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Sammigs


Posted on Thursday, January 20, 2005 - 11:24 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

What's the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?

The location of the dirt bag! (now everyone laughs)

Is that crickets I hear???
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Chris_mackay


Posted on Friday, January 21, 2005 - 06:40 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

A hoover will only hold one dirt bag also!
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Wardog3187


Posted on Friday, January 21, 2005 - 08:01 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

What does a orange construction barrel and a Schneider truck have in common?

They both have dirt bags in them.

Good 'ol trucker humor. Gotta love it.
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Charlieboy6649


Posted on Saturday, January 22, 2005 - 10:40 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Not really HD but still funny...

A woman awakes during the night to find that her
husband was not in their bed. She puts on her robe and
goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting
at the dinning room table with a cup of coffee in
front of him. He appears deep in thought, just staring
at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his
eye and takes a sip of his coffee.

"What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps
into the room, "Why are you down here at this time of
night?" The husband looks up, "Do you remember 20
years ago when we were dating, and you were only 18?"
he asks solemnly.

The wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband
is so caring and sensitive. "Yes, I do" she replies.
The husband pauses. The words are not coming easily.

"Do you remember when your mother caught us behind the
couch making love?"

"Yes, I remember." says the wife, lowering herself
into a chair beside him. The husband continues..."Do
you remember when she shoved a shotgun in my face and
said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I will send
you to jail for 20 years?" "I remember that too." she
replies softly.

He wipes another tear from his cheek and says..."I
would have gotten out today."
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