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Old_man
| Posted on Tuesday, February 24, 2009 - 03:37 am: |
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A husband in his back yard is trying to fly a kite. He throws the kite up in the air, the wind catches it for a few seconds, then it comes crashing back down to earth. He tries this a few more times with no success. All the while, his wife is watching from the kitchen window, muttering to herself how men need to be told how to do everything. She opens the window and yells to her husband, 'You need a piece of tail.' The man turns with a confused look on his face and says, 'Make up your mind. Last night, you told me to go fly a kite.' |
Mr_grumpy
| Posted on Tuesday, February 24, 2009 - 04:24 am: |
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Oh yes, thank you, thank you, |
Crusty
| Posted on Tuesday, February 24, 2009 - 06:09 am: |
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+1 |
Old_man
| Posted on Tuesday, February 24, 2009 - 07:00 am: |
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Senility An elderly man went to his doctor and said, 'Doc, I think I'm getting senile. Several times lately, I have forgotten to zip up.' 'That's not senility,' replied the doctor. 'Senility is when you forget to zip down. |
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