| Author | Message | ||
     Buellin_ri |
Brucelee- Your just upset because your countrymen can't make submarines (screen door). Which reminds of a joke (look out), A group of Polish tourists are in Britain and decide to take a tour on a double decker bus... After driving around for a while the bottom floor of the bus begins to drink and party. Vodka is passed around and around, songs and jokes fill the air... Time passes and someone from the loud bunch notices that no sounds are coming from the top floor of the bus, confused, one man makes his way up the stairs to see what is going on.... He notices that everyone is glued to their seats staring forward, not making a move or saying a word.... The partier asks one of the men why they are not drinking and joining in the fun.... "Come drink and joke with us"....he says.... The man replies...... "THAT'S EASY FOR YOU TO SAY, WE DON'T EVEN HAVE A DRIVER!!!"  | ||
| Tom_b |
Now I'm offended! My 11 yr old son was reading the angry englishmans comments and now I have to explain what an "arsehole" is. do I tell him it is just a stupid english word or an englishman who can't spell. Kinda hard since said englishman was offended by "towelhead"  (Message edited by Tom_b on December 27, 2005) | ||
| Tramp |
at ease, all youze. | ||
| Dragon_slayer |
Damn Mountianrider, if you keep stirring people up, I am going to quit meeting you at the bar to chill out and drink beer!  Next you will be telling me that Tramp is staying out of this.  Note smiley faces = joke.  | ||
| Ezblast |
One hand clapping - lol | ||
| Ryker77 |
rasicm will allways exit. Sad thing in many aspects. I've had the fortune to serve in the Marines with many different people from all over the world. I've been to about 9 different countries. America is truely a better place and we accepts people. But the fact is people will always make general comments. Like HD engines always break down. Or call all non HD bikes "jap" bike even if they are from england (norton) or germany (bmw). Ask yourself this. On your Buell you pull into a gas station and notice 10 bikes. 1 of them is a Buell bike. Do you pull up next to the Buell? and wouldn't that be racist towards the other bikes, after all they were born that away. | ||
| Kdan |
I grew up in Canada. We told Newfie jokes. It was fun, then I moved to Connecticut and everyone told Polish jokes, then I moved to Georgia and everyone tells Alabama jokes. They are all the same jokes though. Like the English tell Irish jokes. They're jokes. Lighten up. Oh, and people tell French jokes because they are an easy target. Ask anyone from Germany!  (Message edited by kdan on December 27, 2005) | ||
| Tramp |
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| Tom_b |
here is one I likehttp://media.putfile.com/s-show---Nigger-Family-1 | ||
| Tramp |
here's me not staying out of this thread: rent, borrow, burn, shoplift or purchase the movie "crash" | ||
| Mountainrider |
Damn Mountianrider, if you keep stirring people up, I am going to quit meeting you at the bar to chill out and drink beer! Next you will be telling me that Tramp is staying out of this. Note smiley faces = joke. I posted three things that were meet to be fun and they all ended up becoming a big debate. It will take me some time to figure out what these guys think is fun and what is not. You would think that people who ride a hooligan bike would be up for some laughs. BMW riders are more lively then we are here. I am sorry if that remark was racist.  | ||
| Buellin_ri |
I'll second Tramps comment about the movie "crash". Very good and gives you something to think about. | ||
| Brucelee |
Buellin That is a good one. One for the files I think. Thanks! | ||
| Brucelee |
"Oh, and people tell French jokes because they are an easy target. Ask anyone from Germany!" This is simply great! Thanks! | ||
| Cochise |
Hey everybody!!!!!! It's not me and Tramp arguing at least. Howzabout a joke from the same Comedian as the first FUNNY JOOOOOKE: A magician goes up on stage and says, "I need a volunteer from the audience to hit me on the temple with a sledgehammer." Volunteer walks up, hits him with a ten pound sledge, the magician is knocked out cold, ten years later he wakes up from a coma, looks up at the nurse and says, "TA-DAAAH!!!" | ||
| Superbee24 |
Cochise, that's not funny. Magicians are people too. | ||
| Cochise |
Cochise, that's not funny. Magicians are people too.  | ||
| Ezblast |
