| Author | Message | ||
     Wolfridgerider |
I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina for my Labrador >> Retriever and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I >> had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina >> Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the >> hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in >> an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices >> and IVs in both arms. >> >> I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way >> that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and >> simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is >> nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. >> >> I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by >> now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy behind her. >> >> Horrified, she asked if I'd been poisoned and was that why I was in >> the hospital. I said no.....I'd been sitting in the street licking my >> balls and a car hit me. >> >> I thought the tall guy was going to have to be carried out the >> door. | ||
| Icon12r |
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| Wile_ecoyote |
NIIICE!!! Thanks for sharing, I think?! | ||
| Paw |
I just fell off my chair laughing so F**king hard... | ||
| Toona |
Mark, thanks for the BIG laugh to end my ho hum day, that was GREAT! | ||
| Xbduck |
Hey, why don't you warn a fella before you drop a joke like that on a guy with a recently rebuilt left arm. My pain meds are are wearing off and I can't have any for another hour. I guess I'll just have to sit and take it for now. Oh, it hurts so good to laugh so hard. I do however believe my wife thinks the doctor really screwed up my arm with all the noise I've just been making. Thanks for the laugh, I think.  | ||
| Badlionsfan |
to answer the question, no i don't have a dog. sold my 76 sportster 4 or 5 years ago. | ||
| Wile_ecoyote |
LOL! "sold my sportster" 76 was a bad year. IMO | ||
| Buellerandy |
where do you come up with this material?:P | ||
| Wolfridgerider |
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| Bartimus |
I tried that diet, didn't work to well for me, but then, folks say I'm a dawg anyway...  | ||
| Ted |
I said no.....I'd been sitting in the street licking my >> balls and a car hit me. hey you've heard the airline joke re: in case of an emergency put your head between your knees.... & hey if i could do that i'd never leave the house!  | ||
| M2nc |
Mayonnaise some gullible people in this world. You for got to tell her... "Here's your sign!" (Message edited by M2nc on September 05, 2007) |
