| Author | Message | ||
     Gomo |
.....Where do these folks come from? Oh well, might as well try it. http://www.talklikeapirate.com/piratehome.html | ||
| Daves |
Arrrr | ||
| Brad_buell |
Shiver me timbers! | ||
| Tank_bueller |
Dirty Jack Bonney, at yer serrrvice, mate. Find out yer own pirate name | ||
| Kandie |
Black Jenny Rackham Like anyone confronted with the harshness of robbery on the high seas, you can be pessimistic at times. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr! (Message edited by kandie on September 19, 2005) | ||
| Rek |
Iron Tom Bonney ye scurvy lubbers | ||
| Bluzm2 |
Dirty Sam Rackham You're the pirate everyone else wants to throw in the ocean -- not to get rid of you, you understand; just to get rid of the smell. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr! | ||
| Daves |
Dread Pirate Rackham Like the famous Dread Pirate Roberts, you have a keen head for how to make a profit. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr! Kandie and I still have the same last name! Arrrrr! | ||
| Daves |
Red Bess Flint Passion is a big part of your life, which makes sense for a pirate. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr! This is my MIL Bobbie's pirate name. Arrr! | ||
| Johnnylunchbox |
Bloody Sam Flint at yer service ARRRRRRRRR!!! Sept 19, is one of the High Holy Days for devotees fo the Flying Spaghetti Monster deity. They believe that the Fly Spaghetti Monster (FSM)created the universe. They are also know as Pastafarians. WWFSMD? | ||
| Charlieboy6649 |
Iron James Cash be the name, carvin' asphalt be t' game. Arr, where t' white women be! A buxom bilge rat wench be for me! If ye be listnin'. Come on over so's I drop anchor in yer lagoon! Arrrrrgh! | ||
| Ravensmith22 |
Iron Tom Flint, ye scurvy dogs!!! And be givin' me yer booty, now! | ||
| Gomo |
Arrrrgh Iron Tom Kidd and me ain't no kid | ||
| Rocketman |
Sean Rocket Pepper ye bastards! | ||
| Lonexb |
Bloody Sam Vane Every pirate lives for something different. For some, it's the open sea. For others (the masochists), it's the food. For you, it's definitely the fighting. You tend to blend into the background occaisionally, but that's okay, because it's much easier to sneak up on people and disembowel them that way. Arr! | ||
| Doughnut |
Iron John Kidd A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you a tough person. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr! | ||
| Doughnut |
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| Cochise |
Dirty Canadian Rackham Arggh Matie, Eh? (Message edited by cochise on September 18, 2005) | ||
| Rocketsprink |
DAMN DAVES, WE ARE RELATED! IRON ROGER RACKHAM!  | ||
| Imonabuss |
Iron Jack Kidd...had to have a nickmiddlename 'cause me brother John was first. Mother liked him better, that's why he got doughnuts and I got the attitude!! | ||
| Bandm |
Dread Pirate Kidd  Like the famous Dread Pirate Roberts, you have a keen head for how to make a profit. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr! | ||
| Bandm |
This page translated to Pirate Translator link at top of the page | ||
| Midknyte |
You guys can go on and talk like pirates, I'm gonna go for a ride on my XB9R'RRRRR | ||
| Seth |
Black Sam Vane I guess I'm just a nasty 'ol sole who'll skillfully sneak up and slit you lily livered neck when you're least expecting it. For fun. ...now that's pleasant. | ||
| Mr_grumpy |
I'll just stick to the bottle of Rum thanks, | ||
| Kandie |
Don't be so grumpy! Arr! | ||
| Diablobrian |
Iron Sam Kidd | ||
| Light_keeper |
Arrrr me Buellos. The lights still shining and hopefully none of you will be grounding. Arrrrr. | ||
| Kcfirebolt |
Avast! | ||
| Nicoleqv |
Ahoy, me buckos! We have been talking like scurvey pirates at worrrrrrrrrrrk all day! Morty Rackham | ||
| Buellish |
Tie that scurvy dog to tha yard arm! 50 lashes with tha cat o' nine tails! Aarrgg! | ||
| Tq_freak |
Bloody William Kidd Reporting for duty Arrrrrghh | ||
| Sportyeric |
So this kid thats big on pirates one day sees one walking down the street. The real deal- eye patch, hook, peg leg,... So he goes running up to him and says,"Scuse me sir. Are you a real pirate?." And the pirate says, "Arrrrgh. That I am, laddy. That I am." So the boy says, "Wow! That's so cool. Tell me about, will ya, huh, huh, willya? How'd you get the hook? How 'bout the leg? What happened to your eye?" "Well," says the pirate. "I lost me leg when the crew mutinied on me. Made me walk the plank, the scurvy dogs! Fortunately, I was able to swim ashore. Unfortunately, 'twasn't 'til after a shark took me leg off." "Wow. That's a great story, sir," says the boy. "What about the hand? What happened there? Tell me would ya please, sir! How'd ya get the hook?" "Arrgh, well that's another tale, lad. Not such a good one, I'm afraid. I done lost a sword-fight. That's all. It ended when the bugger lopped me hand off. And I've had this hook for a hand ever since." "Oh. That's awful," says the boy. "But it does look real cool, ya know. What about the eye, sir? Is that a good story? Was there an adventure? Huh? Huh?" "Ah well, shiver me timbers, that's my least favourite story, lad. But I''ll tell ya anyways. 'Twas like this, ya see. I was out at sea, looking up at the stars to see where I was and where I was trying to get to when a sea-gull flew by overhead and shat in me eye!" "Holy moly! Sea-gull poop will take out your eye?" the boy asked incredulously. "Aarrgh. It will if its yer first day having a hook." | ||
| Sleez |
dirty sam flint wow!!! | ||
| Tq_freak |
Arrgh a good yarn that one was | ||
| Doughnut |
So, this pirate walks into a bar and the bar tender notices that the pirate has a steering wheel shoved in the front of his pants. The pirate sits at the bar and has a drink. The bar tender looks at him and says, "Look, I gotta ask. Whats the deal with the steering wheel in your pants?" The pirate looks at him and replies, "ARRGH, its driving me nuts!" (Please don't make me wake the plank!) | ||
| Reindog |
Capt'n Pissgums at yer service. |
