. This is purely a work of fiction no real victims were created in this situation. A study in black or white. A potential liberal victim has realised the horror of Nancy Pelosi's liberal agenda and is going to commit suicide by jumping from the Golden Gate bridge. At 11:59 PM the potential victim is standing on the bridge ready to jump (white). By 12.00 AM the victim has jumped (black). When precisely did the potential victim become a victim and jump? G  Note: Realised has not been spelled incorrectly. | ||
| Hex |
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| Mr_grumpy |
Mrs White, in the Library, with the Lead Pipe. | ||
| Mr_grumpy |
Not enough information to answer your question. Is bungy cord involved? Is there a passing trash barge going underneath? Is the tide in or out? Did the parachute open in time? Things are never as clear as they seem. | ||
| Mr_grumpy |
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| Delta_one |
never he's the perp | ||
| Johnnylunchbox |
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| Crusty |
"But Professor; Who threw those pies?" | ||
| Spiderman |
Black and white pics are nice...    | ||
| Glitch |
Black and white pics are nice... Yes they are...  | ||
| Ft_bstrd |
Hex, Isn't saying that there are no absolutes stating an absolute? | ||
| Glitch |
Quit hijacking the thread Jeremy! | ||
| Crusty |
Isn't saying that there are no absolutes stating an absolute? Absolutely. | ||
| Gregtonn |
Okay, now that I have your attention... A microsecond before 12:00 this person's feet were on the bridge, a microsecond after 12:00 they were no longer on the bridge. When did this person jump? G | ||
| Doerman |
Time is really an artificial construct of our annual cycle around the sun and exists nowhere but here. So the guy did not jump. | ||
| Doerman |
We're getting damn close to the: "If a tree falls in the forest and there's noone there, does it make a sound" | ||
| Delta_one |
there is no spoon | ||
| Crusty |
"If a tree falls in the forest, and no woman is there to hear it, am I still wrong?" - from the song It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chew Your Ass Out All Day Long by the Notorious Cherry Bombs | ||
| Fast1075 |
Ahhhhh....there are many mysteries, Grasshopper!!! Let us not forget the paradox of Schrodinger's cat. Since it is impossible to accomplish a task without first invisioning it, I submit that the person became the victim at the first moment they fully envisioned the jump. Oh...Schrodinger's cat is dead/alive (Message edited by fast1075 on April 04, 2010) (Message edited by fast1075 on April 04, 2010) | ||
| Cityxslicker |
He didnt jump 1)He was pushed by racists, conservatives, republicans, right wing whackos, christian militia, tea-partiers, constitutionalists, lobbiests, abortion clinic whackos (either side), law enforcement, the military ... 2) He 'fell' because he did not understand the no jumping sign because it was in ENGLISH. 3) He was Bullied by Fox News How else is he going to be a 'VICTIM' ? (Message edited by cityxslicker on April 04, 2010) | ||
| Hootowl |
Time is an illusion. Lunch time doubly so. | ||
| Glitch |
http://timecube.com/ | ||
| Hootowl |
 Clinically insane. Poor guy. | ||
| Sifo |
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