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     Gregtonn |
One of my sisters sent me this one: Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married.... (If this does not make you laugh out loud, you have lost your sense of > humor.) The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls..' I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!' Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos = 12 Cuckoos.. MIDNIGHT! The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in. I told him 'MIDNIGHT'... he didn't seem mad in the least. Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said "We need a new cuckoo". When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, 'Oh sh*t!' Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted". G  | ||
| Lovemybuellman |
LMAO soooooo funny | ||
| Greenlantern |
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