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Mr_grumpy
| Posted on Wednesday, March 31, 2004 - 03:33 am: |
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Grumpy's revenge. There was a young Bueller called Spidey, Behind Haiku's attempted to hidey, But his plan didn't work, Cos a Grumpy old jerk, Got him back with Limericks untidy. There was a young man with a Buell, Who thought himself triffickly cool, He went mad on the gas, Ended up on his ass, And everyone said "What a Fool" Give it your best shot |
Seanp
| Posted on Wednesday, March 31, 2004 - 05:29 am: |
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Old Grumpy is not one for haiku. With limericks he'll make us all cuckoo. What makes it so rough Is the rhyming's too tough And the syllables are far too beaucoup. |
Sarodude
| Posted on Wednesday, March 31, 2004 - 09:49 am: |
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There was a web site called BadWeatherBikers Misuse their name and the Admin would strike ya Rocket complained but Blake remained sane Don't ya know we can't always think like ya? edited by sarodude on March 31, 2004 |
Sarodude
| Posted on Wednesday, March 31, 2004 - 09:55 am: |
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There once was a dork who rode a Buell Blast On Mulholland Highway he thought he was fast But what was that speeder? A GoldWing, A Geezer! Who knocked me, err... him, on his ass The events and people portrayed in this story are strictly fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. |
Sarodude
| Posted on Wednesday, March 31, 2004 - 10:04 am: |
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There was an odd man named Courtney Canfield whose dog was painted and cats were greased this man is no fool he knows Erik Buell who knows what next he'll unleash OK, I GOTTA stop now... |
Sarodude
| Posted on Wednesday, March 31, 2004 - 10:08 am: |
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There once was a Grumpy who liked to Limerick He thought Haiku was as tasty as liver, ick! he started this thread now it's got in my head and I can't seem to find how to quitter it. edited by sarodude on March 31, 2004 |
Mr_grumpy
| Posted on Wednesday, March 31, 2004 - 12:21 pm: |
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Sarodude just the thought of some liver Cooked with garlic & lemon, makes me shiver, With fried onions & mash I'll gladly pay cash, If it's on the menu I won't dither.
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Spiderman
| Posted on Wednesday, March 31, 2004 - 01:21 pm: |
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The one called Grumpy was a dude who was very Frumpy He tried to steal my thunder Like He was a Aussie from Down Under But the Haiku will prevail Cause poetry with out rhyme will never Fail!! |
Mr_grumpy
| Posted on Thursday, April 01, 2004 - 02:07 am: |
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Close, but no cigar. |
Sarodude
| Posted on Thursday, April 01, 2004 - 10:28 am: |
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Spidey, oh Spidey,just what will you do? Grumpy has proven that he can Haiku You tried to Limerick Results were rather sick And Grumpy says "Poo Poo on you!" |
Sarodude
| Posted on Wednesday, January 04, 2006 - 12:56 pm: |
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Had to Bump this.... -Saro |
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