| Author | Message | ||
     Birdy |
I saw this on another board and thought You'd like it. #10 - You can trade an old .44 for two new .22s. #9 - You can keep one handgun at home and have another for when you're on the road. #8 - If you admire a friend's handgun, and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times. #7 - Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a backup. #6 - Your handgun will stay with you even if you're out of ammo. #5 - A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space. #4 - Handguns function normally every day of the month. #3 - A handgun doesn't ask "Do these new grips make me look fat?" #2 - A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it. AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY THAT A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN . . . You can buy a silencer for a handgun! | ||
| Mr_grumpy |
But you have to respect a handgun all the time not just the morning after. | ||
| Hex |
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| Gentleman_jon |
That's true as far as it goes, but don't forget that they both work best when properly lubricated. Am I right, oh my brothers?  | ||
| Spiderman |
Yeah but with a gun you will get injured if you are cleaning it and it goes off in your hand... | ||
| Brettx1 |
Not if you point it in the right direction! | ||
| Mr_grumpy |
Spidey, you haven't met my mrs.  |
