| Author | Message | ||
     Pogue_mahone |
http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/ take a read folks....... | ||
| Pogue_mahone |
(813): I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life. | ||
| Rpm4x4 |
(386): That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground. (954): Apparently hers is a theme park. | ||
| Wardamneagle |
That was random... Thanks? | ||
| Saratoga |
Yikes, those are all central FL area codes! | ||
| Swordsman |
(708): Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy Uh oh, someone's texting about Ft_!  ~SM | ||
| Ramm |
(212): i want you now (916): you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this LOL, holy crap, that would just be embarrassing. | ||
| Marko138 |
Probably some of the funniest shit I've ever read. Good find. | ||
| Andymnelson |
(813): I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life. (212): i want you now (916): you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this | ||
| Tpoppa |
(626): What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans? (1-626): You have mice? (626): no why? | ||
| Circusninja |
Easily some of the funniest stuff I have ever seen. | ||
| Pogue_mahone |
(775): before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal. OMG | ||
| Ft_bstrd |
Uh oh, someone's texting about Ft_!  Reagan does make me randy, though. | ||
| Circusninja |
http://www.hotghettomess.com/ It is so funny and sad at the same time... |
