| Author | Message | ||
     Drkside79 |
OK SO here's the rules. Lets get some good WTF quotes. How about we keep current politicians out of it. Maybe this way it will stay Fun to clarify Bush Clinton fine. Obama Palin(I'm aware shes not a politician right now but shes still off limits) not fine. | ||
| Drkside79 |
"I may not have the type of voice you like, but I can sing. You can't take that away from me, 'cause singing is a gift from God, and when people say I can't sing, it's kind of like insulting God." -Fergie | ||
| Fahren |
to paraphrase, rather than quote: "Buell is too deeply embedded in HD to sell." WTF? | ||
| Johnnymceldoo |
The blacks, those magnificent examples of the African race who have conserved their racial purity by a lack of affinity with washing, have seen their patch invaded by a different kind of slave: The Portuguese; the black is indolent and fanciful, he spends his money on frivolity and drink; the European comes from a tradition of working and saving which follows him to this corner of America and drives him to get ahead. written by supposed freedom fighter and idol to leftists che guevara | ||
| Midknyte |
"Hope and Change"  | ||
| 86129squids |
NBC execs: "Let's give Leno back the 11:35 slot after the Olympics..." They must have spent mucho $$$ to use the Beatles "Get Back" to make those smarmy commercials- not even original, since Leno used that Cobra to announce his move to 10. WTF, over? | ||
| Drkside79 |
"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff." ~Mariah Carey | ||
| Mtch |
Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff." - Mariah Carey | ||
| Ratyson |
She said it TWICE??? OMG!!1 lol | ||
| Mtch |
hehe, beaten to it  | ||
| Mtch |
so i try again Why would anyone expect him to come out smarter? He went to prison for three years, not Princeton." - Boxing promoter Dan Duva on Mike Tyson hooking up again with promoter Don King | ||
| Mtch |
"Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." - Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930's | ||
| Froggy |
I heard Mariah Carey say "Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff" | ||
| Drkside79 |
"There are many other kinds of milk available. Why don't we try drinking rats' milk and dogs' milk?" - Heather Mills | ||
| Fahren |
Froggy, that reminds me of something Mariah Carey said! | ||
| Milt |
“I think there is a world market for about five computers.” Thomas J. Watson, Jr. President, IBM 1943 | ||
| Hootowl |
No one will need more than a 20 megabyte hard drive. Bill Gates | ||
| Hootowl |
Though to be fair, both of those statements were true at the time they were made. | ||
| Mr_grumpy |
"There are known "knowns." There are things we know that we know. There are known unknowns. That is to say there are things that we now know we don't know. But there are also unknown unknowns. There are things we do not know we don't know." Donald Rumsfeld | ||
| Froggy |
Bill gates never said that, and the quote was 640k of memory. Here is an article from 1997 debunking it http://www.wired.com/politics/law/news/1997/01/148 4 | ||
| Mr_grumpy |
Lady Astor, to an inebriated Winston Churchill. "Mr Churchill you are drunk!" The great man replied. "Yes Madam, and you are ugly. But in the morning I shall be sober." | ||
| Hootowl |
Ouch! My pride! Thanks Froggy. I am slightly less ignorant now. | ||
| Whatever |
Them: "We are writing you up for swearing." Me: "Holy F***ing Shit!!!" | ||
| Sifo |
"It wasn't rape-rape" Whoopi Goldberg on Roman Polanski | ||
| Wbrisett |
"I think that if rape is inevitable, relax and enjoy it." - Bobby Knight (NBC Interview with Connie Chung on the subject of stress 1988) FYI, Clayton Williams who was running for Texas governor said the same thing and pretty much handed Ann Richards the election after that remark. | ||
| Wbrisett |
"I can't really remember the names of the clubs that we went to." - Shaquille O'Neal, on whether he had visited the Parthenon during his visit to Greece. | ||
| Sifo |
"It depends on what the meaning of the word 'is' is." | ||
| Wbrisett |
"The Internet is a fad" - Bill Gates | ||
| Sifo |
“I’ve got this thing and it’s f—-ing golden, I’m not giving it up for f—-ing nothing. I’m not gonna do it.” Rod Blagojevich on filling BO's senate seat. | ||
| Spiderman |
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