| Author | Message | ||
     Newfie_buell |
A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other and another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?" She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one.." She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there. The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked "is there a 710 on this car?" She pointed and said, "Of course, its right there." If your not sure what a 710 is, click below ... {http://rtccom.net/~mfjgolf/710.jpg} | ||
| Cj_xb |
Oh hahahaha, lay off the blonde jokes !!! CJ  | ||
| Naughtynurse |
I like that one  | ||
| Socoken |
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street. Out of nowhere, a bird flies over and shits right on the redhead. "oh, thats so terrible," cries the brunette, "ill go in that store and find some toilet paper." After the brunette leaves, the blonde mumbles, "We blondes always get the reputation for being dumb, but get a load of her, talk about stupid. that birds gonna be long gone before she gets back with that toilet paper." | ||
| Newfie_buell |
Oh CJ, Don't take offence just because your kinda blonde!!!! | ||
| Loki |
A couple of oldies but goodies...... Q: What do you call five blonds at the bottom of the pool? A: An air pocket Q: Why did NASA hire a bunch of blonds to just stand in a line? A: The wind tunnel was broken. Q: Why will NASA only send blond astronauts on the mars trip? A: They will have their own air supply for the trip. | ||
| 1320 |
How many Dumb Blonde jokes do you think there are? 10? 20? 1000? There are only 2...and the rest are true.... |
