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Firefightergarcia
Posted on Thursday, December 14, 2006 - 10:51 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

What's on your christmas list?
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Typeone
Posted on Thursday, December 14, 2006 - 11:11 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

i don't know what i did (maybe finally learned those Jedi Mind Tricks ¿ ) but Mrs. Wifey (aka Mrs. Santa) approved stupid-cash-outlay for mods to the XB. here's whats on the way...

- CRG shorty levers - black anodized
- Rizoma 'Conus' fat bars - black anodized
- Rizoma fat bar clamp - black anodized
- Oberon bar-end mirrors - black anodized
- Oberon foot pegs - black anodized
- Oberon front brake reservoir cap - black anodized
- Oberon mini LED marker lights, front/rear - black anodized
- MAS Eng. intake 'nostrils' for airbox cover - black anodized
- Freespirits pulley cover - black anodized
- Freespirits belt tensioner (yellow spring) - black anodized
- Freespirits soft clutch mod (lessens pull by ~35%)
- FrankParts low-profile, right-side air scoop for rear cylinder cooling - black
- American Sport Bike metal oil dip stick w/knurled cap - natural aluminum + brass
- CityX flyscreen mount - black powder coat
- Drummer catch can - black anodized
- DEI header wrap - black
- American Sport Bike axle sliders front/rear - black
- new powder or anodize for Hillbilly-Motors LP bracket (its peeling)

XB gonna be nasty for next season. i'm giddy!
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Anonymous
Posted on Friday, December 15, 2006 - 12:12 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

some bigger balls so I can dump my girlfriend.
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Ft_bstrd
Posted on Friday, December 15, 2006 - 12:49 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

I was thinking world peace!





























After one of these appears over Tehran! : |
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Diablobrian
Posted on Friday, December 15, 2006 - 01:29 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

I was thinking world Piece (not a typo)

I'd post a pic, but I couldn't think of a way to do it without it being unsuitable for BadWeB;)

ooh ooh How 'bout this....
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Rocketman
Posted on Friday, December 15, 2006 - 04:28 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

some bigger balls so I can dump my girlfriend.

I've got big balls. Is she a looker?

Rocket
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Zynthaxx
Posted on Friday, December 15, 2006 - 05:04 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

FT_Bstrd - don't tell me you're falling for that one too?
I bet if we just left the middle east alone (and I mean really alone - no intervening their petty small wars, no funding, no nothing), they'd either would have to stop fighting and start cooperating, or they'd just nuke themselves to the stone age so that we wouldn't have to do anything about them. ; )

The situation down there is 30% stupidity on their own part and 70% external intervention from people having no clue about their culture.
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Rocketman
Posted on Friday, December 15, 2006 - 05:45 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

70% external intervention from people having no clue about their culture.

Welcome to the world of George Bush then.

Rocket
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Dmextreme
Posted on Friday, December 15, 2006 - 08:15 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Penis extension.
Hemrhoid surgery
tonsils
new eyeballs.
ball sack lift.

on a lighter note:
TFI
XB side bags
New tires for both bikes (rear tire)
CRG Levers for both bikes Black shorties.
K&N for my gxxr
new paint for gxxr
chrome frame and subframe for gxxr
new galfer rotors for gxxr and lightning
new chrome triple for gxr
scotts steering dampner for gxxr
LSL steering dampner for lightning
new Teknic track pants
Alpinestars Track boots
New Arai helmet
tank bag.

I don't think thats askin for tooooo much.

So who here is my santa?
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Ironheadsporty
Posted on Friday, December 15, 2006 - 08:58 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

um ya ...a new xb12r and maybe angelina jolie....so hot

want to touch the hiney
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Barker
Posted on Friday, December 15, 2006 - 10:37 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

I have always Lusted for one of these.



Gee Bee Super-Sportster Model Z

I will also settle for a Gee Bee R1 or R2.

