A good one to pull on a roomate/ suit mate in college is get a pack of butter rum life savers, crush them up and pack them into the back of the shower head. (requires R&R shower head)
They take a hot shower and the life savers melt covering them in a clear sticky mess when they go to dry off. Not knowing what was the cause, they usally take another shower and make it worse.
Take an expired fluorescent bulb,lean it against your neighbors door (this is in a college dorm) and knock on the door after the victim has gone to bed.
A good one to pull on a roomate/ suit mate in college is get a pack of butter rum life savers, crush them up and pack them into the back of the shower head. (requires R&R shower head)
I did something similar a long time ago. But I used 2 packages of Cherry Koolaid mix in the shower head.
The cricket one rings familar. In high school a kid ripped off a friend of mine and didn't pay him for some services rendered to the stereo system install in his car. On the way out the the carnival we stopped and filled up with big gulps for the night. Friend saw said offender's car had the sunroof lifted and open. 1 very large big gulp went in the roof of his car. Ironically he without aiming hit the new stereo unit and a expensive cell phone. $.47 got even for the debt.
Another good one. Go to any hunting store and buy a bottle of skunk urine (cover scent) Place a couple drops anywhere in the car. Favored place is the defroster vent.
You guys are WAY too nice. Here are a few of my favorites
Large zip tie around the rear axel. They make a hell of a racket, and many times when they pull over to look under the car the tie is pointing up so they don’t see it and start to drive again….. only to have the noise again.
Vaseline on windshield wipers
Duct tape over the headlights and/or the license plate (just to make sure they get to visit with their friendly neighborhood cop)
Axel grease on the inside of the car door handle
A small wad of tin foil inside a valve stem cover…… slow tire leak that is a real PITA to find, just don’t use so much that they hear the hissing.
Along the lines of the fluorescent bulb…. But use a bucket of water with a whole bottle of dish soap mixed in. The more water they use to clean the mess the more suds.
Throw unsweetened Kool-Aid powder on someone just after a shower or getting out of the water after swimming (before they dry off) guaranteed to stain the skin the color of your choice
Bolt a heavy chain to the back bumper of their car so it drags on the ground (make sure to use the RED loctite, and plenty of it)
But then this is all theory cause I would never do any of them….. honest
classic trick but not to hateful. if you have a black sprayer on your kitchen sink take some black electrical tape and wrap it around a couple of times to hold the handle in the on position aim it. then walk away and wait for someone to use the sink. they get a instant shower. i have done this to my girlfriend a couple off times. she doesn't seam to think it is as funny as my daughter and i do.
I like the tin foil b/c it keeps working one flat tire after another, as long as it does not hiss.
They take the flat tire to get it "fixed", the tire guy cant find any problems and fills the tire back up....... puts the stem cover back on.......few hours later, tire is flat again. No one ever looks inside the stem cover.
Large zip tie around the rear axel. They make a hell of a racket, and many times when they pull over to look under the car the tie is pointing up so they don’t see it and start to drive again….. only to have the noise again
You mean on the driveshaft maybe? We used to do that one now and then in shop, anyone who brought their car in and didn't watch would have a suprpise when they left.
One kid we really didn't like once got about a half pound of tire weights taped to the side of his driveshaft. Wobbles like hell!
I used to do the sink sprayer and electrical tape to my mom. She got so pissed the last time, it turned into an all out water fight INSIDE the house. After that I was grounded for a few weeks, with a lot of cleaning to do. That was around 17 years ago though, and we still laugh about it. The best part is that we were living with my uncle at the time, and he came home during the water fight, and of course, joined in. When he was'nt using his hot tub, I put about a half of a bottle of dish soap under the cover. The next time he went to use it, he turned on the jets, and got a LOT of suds in about 2 minutes.