A wee tale from me Da! Two fine young lads visiting the Golden Gate from the Emerald Isle to see the sites - standings on the bridges' edge they look out towards the ocean - one turns to the other and says - "Waters cold!" the other proclaims - "And deep too! Lets go back to da pub and hoist another!" "Fine idea!" And so another day in the life of an Irish man! - thats the Irish for ya - and deep too! - lol GT - JBOTDS! EZ  | ||
| Jon |
I am not politically correct by any means, but slinging the word "nigger" ain't gonna happen here. There is a world of denegration and disrespect against black AMERICANS assosicated with that word and I hate it. The offending post has been moved. | ||
| Vanvideo |
"Believe me, there's plenty of racist terms used here - "Jap" being the most notable - but I've never read anyone complaining about that one." I'm Japanese-American. I've never liked the term "jap." I think people who use that term are a bunch of racist, ignorant jerks, not that I want to bring down the jovial spirit of this thread. I understand many people use the term "jap bike" not intending to show disrespect, but I couldn't let that comment go by. OK, now back to your regularly scheduled program... | ||
| M2nc |
Okay, here is a "for instance" on how different people can be offended. I was born in Puerto Rico and moved to Cincinnati when I was five. In Cincinnati at that time, the immigrants were from Kentucky and West Virginia. I think that pretty much covers it. I never really had any problems with my ethnicity in Cincinnati for two reasons, one there were no Latinos in Cincinnati in the 70s (so no threat) and I did not look the part. Okay, now this is funny and a true story. I met my wife in Cincinnati when we were in High School and a couple of years later we start to get serious. At a ripe old age of 19 I drive my then girl friend home to Kinston NC to meet her Father, Grandmother and family. At a family dinner with all the extended family there, my wife's grandmother proudly introduces me to the family (Actually she was relieved I wasn't black, you know "Carlos" and all). So as she is making the introductions she asks my wife's Cousin-in-Law Buster "What do you think of Carlos?" He quickly and loudly responds, "Just another Damn Yankee!" Being a smart A** and 19 I responded without delay, "Oh no, where I come from you are all Damn Yankees to me!" The room roared with laughter, and though it took three years, even Buster and I are great friends now. I liked it here so much, we moved here six years later and this Spic has a house full of Tarheels. Guys, sticks and stones, Mountain I laughed like hell, it really talks more about American attitudes than anything else and it's funny. | ||
| Mr_grumpy |
Hey now, the French are an easy target then? and the Americans aren't, Brucelee, perhaps you too should look in the mirror. OK time for some balance. Texan rancher is on holiday (sorry, vacation, for all of you who don't speak english) in England, & stops in a country inn for the night. After a good dinner he retires to the bar & starts drinking & chatting with the locals, after a while he lets slip that he's a rancher with a big spread, to which one of the locals says, "oh you should meet The Squire, he's got the biggest farm around these parts, it' over 300 acres!" The rancher replies " You call that big? why I can drive all day in any direction & still be on my own land." to which the local retorts, "Yes, I had a car like that once, too" (drum roll) Thanks & goodnight, you've been great, give yourselves a big round of applause.  | ||
| Rocketman |
Just for the record, and because I speak of Japanese bikes often in conversation. I never use the term 'Jap' bike on the BadWeB. Rocket | ||
| Tom_b |
Vanvideo, I never thought the term "Jap" was a racial slur. I always, as do people I know just say it short for japanese. I have a japanese friend I ride with and have said this around him and his wife several times. Maybe they are just to nice to tell me I'm being stupid. Thanks | ||
| Brucelee |
"Hey now, the French are an easy target then? and the Americans aren't, Brucelee, perhaps you too should look in the mirror" The French have always been easy targets, ask the Germans! | ||
| Newfie_buell |
Who is the ARSEHOLE telling Newfie Jokes???? Ever hear the one about the Englishman, Frenchman and the American? | ||
| Brucelee |
Jap=Japanese Brit=british Frog=French Yank=American Shall I go on? | ||
| Brucelee |
"I never use the term 'Jap' bike on the BadWeB." How nice for you! | ||
| Ezblast |
I use the term UJM myself. GT - JBOTDS! EZ | ||
| Buellbozo |
never could resist the opportunity to contribute... "Why are French roads lined with beautiful trees?" "Cuz Germans like to march in the shade." |
