| Author | Message | ||
     Newfie_buell |
I am bored here this morning so here it is: Orgasm Simulation | ||
| Blackbelt |
KICK ASS NEWFIE!!! where do you find this stuff. and don't say your kids find it and you just pass it on you sick-o. YOUR MY HERO!! | ||
| Stingaroo |
Thanks Newfie, the misses appreciated that one! | ||
| Aydenxb9 |
I almost passed out from laughing so hard! I needed that, Thanks! | ||
| Innes |
Newfie, check your mail,  | ||
| Newfie_buell |
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| Gomo |
Here's one for you if your bored - it may keep you busy for a while. http://www.yonkis.com/mediaflash/siguemiteta.swf | ||
| Bartimus |
ha ha ha that was great Gomo!!! How can i make that my screensaver? LOL  | ||
| Innes |
Gomo I love it, thanks. | ||
| Newfie_buell |
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| Bartimus |
Thought of the Day Never hold your farts in................... They travel up your spine, into your brain, and that's where you get shitty ideas from. | ||
| Innes |
Damn I must have a direct link! | ||
| Newfie_buell |
Does this really happen!!!!!!  | ||
| Newfie_buell |
Pic is too big | ||
| Cj_xb |
The Empty Seat at the Super Bowl A guy named Bob receives a free ticket to the Super Bowl from his company Unfortunately, when Bob arrives at the stadium he realizes the seat is in the last row in the corner of the stadium - he's closer to the Goodyear blimp than the field. About halfway through the first quarter, Bob notices an empty seat 10 rows off the field, right on the 50 yard line. He decides to take a chance and makes his way through the stadium and around the security guards to the empty seat. As he sits down, he asks the gentleman sitting next to him, "Excuse me, is anyone sitting here?" The man says no. Now, very excited to be in such a great seat for the game, Bob again inquires of the man next to him, "This is incredible! Who in their right mind would have a seat like this at the Super Bowl and not use it?" The man replies, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me, I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Super Bowl we haven't been at together since we got married in 1967." "Well, that's really sad," says Bob, "but still, couldn't you find someone to take the seat? A relative or close friend?" "No," the man replies, "they're all at the funeral. | ||
| Dullorb |
Personally, given a choice between funeral and superbowl, I'd choose riding. I figure heck, I'm not going to go to my own funeral, why should I go to anyone else's. | ||
| Newfie_buell |
There are only 10 times in history where the "F" word has been considered an acceptable quotation to utter.....they have been as follows: 10) "What the fuck do you mean we are sinking?" -- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912 9) "Where did all those fucking Indians come from?" -- General Geo. Armstong Custer, 1877 8) "Any fucking idiot could understand that." -- Albert Einstein, 1938 7) "What the fuck was that?" -- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945 6) "How the fuck did you work that out?" -- Pythagoras, 126 BC 5) "You want! WHAT on the fucking ceiling?" -- Michelangelo, 1566 4) "Where the fuck are we?" -- Amelia Earhart, 1937 3) "Scattered fucking showers, my ass!" -- Noah, 4314 BC 2) "Aw c'mon. Who the fuck is going to find out?" -- Bill Clinton, 1999 and a drum roll please................ 1) "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this fucking mad." -- Sadaam Hussein, 2003 | ||
| Cj_xb |
LMAO !!!! | ||
| Whatever |
Here is one for you Newfie!  Mark Your Calendar We all know that it is a sin for a Taliban male to see any woman other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does. So this Saturday at 4:00 PM Eastern time all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort. All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Taliban, and to demonstrate that they think its okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American women. And since the Taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment. The American Government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity. God bless America!! IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS ON | ||
| Blackbelt |
so char does this mean that you will be doing what you say? | ||
| Whatever |
No, It is -15 f****** degrees farenheit today... I don't suspect it will be much warmer this saturday... mark your calender for August 14th...  It's so damn cold today, they canceled work up here (but unfortunately I did not get a call at home)... wonder if I could get hazard pay for coming in??? | ||
| Dullorb |
Plus, she hasn't made me her wife yet! | ||
| Newfie_buell |
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Dull just go up North and find her!!!!! | ||
| Dullorb |
I'm playin' hard ta git. | ||
| Fullpower |
warmed up last night, and rained for a while. froze down on the cold road, and made a nice skating rink out of the roads. so no buell rides today. | ||
| Newfie_buell |
I hope this does not offend anyone BUT if you can't laugh at yourself then........ Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for six days. Eventually, Michael the archangel found him, resting on the seventh day. He inquired of God, "Where have you been?" God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look Michael, look what I've made." Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?" "It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put LIFE on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a place of great balance." "Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused. God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth, "For example, Northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth while Southern Europe is going to be poor; the Middle East over there will be a hot spot. Over there I've placed a continent of white people and over there is a continent of black people," God continued, pointing to different countries. "This one will be extremely hot and arid while this one will be very cold and covered in ice." The Archangel, impressed by Gods work, then pointed to a large landmass in the top corner and asked, "What's that one?" "Ah," said God. "That's Canada, the most glorious place on Earth. There are beautiful mountains, lakes, rivers, streams and an exquisite coastline. The people from Canada are going to be modest, intelligent and humorous and they're going to be found travelling the world. They'll be extremely sociable, hard working and high achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as diplomats and carriers of peace. I'm also going to give them super-human, undefeatable ice hockey players who will be admired and feared by all who come across them." Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed; "What about balance, God? You said there will be BALANCE!" God replied wisely. "Wait until you see the loud-mouth bastards I'm putting next to them...." | ||
| Fiery_xb |
So Char, What's up Aug. 14?  | ||
| Spiderman |
>>>I'm also going to give them super-human, undefeatable ice hockey players who will be admired and feared by all who come across them." Too bad Canada hasn't won a CUp in hmm How long is that again Newfie | ||
| Mikej |
"Wait until you see the loud-mouth bastards I'm putting next to them...." Funny, I've never heard that said about Icelanders and Greenlanders. I do recall an Icelander with a Buell though, perhaps he had an aftermarket exhaust pipe on his bike.  | ||
| Cj_xb |
The people from Canada are going to be modest You/Canadians modest ??? Bahahahahahahahahahaha  |
