| Author | Message | ||
     Swordsman |
I LOL'd. If those Nigerians ever figure out proper English grammar, they may be a little more convincing. Our Ref: UN/EU/CITIBANK/511 ================================================== =========================================== WORLD BANK GROUP AND UNITED NATION ORGANIZATION do hereby give this irrevocable approval order with Release Code: GNC/3480/02/00 in your favor for your contract entitlement/award winning payment with the UNITED NATION to your nominated bank account. Now you’re new Payment,United nation Approval No;UN5685P,White House Approved No:WH44CV, Reference No.-35460021, Allocation No: 674632 Password No: 339331 , Pin Code No: 55674 and your Certificate of Merit Payment No : 103 , Released Code No: 0763; Immediate Citibank Telex confirmation No: -1114433 ; Secret Code No: XXTN013, Having received these vital payment number , therefore You are qualified now to received and confirm Your payment with the United Nation immediately within the next 72hrs. As a matter of fact, you are required to Deal and Communicate only with MR DANIEL SMITH, DIRECTOR INTERNATIONAL REMMITTANCE CITIBANK OF UNITED KINGDOM, with the help and monitory team from the CITIBANK OF NEW YORK which is our official remitting bank, Committee On Foreign Payment Matters in United Nation, has look up to make sure you receive your fund valued $8.3m. So contact:MR DANIEL SMITH on his contact information,Direct Citibank Telephone No +44-7045700247, Cell/mobile +44-7011172451 or cell/mobile +44-Fax Number:870 28 7323, Email: ddnlsmth01@aol.com for immediate release of your contract/inheritance/Award Winning claim Be informed that you are not allowed to correspond with any person or office anymore, You are required to send bellow information for your transfer. 1) YOUR FULL NAME: 2) FULL ADDRESS OF YOUR CITY,STATE AND COUNTRY: 3) PHONE,FAX AND MOBILE: 4) COMPANY NAME,POSITION AND ADDRESS: 5) BANK INFORMATIONS: a) BANK NAME: b)BANK ADRESS: c)ACCOUNT NUMBER: d)SWIFT CODE/ ROUTING NUMBER: 6) PROFESSION,AGE AND MARITAL STATUS: 7) A COPY OF YOUR INT'L PASSPORT/DRIVERS LICENSE NOTE: YOUR PERSONAL CONTACT/COMMUNICATIONCODE WITH CITIBANK IS(511),YOU ARE ARE ADVICE TO SEND YOU FULL BANKING INFORMATION TO THE CITIBANK OF LONDON INTERNATIONAL REMMITTANCE DIRECTOR HEADED BY MR DANIEL SMITH AND MAKE SURE YOU SPEAK WITH HIM, WITH YOUR NEW PAYMENT CODE FOR RELEASE OF YOUR PAYMENT AND SEND HIM ALL YOUR BANKING INFORMATION NOW. CONTACT CODE(511) OFFICER: MR DANIEL SMITH. POSITION: DIRECTOR,INTL,REMMITTANCE CITIBANK LONDON. TELEPHONE OFFICE/BANK:+44-7045700247 , FAX NUMBER:+44870 28 7323 CELL/MOBILE: +44-70111 72451, EMAIL:ddnlsmth01@aol.com SIR FRANK PETERSON. (CHAIRMAN COMMITTE ON FOREIGN CONTRACT/AWARD WINING PAYMENT UNITED NATION AND USA GOVERNMENT). ~SM | ||
| Pwnzor |
I get a couple of those per day. All my customer's incoming email with a misspelled address gets into my catch-all default mailbox. So in addition to the nigerian offers of millions of dollars, I can also enlarge my manhood and create a stimulating environment in which I can spend my newfound millions while munching on a cocktail of viagra, cialis and all the synthesized insulin I can drink! | ||
| Ulynut |
My buddy said to me the other day, "If I said yes to everyone that wants to enlarge my penis, I'd need a wheelbarrow to carry it around."  | ||
| Mr_grumpy |
You forgot all the ones for genuine Swiss watches at bargain prices. So you can give them to the stunning beauty who saw your profile on an unnamed website. | ||
| Just_ziptab |
The newest one is they hack your email and read it daily until they find a low activity relative or friend. Then they send you an email from said relative that they got mugged when they were on a trip and lost all their money/credit cards/cell phones and have no way to get back home....... and want you to send money to them. I log into my space about once a month. Nothing there. The same evening or next day I get a couple emails from young/cute sweeties that want "ME"! WTF? How do they track my activity? I don't respond. I check back a couple days later and they have been removed. | ||
| Swampy |
I like the Nigerians....quick fried to a crackly crunch. They did give me a $5,000 check once for a $1200 snowmobile.....does it snow in Nigeria? | ||
| Danger_dave |
My Degree from non-accredited online universities sits proudly next to my Ph.D. in Google. | ||
| Pwnzor |
Our (old folk's) generation: "Think before you speak" Gen X - Next Gen: "Google before you Twitter" | ||
| Mr_grumpy |
Just received a new one. dear, u are very nice Good day, my friend! To my one and only love. please accept my heart as your own and listen to both of ours beating as one. I live for the day that I can sit next to you and whisper into your ear and tell you that I love you, and kiss you ever so lightly but passionately on your lips, and to look into your beautiful eyes as you take my breath away. I live for that first look into your eyes, that first passionate kiss, that first embrace and that first time that we make love together. I live to live, to spend a lifetime with you as your woman and to grow old with you, loving you for all times from now to eternity. How much you will excite me when I will hear your sweet sexy voice, I would be talking forever. Let me know here youmy-dream.com/waiting/ Do svidaniya Masha K Wonder what she looks like? | ||
| Cityxslicker |
masha would do well to steal a pic from a modeling agency and learn to get some russian characters in there... and she might nab some microsofties | ||
| Whatever |
She probably looks like Klinger and smells like him too! What does she want? To come to the US? | ||
| Mr_grumpy |
I expect it's the old con to get "travelling expense" money after a softening up exchange of emails. I'm having a job keeping up with the life I have, can't take on a russky 2nd wife as well. Besides, the current Madame G would take a rather dim view methinks.  | ||
| Swordsman |
"I would be talking forever" And THERE'S the deal-breaker!  ~SM | ||
| Pistole_pete |
You might get a kick out of http://www.419baiter.com/ they string the scammers along and try to get them to do ridiculous things like take pictures of themselves with fish on their heads or make wood carvings or paint murals. Just be warned, some things on the site aren't work or family friendly...but there are some real gems. |
