| Author | Message | ||
     Iman501 |
Obama says "let me be clear" Do one shot Obama says "change isn't easy" Do one shot Obama says "make no mistake" Do one shot Obama says "Let me be clear, change isn't easy, make no mistake." He's screwing with you to get you drunk, so five shots Joe Wilson yells something Do two shots Obama yells back Finish the bottle Obama says "jobs" Do one shot, two if you're unemployed Obama says "health care" Do not drink, you will not be given a replacement liver Nancy Pelosi claps like a seal Do one shot Nancy Pelosi becomes a seal STOP DRINKING FOR THE LOVE OF GOD Obama mentions Bo Put beer in your dog's water bowl Michelle Obama wears a slinky dress Go immediately to the HuffPost Style page for close-ups Joe Biden nods-off/laughs inappropriately/starts talking before the speech is over Do three shots Obama uses the term "Congressional leadership" Do two shots carefully as all that laughing will make it difficult to swallow Obama says he's "fighting for you" Do one shot, two if you believe him Obama mentions Haiti Text “Haiti” to the number 90999 and donate $10 to the Red Cross i figured some of you older people would enjoy this, i stole it from mcusa's forum | ||
| Sifo |
How many shots for "fiscal responsibility"? "Last 8 years"? | ||
| Ferris_von_bueller |
other keywords: inherited Bush previous administration | ||
| Ninefortheroad |
ROTFFLMFAO {I think i just peed my pants} | ||
| Blackm2 |
Don't forget one shot for "unprecedented". You'll get pretty blasted by just sticking to the Pelosi one though. | ||
| Johnnymceldoo |
How about when he gets good audience feedback and starts raising the tone on the last couple words in his sermon. As if he is MLK. | ||
| Sifo |
"Bipartisan"  | ||
| Sifo |
"Transparency". | ||
| Xb12xmike |
Now this will make watching tolerable!! I like the pelosi one! and: Joe Biden nods-off/laughs inappropriately/starts talking before the speech is over Do three shots | ||
| Xb12xmike |
Nancy Pelosi claps like a seal ... Do one shot!! rotfl  | ||
| Reindog |
Where is Hillary? | ||
| Jumpinjewels |
I'm on the Badweb, much better place to be than in front of the tube right now. Hillary, isn't she out of the country somewhere  | ||
| Geforce |
Ok...is Nancy playing with her dentures or chewing on a "low class" citizen? Driving me nuts... | ||
| Reindog |
Just ran out of booze......hic.  | ||
| Reindog |
Free beer and free pizza for everyone! This guy just doesn't get it. | ||
| Wheelybueller |
Im Done Drinking for the night.........I see Nancy | ||
| Court |
Keyword: "reach out" and "inherited" just not that bright a fellow. | ||
| Xbimmer |
B.I.O.B. God I'm tired of hearing that. He's the POTUS for crying out loud, get over the "I didn't do it" crap. Have some dignity. Those of us in the transportation industry could see the slump coming, back in the spring/summer of 2000... Bush had his own share of crisis inheritance. | ||
| Xbimmer |
Where is Hillary? As much as I disagree with HRC's vision of America, she would have made a better and more credible president. She's overseas doing her job right now, such as it is for the current Agenda. | ||
| Mr_grumpy |
just not that bright a fellow OK I'll bite, who have been the most intelligent/smartest presidents. Party political bias aside. I might just watch the address on the net when I get home tomorrow as a good excuse to get rat-arsed. | ||
| Gregtonn |
Jobs and Pelosi would have had you smashed on O'Doul's (0.4%alcohol). G | ||
| Metalrabbit |
He makes W look like a grown up. Maximum Overdrive Deceiver! | ||
| Hootowl |
"You know, I forgot he was black tonight for an hour." Chris Matthews, MSNBC "news" anchor. Racist to the core. It colors his entire world view. | ||
| U4euh |
Man I wish I would have seen this before watching the address last night, I'd be plastered!! | ||
| Reindog |
I caught Matthews spurting this venom on MSLSD last night and almost fell out of my chair. Liberals really are racist. They have "good intentions" but their subconscious goal is to keep Blacks as house Negroes within the Democratic Party. "Tingles" Matthews is a disgrace. | ||
| Xb12xmike |
holy freakin crap!! what a douchebag. Man... he just moved to the top of my "Would love to punch in the face" list. | ||
| Hootowl |
It's almost as if Chris is thinking, "you know, despite his inherent inferiority as a black man, he still managed to become President of the United States. Good boy!" It makes me sick. The worst part is that he doesn't see what's wrong with that way of thinking. He sees himself as a champion of minorities. Guess what Chris; they don't need a champion. People succeed and fail all on their own. | ||
| Madduck |
I was thinking we at BadWeb could make up an annual "Douche Canoe" award and mail it to someone after the annual state of the union address. My nominees; Nancy Pelosi: Inane clapping like a seal Chris Matthews: Inherent racism at having a black president I'm thinking tacky and maybe $20.00. | ||
| Etennuly |
What I really had a problem with, and it was quite distracting, Joe Bidon looks exactly like Jeff Dunham's character puppet 'Walter'. Odd how once that image gets in your head you loose contact with what is being said in the President's speech.  | ||
| Iman501 |
What I really had a problem with, and it was quite distracting, Joe Bidon looks exactly like Jeff Dunham's character puppet 'Walter'. ha ha ha is that when you were sober or intoxicated? |
