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Gomo


Posted on Friday, January 07, 2005 - 07:11 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

The Video isn't the clearest, but is funny.
http://www.jokaroo.com/ecards/funnymovies/simmons.html
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Lovematt


Posted on Saturday, January 08, 2005 - 05:10 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

I actually ended up on the same flight and sat right behind Richard Simmons for a 12 hour flight to London...all I can say is that guy is a little different than most...kind of like our Buells!
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Tucsonxb9s


Posted on Saturday, January 08, 2005 - 10:50 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Don't you dare compare my Buell to Richard Simmons! There is no way in hell you could get me to want to ride Richard Simmons everyday! (or AT ALL for that matter!)

(Message edited by tucsonxb9s on January 08, 2005)
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Posted on Saturday, January 08, 2005 - 02:21 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

A little more humor..A Husband takes his wife to play her first
game of golf...
Of course,the wife promptly hacked her first
shot right through the window of the biggest
house adjacent to the course.

The husband cringed, "I warned you to be careful!
Now we'll have to go up there, find the owner,
apologize and see how much your lousy drive is
going to cost us."

So the couple walked up to the house and
knocked on the door.
A warm voice said, "Come on in."

When they opened the door they saw the damage
that was done:
glass was all over the place, and a broken antique
bottle was lying on its side near the
broken window.

A man reclining on the couch asked, "Are you
the people that broke my window?"

"Uh... yeah, sir. We're sure sorry about
that," the husband replied.

"Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want
to thank you. . . You see,
I'm a genie, and I've been trapped in that
bottle for a thousand years.
Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant
three wishes. I'll give you each one wish, but if you
don't mind, I'll keep the last one for myself."

"Wow, that's great!" the husband said.

He pondered a moment and blurted out,
"I'd like a million dollars a year for the
rest of my life."

"No problem," said the genie. "You've got it,
it's the least can do.
And I'll guarantee you a long, healthy life!"

"And now you, young lady,
what do you want?" the genie asked.

"I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete
with servants in every country in the world," she
said.

"Consider it done," the genie said. "And your
homes will always be safe
from fire, burglary and natural disasters!"

"And now," the couple asked in unison, what's
your wish, genie?"

"Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle
and haven't been with a woman
in more than a thousand years, my wish is to
have sex with your wife."

The husband looked at his wife and said,
"Gee, honey, you know we both now
have a fortune, and all those houses. What do
you think?"

She mulled it over for a few moments and
said, "You know, you're right.
Considering our good fortune, I guess I
wouldn't mind, but what about you,honey?"

You know I love you sweetheart," said the
husband. I'd do the same for you!"

So the genie and the woman went upstairs
where they spent the rest of the
afternoon enjoying each other.

The genie was insatiable. After about three
hours of non-stop sex,
the genie rolled over and looked directly into her
eyes and asked,

"How old are you and your husband?"

"Why, we're both 35," she responded
breathlessly.

"No Kidding." He said, ....

"Thirty-five years old and both of you

still believe in genies?"
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