| Author | Message | ||
     Skntpig |
Try this at google: Type in the search "google chuck norris" It only works if you use all 3 words in the search. Then click the I'm Feeling Lucky tab on the bottom right. Run | ||
| Midknyte |
That is awesome | ||
| Not_purple_s2 |
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird. | ||
| Limitedx1 |
chuck norris doesnt need brake pads, he uses his feet | ||
| Swordsman |
LOL x 1000 ~SM | ||
| Midknyte |
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird. That's a new one by me. Thanks. | ||
| Firebolt32 |
Even Google knows what's up!} | ||
| Firebolt32 |
lol...justed notice the on of the suggestions... Run before he finds you | ||
| Ferris_von_bueller |
Odd, that wouldnt work. I had to type in, " find chuck norris" | ||
| Froggy |
It used to work with just chuck norris, but that was 2 years ago when it came out. It eventually dropped down to 5th place. Its called Google Bombing, and is quite popular. There are other ones like "french military victories", "Miserable failure", or my favorite, "weapons of mass destruction" which goes to http://www.fitzpat.com/cole/ | ||
| Nobuell |
Remember Chuck Norris does't do "Push Ups" he does "World Downs" Enough said | ||
| Birdy |
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, He decide what time it is. There are no doors in Chuck Norris's house he just walks through the walls. | ||
| Seanp |
He's coming here (West Point) for a book signing in a week, and it should be interesting. There are a lot of Chuck Norris fans here... Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer. Unfortunately, Chuck Norris never cries. Chuck Norris never sleeps - he only waits. | ||
| Greenlantern |
Chuck Norris knows what Willis is talkin' about. | ||
| Xbrad9r |
Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas | ||
| Stingaroo |
When donating blood, Chuck Norris shunned the needle and asked for a shotgun and bucket. | ||
| Xbrad9r |
when Chuck Norris plays baseball, its the ball that wears the cup | ||
| Greenlantern |
Chuck Norris has only been wrong once, and that is when he thought he had made a mistake. | ||
| Not_purple_s2 |
Most Men can pee their name in the snow, Chuck Norris can piss his name in concrete.  | ||
| Doughnut |
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| Greenlantern |
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. | ||
| Greenlantern |
The only thing that scares Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris. | ||
| Lovedabueller |
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.  } | ||
| Birdy |
THe Boogieman checks under HIS bed for Chuck Norris. | ||
| Not_purple_s2 |
Chuck Norris broke the land speed record... on a bicycle... with no chain... and no rear wheel. | ||
| Doughnut |
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there. | ||
| Froggy |
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise. | ||
| Lovedabueller |
Chuck Norris beat the INVISIBLE MAN in a game of Hide-N-Seek. | ||
| Greenlantern |
The "Chuck Norris Global Warming Paradox" is the theory that a scientist telling Chuck Norris that global warming is a reality would generate sufficient friction heat as a result of receiving a roundhouse kick to the head to make it an actuality. | ||
| Not_purple_s2 |
Chuck Norris knows where the beef is. |
