| Author | Message | ||
     Electraglider_1997 |
THE WEDDING TEST I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else. One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me." I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family." And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car. | ||
| Neurorider |
Holy Smokes Batman!!!! ROTFLMAO!!! what a family to marry into. Kinda cool actually! Will she keep up the miniskirt routine just for entertainment's sake??  ) doc | ||
| Electraglider_1997 |
It's a joke that was sent to me. | ||
| Towjam |
I don't know what's funnier - the joke itself or the fact that someone took it hook, line and sinker.  | ||
| Electraglider_1997 |
I honestly was just passing on a good joke. | ||
| Chadhargis |
Reminds me of another life lesson. "If it's too good to be true, it usually is"  | ||
| Neurorider |
You know what? It was worth it for the laugh! hook line and sinker, whatever. I enjoyed it either way. It was what I needed right at the moment. And, if laughing at me for that helps your day, that's ok too! :-) | ||
| Lightstick |
The first time I heard that joke, I laughed so hard I fell off my Dinosaur. | ||
| Towjam |
The first time I heard that joke, I laughed so hard I fell off my Dinosaur. ..and the first time we heard that comeback line, Eve and I nearly spit out the apples we were eating. | ||
| Electraglider_1997 |
> Subject: 6 truths > > > > > > > > > 6 Truths of Life > > > > > > > > 1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, will try it. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 3. The first truth is a lie. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 4. You're smiling now because you're an idiot. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 5. You soon will forward this to another idiot. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 6. There's still a stupid smile on your face. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sorry about this, I was An Idiot too,And Neeeded Company.... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -- | ||
| Nipsey |
Count me as one of Team Idiots members! | ||
| Electraglider_1997 |
Hey, We just ride motorsickles, we is not syinteests. | ||
| Johnboy777 |
Hey Electraglider_1997, Here's one for ya, if I may - an oldie for sure: 4Guys Four guys sitting around having drinks and one of the men had to use the rest room. The three others talked about their kids. The first guy said, 'My son is my pride and joy. He started working at a company at the bottom. He studied Business and began to climb the corporate ladder, became president of the company. He's so rich; he gave his best friend a top of the line Mercedes for Christmas. The second guy said, 'Damn, that's terrific! My son is also my pride and joy. He started working for a big airline, went to flight school to become a pilot. He became a partner, where he owns the majority of its assets. He's so rich that he gave his best friend a brand new jet as a Christmas gift.' The third man said: ‘Well that is terrific! My son studied in the best universities and became an engineer, started his own construction company and is now a Multimillionaire. He also gave an expensive Christmas gift to his best friend: A 30,000 square foot mansion.' The three friends congratulate each other just as the fourth returned from the rest room and asked: 'What are all the congratulations for?' One of the three said: 'We're talking about the pride we feel for the successes s of our sons ... What about your son?' The fourth man replied: 'My son is gay and makes a living dancing as a stripper at a nightclub.' The three friends said: 'That's a shame.. what a disappointment.' The fourth man replied: 'Nah, I'm not ashamed. He's my son and I love him. And he hasn't done too badly either. Just this Christmas alone he received a beautiful 30,000 square foot mansion, a brand new jet and a top of the line Mercedes from his three boyfriends.' ... (Message edited by johnboy777 on February 27, 2008) | ||
| Nipsey |
Hey - oooooh!!!! | ||
| 04buell |
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| Electraglider_1997 |
Karma man. | ||
| Johnboy777 |
Hey Electraglider_1997.... here's one more oldie but goodie. (another Two-oh-five, but i still love it) http://youtube.com/watch?v=P1ioeeTvyKM ... | ||
| Electraglider_1997 |
More trunk monkey. http://youtube.com/watch?v=8avOiTUcD4Y&feature=rel ated | ||
| Buellinabq |
hah I hadn't seen those in a while and I don't think I ever saw the last 2 in the compilation before. |