Spin a pop can lift tab 180 degrees.On the old Fords,disconnect the horn wire and run a jumper wire from the horn to the starter solenoid. They may honk/start for a week,looking to see who is honking at them. On any trailer hitch wire harness,wire in a Cherry Bomb with an electric squib to the brake light wire.They always step on the brake when they start it...BOOM!(simple to pre wire a trailer harness plug...."plug and play") Open bathroom window,tie a firecracker to a stick, light and hold near the bottom of the window when subject is taking a dump. Camping tent...mosquito attractant packet(used for bug zappers). Table tooth pick holder..touch the bottom tip of the toothpicks to hot pepper oil. A slightly open jar of carp bait under the bed....just enuf to make them wonder. Paper towel shaped like an onion ring,battered and fried. Folded napkin under a hamburger. Soup ladle tied to an unwatched ice fishing tip up rig,trip it and watch them pull in"the big one". Hide in an unlit porch(pull the bulb) and rustle a bit.They can't get the key in the door fast enuf. A small pinch of black powder in the corner of an ashtray.Careful,not too much. At the pub,pour a little beer on their seat when the leave to go pee. Now is the perfect time of year to put a shiny scoop shovel in the ditch and fairly visible. Tie a small rope to the shovel and pull it into the corn field when the subject stops to back up and get a free shovel that he knows he just saw a minute ago. Small knife hole under the lip,near the drink hole of a can of beverage that is unattended for a moment. Hang the handset upside down on wall phones or hand the the handset to somebody that isn't paying attention and say "it's for you".
"Penny Locking" would get you $150 fine when I was in college.
Strangely, the piece of plywood they placed under the mattress to give it a LITTLE support above the springs on our dorm bunk beds is the EXACT size of the inner trim opening of the dorm room doors leaving a 2 foot gap at the top. You would fit the board into the door frame and proceed to fill the space between the board and door with whatever trash was available on the floor. Victim would open the door to an avalanche of debris.
"Power Dump"--Artist would stand on the handicap rails in the BIG stall on the end and take a free floating dump. Extra points for form and "ghost dumps". Points taken away for "missing the pool".
"Hot cross buns"--Did you know that a thin film of Flexall 454 carefully and evenly applied with a craft brush dries with very little evidence? I do. I nearly choked to death hearing the screams of anguish from my floormates after they had sat upon recently applied toilet seats.
"Yellow trampoline"--blearly eyed dorm mates, half inebriated and over full of urine have a hard time seeing saran wrap stretched carefully over the bowl of a toilet. Urine, pumped under pressure from an altitude of three feet, will actually "bounce" as high as one's chin.
"The Lonely Guy"--Dorm shower rooms usually have an inward opening door. Sleepy dorm mates who have over slept rarely check the back side of the door when entering for a shower. Removal of the handle on the back side results in uncomfortable "alone time" particularly when your floor mates don't return for an hour.
We did have a variation on the bucket of water. A 55 gallon trash can full of water and leaned against a door will create a tidal wave containing enough force to splash all the way to the far wall and rebound to the front wall and create a dorm room wet to a depth of about 2.5 inches.
Stand the penny on end. Take the plastic salt shaker (Mickey D's, Wendy's, etc...) Slam the salt shaker onto the penny. Clean the little mess that makes. Enjoy the image of the sucker picking up that salt shaker!
A little bit of pepper spray in the air conditioning vents of the victims car always works real nice. My buddy was a cop and would always slim jim my locks and get me on this one.
An inebriated person will not notice the difference between a Kamakaze shooter and a shot-glass full of Wesson Oil until several seconds after tossing it back.
(Do NOT do this at your own place unless you like cleaning spew... DAMHIK....)
Temporarily prevent a toilet tank from filling the bowl. Flush toilet then fill the bowl with a mixture of clear gelatin. Give it long enough to harden, then wait until someone realizes that their turds won't sink
An inebriated person will not notice the difference between a Kamakaze shooter and a shot-glass full of Wesson Oil until several seconds after tossing it back. That sorta happened to me: At a new years eve party, 10 minutes till midnight, host says "you need some shots!" ok, so he pours me 2 shots of "vodka". I slam them down, then say "was that cheap vodka? kinda harsh." I was then told it was Everclear. A little pissed off, I say "great, what have I got, 15 minutes?" So midnight hits, I have a glass of champagne, and lights out. They said I puked a few times. Didn't have much of a hangover though, just a tender stomach.