(Message edited by barker on December 15, 2006)
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984gasm
Posted on Friday, December 15, 2006 - 10:57 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)


pony


I want a pony
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Swordsman
Posted on Friday, December 15, 2006 - 11:34 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

"want to touch the hiney"



Angelina's not quite my type... kinda' nasty, and not in the good way. In the bad catch-a-disease-that-rots-your-genitals way.

I prefer the sexy-because-she's-so-damn-cute ones, like Michelle Trachtenberg (hey, she may look too young, but she's 22 now!).





~SM
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Wolfridgerider
Posted on Friday, December 15, 2006 - 12:23 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)



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Wolfridgerider
Posted on Friday, December 15, 2006 - 12:26 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

OR....



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Wolfridgerider
Posted on Friday, December 15, 2006 - 12:27 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

OR....



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Swordsman
Posted on Friday, December 15, 2006 - 01:33 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Hey Anony, just DO it man! It'll be such a weight off your chest! AND you won't have to blow any money on her for Christmas! AND you'll be free to hook up with new chicks on New Year's Eve!

~SM
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Swordsman
Posted on Friday, December 15, 2006 - 02:22 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Grr, tried to edit my last post, but it doesn't allow for image changes. I was gonna' add Kristin Kreuk also.





Okay, I'll stop now before I hijack this thread completely.

~SM

Oh, BTW, I can't think of anything I want for Christmas(!) except maybe a 2008 smart fortwo. But, being a 2008 model, guess I'll have to wait until next year, huh?
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Xring
Posted on Friday, December 15, 2006 - 03:19 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

What's on your christmas list?

Nothing motorcycle-related, although I do need a rear Scorpion Sync.

Going on a hiking trip next fall in Colorado, so my Christmas list is full of hiking & camping gear and clothing.

If Angie Jolie would drop by for a while, that would be fine.

Bill
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Rocketman
Posted on Friday, December 15, 2006 - 04:37 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

I thought of something but I fear everyone has not taken the hint.

24 season 5 on DVD

Rocket
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Daves
Posted on Friday, December 15, 2006 - 04:51 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

I want an autographed picture of Troy Frankenfurter.
If it could be signed,
To Dave, my favorite Ignorant Petrol Head
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Spiderman
Posted on Friday, December 15, 2006 - 04:59 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Oh Santa Buell,

TT Please!

I am a broke a$$ college kid and MJ ain't fixin her self, that lazy hoe...
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Ft_bstrd
Posted on Friday, December 15, 2006 - 05:12 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Frankenfurter?



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Daves
Posted on Friday, December 15, 2006 - 05:14 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Ft,
I heard you were asking for a hot air balloon ride?
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Ft_bstrd
Posted on Friday, December 15, 2006 - 05:47 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

I know where to put a stick of dynamite! ;)
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Gearhead
Posted on Saturday, December 16, 2006 - 09:12 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

It wasn't on my list but my wife surprised me by telling me to call DaveS and order a front PitBull stand as one of my Christmas presents!

I'd been borrowing one from fellow Bueller BoomerM2 which I greatly appreciated. The decals are there for a reason, I hope to win some of PitBull's contengency money this year!!

Now if Santa's elves will just put this thing back together!!!
pitbull
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Tank_bueller
Posted on Saturday, December 16, 2006 - 09:20 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

You kids play nice....
Let's all sing together....O, O, O...


And Santa is being good to me this year..
Click Here

Merry Christmas

Tank
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Barker
Posted on Sunday, December 17, 2006 - 11:47 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Dear Santa,

This year you are probably wondering if I have been naughty or nice. Well here's the news. I have been naughty, but it was worth it. So don't bring me any presents you big fat judgmental bastard.

Love,
Barker
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Bads1
Posted on Sunday, December 17, 2006 - 10:43 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Shame on you Barker.



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Wolf102
Posted on Monday, December 18, 2006 - 11:46 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

that is funny sht
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