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Posted on Monday, October 13, 2008 - 07:32 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

My Uncle butch sends me some stuff this one was a good chuckle


Barack Obama, the lead Presidential Democratic Party candidate, is for

banning all guns in America . He is considered by those who have dealt

with him as a bit more than just a little self-righteous.



At a recent rural elementary school assembly in East Texas, he asked

the audience for total quiet. Then, in the silence, he started to

slowly clap his hands once every few seconds, holding the audience in

total silence.



Then he said into the microphone, 'Children, every time I clap my hands

together, a child in America dies from gun violence.'



Then, little Richard Earl, with a proud East Texas drawl, pierced the

quiet and said: ''Well, dumb-ass, stop clapping!'


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