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Author Message   Old_man Posted on Thursday, April 26, 2007 - 01:35 pm:        >>>> > > A Husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife >>>> > > >>>> > > looks over at him and asks the question. >>>> > > >>>> > > WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?" >>>> > > >>>> > > HUSBAND: "Definitely not!" >>>> > > >>>> > > WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?" >>>> > > >>>> > > HUSBAND: "Of course I do." >>>> > > >>>> > > WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?" >>>> > > >>>> > > HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again." >>>> > > >>>> > > WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look) >>>> > > >>>> > > HUSBAND: (makes audible groan) >>>> > > >>>> > > WIFE: "Would you live in our house?" >>>> > > >>>> > > HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house." >>>> > > >>>> > > WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?" >>>> > > >>>> > > HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?" >>>> > > >>>> > > WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?" >>>> > > >>>> > > HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new." >>>> > > >>>> > > WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?" >>>> > > >>>> > > HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do" >>>> > > >>>> > > WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?" >>>> > > >>>> > > HUSBAND : "No, I'm sure she'd want her own." >>>> > > >>>> > > WIFE: "Would you take her golfing with you? >>>> > > >>>> > > HUSBAND: "Yes, those are always good times." >>>> > > >>>> > > WIFE: "Would she use my clubs? >>>> > > >>>> > > HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed." >>>> > > >>>> > > WIFE: -- silence ------ >>>> > > >>>> > > HUSBAND: "Shit." >>>> > > >>>> > > >>>> > >   Cyclonecharlie Posted on Thursday, April 26, 2007 - 02:11 pm:        Isn't that what they call giving you enough rope to hang yourself.LOL   Bluzm2 Posted on Thursday, April 26, 2007 - 05:52 pm:        Husband and wife in bed together. She feels his hand rubbing her shoulder. She: "Oh, that feels good." His hand moves to her breast" She: "Gee, honey, that feels wonderful." His hand moves to her leg. She: "Oh, honey, don't stop." But he stops. She: "Why did you stop?" He: "I found the remote."   Xbullet Posted on Thursday, April 26, 2007 - 06:22 pm:        that's why i'll never have a TV in the bedroom. too big a distraction.

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