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Mr_grumpy
| Posted on Monday, January 03, 2005 - 02:37 pm: |
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A Happy New Year to All & a gag to kick it off. Here's a grin I got from a female friend, enjoy. The Miracle of Toilet Paper Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds." Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. "How long will this take?" I asked. "They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies. I stopped. " Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?" Without missing a beat he says "Worked for your butt, didn't it?" He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy he may even walk again. Stupid, stupid man. |
New12r
| Posted on Monday, January 03, 2005 - 07:31 pm: |
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Thank you, heard that one before but still got a good laugh. |
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